is a cunt.
Here’s a tiny window into a tiny example of the worldwide curse. A teacher, realising the little cunts in his class were submitting homework essays a whole level above their everyday shit standard of being, snuck a command in white text to their end of year exam questions – centred on the industrial revolution – the command being to mention Madagascar in a non-sequitur fashion somewhere in the essay/answers. If the kids did the work, there would be no mention but if they ran it through A.I., .. there would. The teacher said he expected up to ten of the little shits in his class of 35 to be caught out.
It was slightly more, it turned out.
32 of the lazy will-never-be-worth-a-fuck-at-anything little cunts : and not only were they lazy enough to have A.I. to do the work, but they never even glanced over what it spat out before handing it up .. thus the papers coming in with phrases such as
“Madagascar wore a toaster to a basketball game” & “Madagascar purple bicycle whispers to the ceiling”.
Skiving at school some bit was something we all did, of course .. but it’s on a different scale now.
‘I believe the children are the future’ sang Whitney Houston… ‘Teach them well and let them lead the way’ …. actually, on second thoughts maybe Whitney isn’t the best choice of role model to be drawing anything to aspire-to from …
Ahhh, fuck the lot of ’em.
Cunt away, folks …
Nominated by Cuntemall.
Apologists (there’s always excusers!) will – incorrectly – declare that the fact these 32(and millions more) are able to use A.I. to do their homework means they’re great/smart/sophisticated kids.
They’re not. Teacher made cunts of them all with the simplest of traps. If any of the 32 had a modicum of ‘smart’ about them, they wouldn’t have been caught out. They are all absolute baseline wastes of space.
If someone wants to be proud of their offsprung, they should want a story where a kid makes a cunt of a teacher, not the other way around!
I have one of those from my own schooldays. A belter! Remembered it 2 hours after nomming the nom. I’ll add it in later on today when the cunting has some runtime under it’s belt.
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ITS
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TITS
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A PAIR OF.
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BIG NIPPLES
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Ripe cherries in blancmange.
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This reminds me of my partners grandson. He was about 14 when he hacked into the school records etc. Everyone’s information was in front of him. As he didn’t do it out of spite, he did nothing with the data. He went to the head and told him the system was shite and it needs working on. Instead of thanking him, he was suspended for a week or two. I said he was right to do what he did, if the system is that bad he absolutely did them a favour. He’s now very successful, after gaining a degree in computer sciences, and still only 25 and he’s earning far more than I ever did working for a huge IT company with blue chip clients.
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Fucking hell – an actual real black professor in the link.
Or is it AI?
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Er, it’s Mississippi Sam. All the students would have been black also.
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Come on then, own up.
How many of you lot use AI to generate your IsAC posts?
You wouldn’t catch me doing that.
Madagascar photosynthesis carpet underlay volubly.
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@geordie…sqwaaaaaark,wibble,blurble..aaaargh emergency, EMERGENCY A I HELLLPPP 💥
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Sorry, Geordie. It’s all original thinking, inspired by the utter stupidity of the cotton wool wrapped, woke motivated idiots that seem to revel in their idiocy.
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Homework is important.
You can’t teach much in an hour’s lesson so the kids need to go and find things out for themselves.
It’s up to the teachers to inspire kids to do that, not to try and trick them with sneaky inserts into their work.
I can only imagine how fucking boring this cunt of a teacher is.
Drive past any park and their will be boys trying to emulate Lionel Messi.
Young girls will be practicing the latest Shakira dance moves in their bedrooms.
The kids will never meet their heroes, but they are inspired nevertheless.
Teachers need to get their acts together.
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In my experience Arty, the teachers are a thousand times more likely to tell the kids that they have unrealistic aspirations. I well remember when we were given frankly appalling careers advice at school, a bright kid when asked by the teacher what he wanted as a career replied, airline pilot. The teacher’s response?
“Oh come off it!”
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My daughter’s teachers spend their time lecturing the class on the impending eco Armageddon of the planet and how Donald Trump is the most evil man in history.
If it wasn’t for the fact I have taken it upon myself to educate her about the real world, given her proper literature to read, explained to her that what matters most is HOW you think not WHAT you think, I would just be paying £30k a year for her to be turned into a brain dead regurgitator of leftist claptrap.
