The BBC (72) – Zulu Celebrations

 

According to this, the Zulu nation’s slaughter of the British at the Battle of Isandlwana is part of its ‘proud history’, and the hunting, killing, and skinning of a wild lion for the purposes of playing dress-up is a ‘feat’.

These are, obviously, not examples of war crime or animal cruelty respectively, because such abominations can only ever be enacted by white people.

And not only are they to be condoned, but actually celebrated, and at the expense of any British person with the temerity to own a television.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Mild-Mannered Reporter, Cunt Kent.

Happy Families

This has been nominated before.
I have nominated myself once before.
However, I need to nominate the subject again.
ALL TEENAGERS ARE CUNTS!
I feel so much better for getting it off my chest.

I have three children.
Two girls and a boy.
Apart from issues that crop up, the girls are great.
The boy is not.
At 18, and wanting to be treated like an adult, he is a class one, five star, cunt.
He isn’t even biologically mine anyway.
And I am fucking glad of it.
I have told his mother I don’t want to be referred to ever as his dad.
I want to smack the living shit out if him until there is nothing left but a red smear.
The house would be peaceful if he just fucking moved out like he keeps saying.
He earns several hundred pounds a week and moans about paying 25 a week keep.
He is ignorant, obnoxious, self cantered, arrogant and sociopathic.
His girlfriend has dumped him once because of his moods.
The lads at his workplace treat him like shit because, guess what, he treats them like shit.
But boo hoo, he hates his workplace because of it and wants to leave.
You reap what you sow you waste if fucking dna.
It has got to this as she would never let me set punishments and is soft with him.
The girls tolerate him but don’t like him.
The other half has been told that if he does one more thing to piss me off and gets away with it, we are finished as a family and I am out of here.
My eldest daughter will put me up no problem.
She, in her own words, thinks he is a nob.
O and let’s not forget his fall back position when things aren’t going his way.
“I may as well be dead”
Well fucking go ahead and do it, you cunt.

Nominated by: Andy

Donmar Warehouse Theatre


The Donmar Warehouse theatre for its preachy sanctimonious new piece of bullshit where a group of adults are held to account by a bunch of young holier than thou cunts, over climate change.

MSN Link.

Naturally all of these young cunts are scientifically qualified to give us lectures, they learnt everything they know from St Greta Thundercunt.

No doubt the Guardianistas and metro cunts of North London and Brighton will cream their collective kecks over it.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Hair is Racist

”Nearly half of Black people believe hair discrimination has increased in recent years”

Yes, even hair is at it in this racist hellhole that is modern Britain.

This from a completely unbiased survey from hairbrush brand ‘Tangle Teaser’.

”Hairbrush brand Tangle Teaser has found that 46% of people surveyed with 3C-4C hair believe unjust judgement has increased when they wear their hair naturally”

Now I dont have a fucking clue what 3C-4C hair is but I am willing to believe that these problems are racist.

Why oh why are we such racist cunts? Did Rosa Parks skip paying her bus fare for nothing? Did Magna Carta die in vain? (T Hancock, sometime in the 50s)

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Premier League Season Ticket Prices

Despite a pending recession, runaway inflation, a deepening cost-of-living crisis and energy bills due to rise by another 70% in October, it is rather surprising that 11 PL clubs have taken it upon themselves to drive up the cost of season tickets for the 2022/23 season – with lowly Fulham being the most expensive offender!

Fair play to around 8 clubs, such as Liverpool, Man U and Spurs (even though the Spuds sell the most expensive season ticket of all at just over 2 grand!). These clubs froze prices for this season, which is something Liverpool and Man U have done for successive years.

I don’t know if those clubs that raised prices by more than the current rate of inflation are taking the piss, but the biggest mugs will be the fans who will not only have to put up with a load of woke bollocks on the pitch, but face an expensive season ticket, plus the cost of refreshments, travel and merchandise.

It would be nice if fans said “enough is enough” and told their clubs to do one. But I very much doubt it especially since more people are going to PL games than ever before!

Bloomberg News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt