The Menovest


Yes its the Menovest you bunch of uncaring cunts!

You too can now experience the symptoms of a middle-aged woman going through the menopause in the form of a handy vest that can simulate hot flushes and uncomfortable night sweats!

Daily Mail News Link.

The vests aims are to help men understand what female colleagues are going through when they are introduced as part of a corporate training programme according to Over the Bloody Moon – a menopause support group (ffs). Its even been trialled by Conservative MP Iain Duncan Smith. If you are that fucking desperate to get sweaty, a pissed up Chris Pincher in a toilet cubicle can sort that out Iain.

I suppose women in the name of inclusivity and understanding will now have to wear a fake rubber slaphead for male pattern baldness or walk around with a flaccid cock in solidarity with erectile dysfunction?

Its a natural cycle that every woman goes through and has done since the year dot, it doesn’t mean men cannot sympathise but keep it private, not every fucker wants to know about or experience your hot flushes, sweats and brain fog let alone wearing this bloody thing looking like some jihadi cunt on his way to martyrdom.

Maybe let Qweer Charmer have one as he still doesn’t know what a women is. Edjukation innit, Kier.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

61 thoughts on “The Menovest

  1. Drinking half a bottle of single malt can simulate hot flushes and uncomfortable night sweats too.

    At least with my method, you don’t look an utter cunt.

  2. This is fucking stupid! Apart from stating the well known fact that Cliff Richard is a Op YewTree dodging, wrinkly old cunt, I’m not even going to comment!

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