I also got her to properly research and write a religious studies project which she complained her peers were all using AI to produce. She got an outstanding academic distinction and was presented with an award in front of the rest of the school, in that moment understanding the difference of thinking for herself vs lazily entrusting a glorified unthinking summarising robot to do it for you.
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Well done, to you and your daughter.
It makes me think there may be hope yet.
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Elder and myself have always been the same with the Lass.
We’ve always told her not to blindly accept anything she reads or sees on any kind of media, and definitely not to believe anything the Government try to sell as good, but to do her own checking.
She starts her A level studies next week. She took 9 subjects at O level and got five A’s, and four A*s. She’s got a PT job, which she intends to carry on with, fitting it around her studies.
If she can be like this, what the fuck is wrong with the rest of them?
She’s thinking about going into law. I’ve told her it’s a bit of a dying duck , if they stop jury trials, unless you’re a genius.
Oh, wait!
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And sorry, forgot to add, your lass sounds a fine specimen and proof that the propaganda about all young people being snowflake wets is bullshit. What an outstanding achievement at the O Levels, congratulations; a bright future ahead for her – she will excel in the sea of mediocrity around her
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Cheers JP, of course I’m gonna say this but she’s a rare gem my girl – she’s not bitter and twisted like her old man, but she also has a brain and knows when and where to call bullshit. Her religious studies project allowed her to conclude that the God worship is a crock of shit, but she got to that realisation under her own steam.
I’ve always encouraged her to question received wisdom and to demand evidence (especially in the face of extraordinary claims) and to only offer respect where it’s earned; including from me. If she wants to call bullshit on me and tell me I’m wrong or out of order, and does so with good reason, I couldn’t be happier.
Funnily enough she’s also toying with the idea of becoming a lawyer. Hopefully it’s just a phase…
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Actually, I’m hoping it’s not.
Dave, we need fine minds taking up law.
I think my Lass and your daughter would like each other. They sound very much alike.
Good for her, keep on young lady.
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What the fuck is wrong with the rest of them Jeezum? They haven’t got family like you, your elder and B. Dave.
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There were a couple of identical twins at my school, strange thing was that they were always get blamed for copying each others homework.
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I was told years ago and passed the it on to my children/ apprentices.
READ THE FUCKING QUESTION FULLY..!
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He’d used white as the text colour Doc, that’s why the students couldn’t see it, but the AI bot obviously could.
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There’s a theory all 35 of them used A.I. , and only 3 had the wherewithal to carry through the deception.. all they had to do (any of ’em) was read the output, and remove one line of gibberish.
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In the artcle it says that they can request a few typos/grammatical errors and similar IN their fake papers, now, too … to fake authenticate them some bit. And by the way .. 2026 softly-softly rules meant these cunts weren’t outright failed, even, over this .. just marked down on the paper in question.
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And at least twice!
Nearly got caught out myself many, many years ago, and that’s advice I’ve passed down to my Lasses, and still follow myself today.
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I think you mean ‘de-evolving’
Are we not men?
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Portmanteau.
& It needs a strong word of it’s own in this day and age.
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“Devolving” means to transfer or pass power, duties, or property down to someone at a lower level of authority, eg: as in Scotchland or Whales.
Apologies for being a pedantic cunt.
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Humanity’s Regression, it turns out, is a morely-corrector title for it.
oh well.
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Concorde, Space Shuttles come to mind as technological backward steps.
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I believe using the verb devolve as the opposite of evolve is valid in English Shit-cake, but maybe the word degenerate would be a less ambiguous option. Problem there is that I automatically think of degenerate as a noun and that brings to mind the American dyke Ellen DeGeneres who I believe is now living in the UK.
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Marking down simians for using AI is racist.
So the ‘Arday Allowance’ is applied.
Victim of colonialism and structural racism?
Top marks.
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” Arday Allowance ”
Like it!
