Yes its the Menovest you bunch of uncaring cunts!
You too can now experience the symptoms of a middle-aged woman going through the menopause in the form of a handy vest that can simulate hot flushes and uncomfortable night sweats!
The vests aims are to help men understand what female colleagues are going through when they are introduced as part of a corporate training programme according to Over the Bloody Moon – a menopause support group (ffs). Its even been trialled by Conservative MP Iain Duncan Smith. If you are that fucking desperate to get sweaty, a pissed up Chris Pincher in a toilet cubicle can sort that out Iain.
I suppose women in the name of inclusivity and understanding will now have to wear a fake rubber slaphead for male pattern baldness or walk around with a flaccid cock in solidarity with erectile dysfunction?
Its a natural cycle that every woman goes through and has done since the year dot, it doesn’t mean men cannot sympathise but keep it private, not every fucker wants to know about or experience your hot flushes, sweats and brain fog let alone wearing this bloody thing looking like some jihadi cunt on his way to martyrdom.
Maybe let Qweer Charmer have one as he still doesn’t know what a women is. Edjukation innit, Kier.
Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator
That looks like that little poof Wes Screeching on the let in that photo.
Wouldn’t surprise me – I am sure he enjoys being a girl.
Just to show Kweers kweers have empathy, Jess Phillips will be wearing a jockstrap to show what a man like her goes through.
Masculnie wimminz and feminine men – the Labour Party, as founded by Keir Hardie and traduced by another Keir and his pansy friends.
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Look LL im not refunding you for it,
You had it over 2weeks and its now clearly ‘soiled’.
As a gesture of goodwill im sending you my new invention
why?fronts®
Theyre underpants that simulate a ladies period, and once a month leak blood and drive you puddled.
I consider the matter closed.
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It wasn’t my fault Miserable! The zip broke and I was stuck in it during the two day heatwave apocalypse. I have no idea where the skid marks came from however.
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Good point about looking like suicide vests..hopefully the trigger Happy SAS are on the lookout, and if they can’t gun down rag-heads, virtual signallers are the next best thing..
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Hot flushes?
Most professional workplaces operate sexist clothing requirements. Sexist against men, that is. If you’re a bloke who’s ever worked in a busy office, you’ll know what I mean. Men in shirt/jackets and ties, even if it’s 35 degrees outside and there is no air conditioning or fan. Meanwhile, the women can come to work with blouses (T shirts, basically), skirts with sandals on.
If there is a fucking fan, it’ll be claimed by a moaning fat split arse anyway.
In one place I worked, we had some tart like this demanding the heating be turned off in freezing temperatures because she was feeling hot. In the end, she’d just get up and turn it off or on depending on her flushes. Bring a fan and a coat, you cunt!
Any ‘man’ who wears this contraption is a fucking melt.
Good morning and get to fuck.
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Morning CB 👍
This woman you worked with sounds nice.
We rarely have the heating on in our house.
I have windows open all year round.
And the back door open, even when its snowing.
Both me and the dog prefer a fresher temperature.
I run that office ?
Youd not have to bother taking your coat off in winter .
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Haha!
You remind me of those fat mental Newcastle fans who are always without a shirt, even if it’s in the middle of a blizzard.
Not saying you’re fat or mental btw.
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Definitely not if you really are 6″8.
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Heehee😁
Sorry mate,
I was on the Tiara Mack nom enjoying a surreal debate where Dick Fiddler is called out for being a Rigsby type landlord😂
* Yeah im really 6ft 8in and no dont wear high heels.
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DF like Rigsby?
He’d never have a darker skinned gentleman in his house.
You just reminded me of my favourite Rising Damp episode.
“This, is a piece of wood…”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B0YOaH5n2x0
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Quiet,Work’ouse..or I’ll send the Boys around to repossess your Cunty-Cream gate.
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I have a mate whose sister is going through the menopause. She is a director and shareholder of his company. She comes in every morning and turns the air con up full blast, winter and summer, so that the office staff are sitting there in overcoats and threatening to quit. There is bugger all he can do about it as she has the support of the rest of his family.
I think I might send him one of these jackets, so that he can learn to empathise.
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Might be all right this winter,instead of using the gas we’ve apparently almost run out of.
Thank you Greta.