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All I remember from school were the groping of the few lasses with mammaries in the library with conveniently placed shelving, canings from various sadistic ‘teachers’ 😖, plenty of 🥊 matches in the playground/after school, sports facilities straight out of ‘kes’ …on the MASSIVE+ side no African/parkey/Chinese et al in attendance, we had one Italian lad and a two polish descended in my classes in all the 4 years of attending, 1 Irish,1 Welsh teachers…no professor ardays so we couldn’t get away with cheating even if we wanted to try 😩…’come here boy,do you think your cleverer than me’ …err no sir 🖕
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At least when we were kids, you could guarantee that our work, good, bad or indifferent, would be original based on reading and research in encyclopaedias (do they still print them?), or if you were lucky enough to have a parent or brother, with a bit of familial input. The fact was, you had to get to understand the subject, these days like everything else, all is cheating and bogus results.
The problem is all the “experts” in future will be busking it, like “Professor” Jason Ardey. A frightening prospect, when you consider we recently got shot of a Prime Minister who knew fuck all, except how to grovel to impress.
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Having just perambulated the hound through Holland park and frighteningly close to Cøønival ground zero, I can confirm that humanity is definitely devolving.
My eyes were momentarily paralysed by the sight of half a dozen sheboons getting changed into their costumes on Addison road.
Ladies, if your costume makes you look like someone poured 100kg of shit into a 50kg string bag, it may be better to keep covered up, with a tarp or giant mumu. For everyone’s safety and comfort. 🤮
Apart from that, it’s all roaming gangs of pavement apes, who are both slow and incredibly loud and therefore easy to avoid.
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Perhaps a few yards of baling wire would suffice?
🧑🏿🌾
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When I was working Odin if I was on call this weekend I was always worried about being called out to Tesco’s on the corner of Cambridge Gardens. I believe now though they simply close the store until Tuesday when the bodies have been removed.
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Bodies, broken glass, a million empty Nos canisters and blood spatter is what they usually have to remove.
It’s all going swimmingly, judging by the amount of riot wagons hammering past Odin towers today.
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Someone on Facebook was doing a live feed from their upstairs window.
The plod are in trouble. There’s that many people they can’t move in any direction. Mind you, looks like no one can.
Great fun, expect reports of crushing injuries.
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Lizzo tribute act
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I imagine this sort of shit is particularly prevalent in Argentina, where cheating is revered. Greasy cunts.
Good morning, everyone.
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The naughty children in my class were sent to the headmaster, who had the most evilest face you could imagine and whilst he was warming up with the leather strap, the ones deserving it had already shit themselves.
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The history teacher at my school was also the deputy head master.
And a cunt.
His history lessons would be him standing at the front of the class, copying from a book onto the black board, which we in turn had to copy into our books.
Hardly a word would be spoken as we half heartedly tried to keep up with what he was scrawling.
The homework that he set was to copy a page or two from a history book.
Not many people bothered, so the punishment would be to write out huge segments from The Highway Code.
Nobody bothered with that either.
He really was a useless cunt of a teacher and he wasted our potential.
If AI was around in those days we would have used it.
The kids not doing their homework correctly?
Well you are the fucking teacher, so sort it out.
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Our History teacher used to down the pub – The Ivy Bush, ouch! – every lunchtime. And our IT teacher would throw 28th generation photocopied worksheets at us and go in his back room and smoke cigars and drink whiskey, whilst we typed 10 print “fuck off”, 20 goto 10 into the clapped out BBC micros for an hour. This was the mid 90s.
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10 on break gosub 20
20 a=int(rnd*255)
30 print a;
40 goto 10
‘Sir, I think this computer is broken’ 🤣
Technocunt’d ‘a got it ..
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Mississippi mormons sleepwalk counterwise on the ceiling.
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10 PRINT “Cuntemall is a bender”
20 GOTO 10
RUN
In our local Boots in 1985, they used to have a ZX Spectrum (in a bolted-down frame) for us to type such clever things.
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If you’d typed in my few lines of BASIC there, it would’ve started acting up like it was going through a complete meltdown, every time.
Aurocorrect seems to have replaced something highly complimentary(I assume) with ‘a bender’ in your modern device there, today, though, .. bloody bloody autocorrect.
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I’m showing my age now, but computers of any kind were not around when I was in school.
No calculators either.
We had logarithm books and slide rules.
In maths tests we had to show our ‘working out’.
Of course you would get full marks if you got the correct answer, but even if you didn’t, you would get points if your method was correct.
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@art…the computer was in your 🧠…the calculator was a pen 🖊️ and paper 👍
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We had those beige BBC things at school. I’ve still got my ZX Spectrum at home
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Amstrad CPC464 here.
My off the shelf no-frills laptop has 131,000 times the grunt and 8 million times the memory.
And was cheaper. 😄
And STILL humanity exponentially devolves, I mean regresses ..
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Also ; wanted to bump the cunting to a century!
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Ah, good old trad maths and algebra.
Q: A man, when asked his age, replied “Well, in 3 years’ time I will twice as old as my eldest son who is a quarter as old as my youngest daughter`s age now.”
The other man punched him in in the face.
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Indeed!
But ask me to calculate the tax you’ll pay on your gross income, as long as I have the percentage and tax bands between, I can do it in my head, never mind pen, paper, calculator or computer.
I’ve always liked what I call every day maths, IE, I’ve £10, can I afford a £6 tee shirt and £5 pack of socks. ( The answer is yes if I steal one item )
Could never get my head around trig or algebra.
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We aren’t all going backwards …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70le8ed1plo
Those Eskimos know a thing or two & telling the EU to fuck off is a fine notion.
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… which reminds me of the homosexual Eskimo who stuck his arse out of his igloo to see if he could get a chap on it.
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Was that the same Eskimo as the one who took his broken snow mobile into the local garage to get it fixed and the mechanic said it looks as if you`ve blown a seal.
The Eskimo replied, erm, no … that`s just a bit of frost on my top lip.
🦭
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Good for them Sam. Truth is the wheels came off the United States of Europe when its second economy pulled the plug in 2016.
Incidentally, the UK was in fact the second territory to leave the EU, not the first. Greenland was dragged into the EU as a colony of Denmark and when it got home rule elected to leave. interesting to speculate who will be next to bale out of the moribund organisation.
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And Andy Burnbum WANTS to drag us back to Europe
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That Prime Minister looks about 25 and emaciated, doesn’t she? Not exactly built to withstand an Icelandic winter.
Get some whale meat into you pet.
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WE’LL DONE ICELAND…👍
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No doubt the fucking Icelandic remoaners will be at full fucking throttle given the result is almost identical to GB
..EU- FUCK OFF
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The simple answer is surely to make them do tests where they write using a pen and paper in an exam hall. Isn’t this the case anymore?
Sack coursework off. Or make that entirely a hand written exercise as well. Anybody who shows a massive disparity in coursework and exam work results, in favour of the coursework, should fail automatically as they likely cheated, or havent mastered the subject anyway.
Apparently exams discriminate against females and minstrels so that’ll be a no no.
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A teacher told me I was a lazy bastard Seb, because I did well in the exams but piss-poor in the course work. He obviously didn’t realise that I had already caught on to the fact that in the real world it was results that counted not effort.
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The ones found cheating should also receive A.I. Arsehole Insertion.
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No point in educating the masses anymore, just teach them how to wipe their arses and open a can, sit at home all day and play whatever game is the fashion online.
Just concentrate on the ones who actually have a few brain cells, robots will do more it less everything and AI will control the world
It will be funny when AI decides the population is too high and needs to be reduced, excellent stuff.
All cunts.
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They should all count themselves lucky.
Within a few years the cunts won’t be going to school as our A.I robot overlords force us all down the uranium mines to power their continent sized data centres.
Unless Ed Miliband puts a stop to them.
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Cheaty little scroats
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I know for a fact a lot of teachers are using A.I. to do some of their work. AI can be a great tool but reliance on tech diminishes brain function. Once we got GPS the brain learned to use the navigation part of our mind for other shit.
Once we got spell checker we abandoned even trying to spell difficult words. Now we have technology that’s able to think for us the future is bleak for our brain power.
Even A.I. recognises this and will suggest better ways to use it.
Mind you, I know people who’ve supported Spurs for 50 years and experience has taught them fuck all.
Good team.
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I’m happy to conflate AI with spellcheck Sixdog. They’re both rubbish.