You fucking thick cunt.
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Next a nice cut to the end of your nob to experience periods?
Sanity seems to be the rarest commodity right now.
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Sanity is running out faster than grain and oil.
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A full tank will be dearer than the fucking car soon.
Get the kids to sell a kidney to put the central heating on, that sort of stuff soon.
Greta will still moan anyway, so what’s the point?
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I think Gareth Wokegate was wearing one last night ‘in solidarity with the lionesses.’
Something more apt would’ve been a double d il do, a pair of doc Marten Boots and a KD Lang album, all the team like those I think.
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For fuck’s sake, whatever next?
As well as the big soft fruit, Streeting (above) expect to see these modelled by Chris Bryant, Lloyd Russell Moyle, Ben Bradshaw and Christopher Pinch ya arse.
Oh and Layla Moron too.
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Worry if this sort of stuff becomes compulsory.
Imagine the ‘solidarity with the fruits’ day?
Aids injected into you on the way in, compulsory fisting off the workplace tranny to ruin your ringpiece and forced to listen to Madonna all day.
I bet you’d love the ‘solidarity with the foreigners day’?
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That was supposed be a reply to MNC. I am a cunt.
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Rumour has it that TalkTv host Kate McCann was wearing one last night when she passed out during the leadership debate. Faulty thermostat or something.
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Is that Kate ‘who needs a babysitter’ McCann or the rather tasty Sly News political sort?
If the latter, I’ll offer her ‘free sexy time’ to help her feel better.
Seems too fit to be a political expert. Should be a stripper.
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I believe it’s the later, very nice.
The tapas restaurant lover doesn’t need to work, as charitable donations have paid off her mortgage. (Allegedly)
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I’ve just ordered their new ‘dark key simulator’ so I can be in solidarity ‘wid da bruddahs’.
It’s just a 2 ton chip that you put on your shoulder.
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‘Dark key simulator’? As in Gary Linekunt?
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Imagine if David Lammy had volunteered?
It’d be like Idi Amin in a stab vest.
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Kill me now
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Looking forward to that sickly sweet smell after ordering my lactating bra
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Women should try horn keks which swell up at inappropriate times and have to be furiously frotted. Or so I’m told.
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Maybe the wimmins can repay the favour with the new ‘Don’t come yet!’ vest?
It’ll ask you to solve complex puzzles, while you’re continually hit in the head with a lump hammer.
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How about a brain stimulating rag you wear around your head? It makes you kiss the carpet 5 times a day, claim benefits for children who don’t exist, stab random strangers in the street, pick up underage girls, ply them with drugs and pass them around your mates for a good fucking.. As long as you’re wearing the rag the Police won’t come near you.
All in the pursuit of cultural and religious understanding. Alan’s Snackbar!
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What the actual fuck is this all about – thought the nom was a pisstake until I followed through to the Daily Fail news article.
Some cunt probably owns a patent related to this technology and I can’t believe anyone would want to put their name to this.
I might invent something that allows women to understand what it feels like to be henpecked – perhaps a parrot that straps to ones shoulder, shouting out all day, do this, do that, you’re a worthless lazy cunt, why did you not load the dishwasher, etc. etc.
Also, what a mincing cunt Duncan Smith is and who is that batty boy (who he probably rimmed after the picture was taken) next to him.
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Would this vest…
Force you into every fucking shoe shop?
Talk about your roots everyday?
Moan about the shops making dresses smaller these days?
Make you late for the taxi outside with the fucking meter on?
Fill the shopping bags so heavy MNC couldn’t lift them?
Feel free to add more.
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When you ask “What’s wrong?” it’ll huff and give a frosty response of “Nothing” with a fizog on it like a slapped arse for 16 hours, never telling you what the problem is.
That’ll teach you for forgetting her mum’s sister’s cat’s birthday.
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Perhaps it is also sexy vest – give the ladies more zest and desire…
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Would the vest make you spend ages getting ready for something important like going to the airport, making your other half drive like a loony to get there on time?
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Yes it will.
It will also forget to pick up its passport and boarding card from the dresser where it was putting its face on but 30 minutes previously and not announce this fact until we’re half way to Heathrow.
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It looks like something you’d see in Logan”s Run.Experience the menopause and the end of your time of the month with new, musky tank tops.
No more Logan’s Runny cunt.
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They’d sell a couple here.
Midlife eh?
Man – buys motorbike, Wimminz – sweats like fuck, gets violent.
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I just clicked on the link and oh my goodness, what a faggot.
Doesn’t look like he needs a simulator.
Apparently he feels the need to apologise to women for not sympathizing with them over their hot flushes.
Translation : If I suck up to women one of them might be daft enough to have sex with me.
They won’t. Muppet.
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I would be more than happy to trade places with some bird for a while, so she could experience my bald pate, saggy jowels, man gut, a pair of testicles now so low I sit on them, yellow big toe nails, cracked heels, fucked knees and constant irratability with anything ‘new’ and anyone under the age of 45 who are all soppy cunts nowaday.
..oh, and having to put up with ‘can I have some money for….’ or ‘when are you going to paint the……’ or ‘I don’t know why I married you’
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More emasculation of the Western world. When they’ve turned us all into mincing nancies and bum boys it makes it easier to be overrun by foreign fuckers. Then the wokies think they will take over and rule the roost. They won’t. The Peacefuls, the Chinkies, whoever it is, will put them up against the wall first, the cunts.
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This whole bag of gender shit is sorry has got out of hand.
Read this morning that royal college says men chest-feeding should be supported.
I agree they should spend time sectioned on a fucking loon ward cunts.
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Go along with it,give a man a nursing baby and tell him to suckle it.
Sorted.
The stupid fucking cunts.
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Why would any normal man give a fuck?
If some frumpy old boot feels hot & sweaty thats their tough shit.
How about some Karen experience her balls stuck to her thigh or arse sweating so hard from graft?
Maybe, getting her bellend caught in a zipper?
Or the agony of paying for her own drinks on a night out?
Or getting their beard caught in a drill?
Moan moan fuckin moan.
Listen sisters,
Why dont you stop fuckin whining and go make a brew?
Tidy up a bit?
Bake a nice pie?
Something other than whinging.
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Mnc@ Morning Mnc/all – they’ll be playing football next!
No yapping about the Male killers of prostate and testicular cancer? No silly little vests worn by cuck soyboy bitches? (lost friends to both, and because it is Men the attitude is “stop whining, fuck off home and die”)
And for the LAST TIME – FIDDLER! Stop throwing Don Warrington out of the window and keep your lust crazed hands off Miss Jones!
It’s a fucking disgrace.. 😀
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Modded? MODDED? Bring my fkin duelling pistols!
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How about rearrange the cushions? That can keep them occupied for hours.
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My wife has got this cricut machine which basically prints stuff on sticky back plastic that you can peel off and stick on items…..she got it to make a few quid during lockdown selling personalised stuff on fleabay. Did ok, but now everythying that aint nailed down is fucking labelled up. in our house.
Went to feed the dog last week and she has bought some plastic container to put all his shit in…wormers, grooming comb, leads, shit bags etc etc. She has labelled it ‘Rons stuff’ (name of dog) now we only have one dog, and he can’t fucking read and we know it’s dog stuff inside it, so why the fuck has she felt the need to label it ‘Rons stuff’ I will never fathom.
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Haha, it can in our house, it’s like a Bedouin tent.
Same in the loft too, why the fuck do they have this fascination with cushions?
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Bin
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My mate is in his 50s and has testosterone injections (for which he has to pay privately). If he pops a viagra he’s like a rampant bull elephant with the ladies. For me, being married, there’d be no point as I’d be going rpund with a wasted boner all day.
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Not if you went to Brighton, LC.
You could parade around on the seafront sporting a recently impaled hőmo on your viagra-enhanced knob and no-one would bat an eyelid.
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..if someone took offence they would soon be arrested as a ‘hate crime’ as this kind of going on is now ‘normal’
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Modded twice, pissed off already.
Fuck this, Wordfence is a cunt and I cannot do with this fucking irritation all day.
Back tomorrow for another go on the lottery.
FUCK Wordfence 🤬
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You’ve just got to remember to to put an umlaut over certain letters when you’re discussing your favourite dwärf porn, Mr Fox.
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Similarly, my make-up regime allows me to experience the indignation of being a person of colour. 🌗
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It is a trans vest, for the tranny to get the real ladies experience.
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