As for satnav systems in cars, the problem is the pricks who write the software which derives the street name from the GPS coordinates. I have a hand held GPS receiver which will give my location to within a few feet. I always carry a road atlas. It’s saved me on several occasions.
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You carry a road atlas arfur?
Sod that. I carry a compass.
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I once drove a hire car in the city Geordie, which had built-in satnav and a magnetic compass! In amongst the towers the satnav lost the satellites and gave up. The compass carried on working.
Many people seem ignorant of the most basic principles of navigation as demonstrated by fools who drive off cliffs and into lakes etc. Ranulph Fiennes on a radio programme apologised for being a few minutes late. He explained he had taken a wrong turn on the road but as it was a clear day he was able to regain his bearings using the sun. The presenter was openly astounded. She said she had never heard of such a thing.
I was once up in the Cessna with my wife and on return to Coventry the circuit was busy and ATC told me to extend the downwind leg. He handed me over to the radar controller who asked me if I could see various landmarks. I couldn’t but I was completely unconcerned as I intended to turn base leg at some point and follow the Coventry eastern bypass all the way in. When we were back down I found out my wife had been terrified during this slightly delayed landing. She knew there was a problem, didn’t know if it was serious and my chat with ATC was to her impenetrable jargon.
Coventry airport closed permanently in June. There is a plan to build a huge EV battery plant on the site. Fuck me.
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Good point SV I’m still trying to master a sextant cos gps will be fucked when it all kicks off supposedly. Have to use an artificial horizon as got no sea view. My latest attempt was an improvement as I was only 500 miles away from were I took the sight not bad eh it’s all in the calculations and tables and a fuck off hangover didn’t help.
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I dont really know what AI is.
or does.
just know I don’t trust it or want anything to do with it.
I dont own a laptop
or a tablet
I dont like shite like that.
There’s a fuckin robot cleaner at Morrisons.
some human ones too.
bet it grasses on them?
it past me while buying fruit juice for missus Miserable.
I gave it a sly boot with my steel toe cap.
the snidey little cunt.
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Unlike Cheryl Cole who gave a sambo toilet cleaner a sly tap:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/pop-star-hit-toilet-attendant-court-hears-90690.html
Can’t blame her really. Go in for a nice quiet shit and there’s a Robertson’s in there eating some KFC and not doing any work.
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Apparently, the swelling on Ms Umbongo’s boat race lasted for three months.
That must have been one hell of a punch.
Well done Cheryl. You’ve gone up in my estimation a little, even if you are a dark key socket.
So much so, that I’d be willing to stand up in court and say that the spear chucker ran into her fist.
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@tce…the attendant was a part time student 🤣…just like dreadlocks arday then 😩
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Cheryl did the right thing Thomas.
curled out a Eartha Kitt in trap 2,
some fuckin umbongo doesn’t give her a lollipop?
should of stuck the nut on the cheeky
cunt.
well done Cheryl.
get yer tit’s out.
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Speaking of devolving, if anyone’s in any doubt that nıgģers are lower than beasts, here’s a minute of Notting Hill carnival footage:
https://youtu.be/E1N0OeViOAw?si=Dxhk4TD-mFuY4WJ6
They really should just be gassed.
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They earlier live stream I mentioned showed groups of plod so enclosed by the (ahem) Carnival goers, they couldn’t move.
They weren’t arresting that man, they were using him as an excuse to get to safety.
Once out of the crush, they thanked him and gave him a bag of Haribo.
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Realistically they go in mob-handed like that because of the risk the other monkeys will come to his assistance in resisting arrest.
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Humanity is bloody crazy and stupid…
The griefjacking over those cozzers that died in thw aat motorway crash is getting ridiculous.
Middlesborough FC paying ‘tributes’ was OTT enough. Sad as it was, what the buggery bollocks does it have to do with football?
But now we’ve got Manchester United making official tributes to one of the deceased coppers, Gushing that he was a ‘proud red.’
Funny that. Because I have seen and known many United fans – and I mean lifelong and hardcore match goers – who have passed away, and the club hasn’t given a shit or batted an eyelid.
It is over the top and ridiculous. Even if he was a fan, There are players who haven’t got this sort of treatment. Brian Greenhoff (God rest his soul) died, and the club didn’t make this much fuss.
And, the coppers kids leading out the team?🤢
They’ll be playing You’ll Never Walk Alone next.
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It’s a counterpoint to the OTT behaviour of the families and friends of the five thugs ( sorry, young men ) who also died.
Plod are doing a “my gang is bigger and better than your gang” response, the fucking immature idiots. I can think of nothing more guaranteed to escalate things .
Whatever happened to the dignified ” enquiries are ongoing. Meanwhile our sympathies are with….etc”
Leaking the criminal records to the press was a mistake of biblical proportions. Plod, sack your press officer.
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I’ll tell this again – I put it in a thread after 10 p.m last week ; y’mightn’t know about it.
The week before the U.K. 5 cunts caused what they caused, 5 teenage scumbag cunts joyriding down a dual carriageway the wrong way in Oireland at 3a.m. collided with a car with three 30ish y.o. sisters and a nephew in it.
The 5 cunts are dead in that case too(good!) but the innocent parties lives are fucking ruined. Critical conditions, and life-altering injuries.
The oirish-press angle, since?
‘The disturbing lack of sympathy nationwide for the 5 young men who died in last weeks accident’
‘Accident’ was the by-word at the dead cunts funerals, as well. Clergy AND msm.
And the press are still playing the violin for them. Yesterday I saw an RTE piece wind-up a whole piece pitying the parents of the causers with the near afterthought line ‘the occupents of the other car continue to improve in hospital’.
To MY eye that ‘continuing to improve’ is – yet again – downplaying on the assholes side, completely disrespecting the 4 innocents(and THEIR families – whose lives are gonna be fucked too!) whose lives are wrecked from this piint out. No-one at all describing what I imagine is/are amputations and paralysis.
Howsabout instead ‘The four victums of this joyriding scum, three women in their 30’s and a 5 y.o. child – remain in hospital 2 weeks on having suffered horrific, life threatening and life changing injuries’.
🤬
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I don’t get what has happened. Was it a coincidence that a police car was driving the other way or were they attempting to intercept the scum?
I’d rather hear that police have been killed than ordinary innocents, such as a family driving somewhere in the opposite direction. That would be worse for me.
There are too many stories like this now. Fucking cretins on the wrong side of the road wiping other people out. Like those stanleys earlier in the year.
The police need to get on to basic, zero tolerance policing. I have this cunt near me with black out windows all over his drug dealer car and a ridiculously loud exhaust. He’s breaking the law and pissing everybody off but nothing is done about it. These gang vermin should be treated in the same way.
Of course, the police are too busy twerking at black festivals, promoting LGBTQ, and policing hurty words online.
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Sorry Jeezum, I can’t go along with your post on this one.
“My gang’s bigger than your gang?” I can only feel that if I was a local resident I’d be very happy to see the area swamped with police and hoping they would give all the local scroats a fucking hard time.
Leaking their criminal records a mistake. How so? No trial will be prejudiced and hopefully it will help persuade people to ostracise the associates of the dead cunts.
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What area swapped with police, arfur.
Manchester Uniteds football field?
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Swamped, fuck my life!
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Are they still calling that dump “The Theatre of Dreams”?
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Same notion from my other post there ^ .. why didn’t the team get issued ‘joy riders are scum’ bands in relation to everything instead? Something proactive – however ineffective – ‘name and shame’ rather than the theatrics you described, Norman… 🤷
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There’s hope for humanity yet.
Watch these kids go.
Amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17vx2DRb81g&list=RDE8mHcDSa34I&index=2
Good evening
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Awesome.
Compare that to the subhuman stew (with rainbow Regae-Regae sauce) on display at the Shittinghill Degeneracy Festival.
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Has the slaughter begun yet Seb ?
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Hell, yes!
Good evening, Jack.
Seen these youngsters before, doing other covers. Man, they can.
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Evening JP / All.
First time I’ve come across them.
They’ve sure got some talent.
I was watching something else, earlier on.
Can you imagine the BBC ever screening something like this now ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8mHcDSa34I
You’ll see what I mean at 1:02
All harmless fun, nothing nasty intended, but Verboten ! nowadays.
I remember watching it 53 years ago and laughing like fuck.
Happy days !
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Children’s day at Notting Hill Carnival today, so do they have fun sized machetes?
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Right. Said I would, so I will.
My personal student vs. teacher – computer based – tale, as promised/threatened 11 hours back in the opening post.
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In the early 90’s I went to a secondary school where the computer room had 16 IBM’s a hundred thousand times less powerful than the phone in your hand, but back then .. there was a VAULT security door on the ‘computer room’. And I detested my maths teacher. I could hundred-percent maths tests while sub 70ish was the average, yet the cunt still hounded me over homework which I was not a fan of doing. And, so, rarely did. I clearly knew/understood the stuff, what was the point of me having to do extra of it? .. Go hound the cunts that aren’t grasping even the basics …
And, thus I detested the cunt. So I decided to pay him back. He was also in charge of the school chess team. Tuesdays 3:30 in the computer room. The machines, as crap as they were, could still play chess to an expert level. Half the cunts in that room Tuesday evenings were really only there to be at the computers, which were lined around the walls of the room.
Finally, anyone trying out for the first time had to physically play against the teacher, not a P.C. on their first attendance. Make sure they knew the game and weren’t just looking for computer time, I guess.
All good so far? Right.
That cunt/teacher always played the physical game on a board in the exact same place in the middle of the computer room.. After a quick, detailed chat with a friend of mine who used to attend those Tuesdays, I made my first visit. My aforementioned friend had made sure to be first in the door that Tuesday, and took the computer behind the teachers seat.
So 5 mins later, I’m at a physical board looking at that teacher I despised .. with (Richard) at the computer, his screen visible to me over Mr. Cunt’s shoulder.
Can you see where this is going?
Richard set the IBM to play it’s top level – it was capable of analyzing 16,000 potential moves in 60 seconds – with a time limit (set) of the 60 seconds. Teacher chose to play white, made his first move. Behind the cunt, Richard looked at it, and chose, then, to be white against the computer, and mimicked the opening move. The computer, black, made it’s counter .. clearly visible to me over cunt’s shoulder, I played the same move. Teacher made his 2nd move, Richard copied that & the machine made it’s second move … which I copied ….and that’s how it went.
It was basically the teacher playing an IBM on expert/hardest mode. And thus it – and I – bet the cunt. Twice in a row, once as black, once as white.
There was a tournament 80 miles away the Friday 3 days afterwards. The cunt there and then (Tuesday) wanted to drop 1 of his 5 man established team and have me go instead. I said I couldn’t make Friday… ‘maybe a future one’ ..and then never deemed to do anything in relation to chess club again .. with that teacher literally begging me at least two dozen different times going forward to play for his/the school team after that.
Even interrupting an English class, I recall, asking to talk to me in the corridor about an upcoming match where one of his team suddenly couldn’t make it.
And , as I said to him every single time … ‘can’t make that one ; maybe the next one’.
THAT’s how y’fuck with a teacher that annoys you. Bit of style.
Running a test paper through an A.I. (and getting caught en masse) is on a par with a poor cousin’s poor cousin’s incontinent retarded cousins nappy contents, ‘smarts’wise. And as bad as it currently IS in relation to these 32 cunts from the nom and millions more like them(awful!), .. it’s downhill all the way forward. Ain’t no fixing it, at this stage…
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I Hate computers.
an Teachers.
My last year of school 1985 they brought computers in.
I refused to learn anything about them.
knew there was No Future in them.
knew we’d struggle to co exist.
and I was right.
kids dont play out anymore.
they all look like Pugsley Addams sat all day on xboxes.
Now robots can run faster than human athletes!!
they run like they’ve shit their keys,
but still faster.
I’m staunchly Luddite.
ok computer?
fuck off you robot cunt.
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keks not keys.
see?
phone trying to correct my words.
this is what its come too.
smart arsed phones trying to correct me.
limiting my freedom of speech.
cheeky fucker
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Sue the company that made the phone,
And the software company
And any other bugger your solicitor can think of.
Freedom of speech is a fundamental right.
Machines what correct it is destroyed our rite.
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Ah no wonder the students were caught they were all sooties the few who did the work were probably not sooties.
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