An extremely hot 35C ☀️ “We are in Kos” Summer Holiday cunting, please, for Booking.cunt as I have just received an email from them entitled, “Travel with pride, Hugh ?”

Why they sent it to me, I have no idea as I am a WHAM (White Heterosexual Agnostic Male), Cunters.

I am neither a shirtlifter, nor an r.spandit, nor an uphill gardener. I do travel, not with pride, but usually with an ABTA Travel Agent with my wife (WHAFemale) and with our child (WHAM), aged 12.

I am/we are not remotely interested in blatant poofery nor transbumderism, nor anything else A-Z++ for that matter; what you do in your bedroom is your business and not our’s.
I have therefore unsubscribed advising them in their ‘Other Reason’ Section that I am not a homosexual; Holiday.cunt can Bugger Off.

Booking.com website

Nominated by: Hugh?Cumber

Freakily tall Yank basket ball star Brittney Griner or is that Brittney Grinder has had its/she/he collar felt by the Rooskies and given a ten stretch in the Gulag for attempted smuggling of cannabis oil. Apparently her Vape gear was found to contain cannabis oil secreted amongst the usual vape flavours of Dikes Delight and Munchers Magic.
Have to put my hands up on this one because I have to reveal a personal interest.

Cannabis oil is my lifeline, have a local filly who massages my lower back with the amber nectar and thereafter I can walk again. Many hours of bliss until the cunting pain kicks in again but no side effects. Only alternatives, a seriously dodgy operation to fuse my lower vertebra together with risk of paralysis if Mr Quack fucks the op or a lifetime on mega strength opioids. Mong time.

Hence my panic at anything that raises the profile of the old super oil and the consequent risk of marking old bill’s card.

Apart from that with the above story we are in the slippery murk of a trans-gender-gawd-knows-what issue and with this old cunts limited knowledge of personal pronouns and such and the other I retreat to the rather useful and appropriately gender neutral handshake of “Comrade”. Comrade Griner is married to another eh…Comrade and and we leave it at that.

Enjoy the full story here:  Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Article 8 ECHR is a cunt, isn’t it.

Rodent: Hello, I’m Timothy Rodent your Human Rights lawyer.

Petru: I Petru from Romania. Was selling the drugs to schoolchildren.

Jamal: Man called Jamal. Man in prison for da rapin’ of teenagers, cha.

Rodent: Right. Now, let’s find a reason to prevent deportation. Will you be religiously persecuted if you are returned?
(They shake heads)

Rodent: Okay, will you be enslaved if deported?

Jamal: Nobody enslaves me. Praise be to Allah.

Petru: Cousin in Bucharest own slaves. Chained to radiator for fucking and make money.

Rodent: Hmm. Are you a Homosexual and will you be persecuted if…

Jamal: Man no batty boy!

Petru: For me, not regular.

Rodent: Okaay.. Let’s see,  have you got any family here?

Petru: Me have brother in Leeds and sister in Brighton.

Rodent: Are they professional people?

Petru: Verrry professional. Everyday working. He drug-dealer and she burgle houses.

Jamal: I done knocked up a girl in a back alley in Birminham. Her got baby but man never seen it.

Rodent: Great! Article 8! Have her visit with the sprog, take some pictures, smile, you know, to fool the judge…

Petru: What mean Article 8?

Rodent: The right to remain for established family. Easy. Both of you.

Jamal: Dat’s it? Yous only bin here five minutes.

Petru: Yes. Does we get discount?

Rodent: Ohh, you don’t pay a bean. The taxpayers pay everything. The daft cunts. Ha ha ha. What a laugh.

Next!

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

With supporting link from W. C., Boggs

Human Rights Law

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I’d like to nominate “ vabbing”.

Yes folks, the act of smearing your face with clunge juice in order to attract a man.

I can honestly say, that I’m no fan of wimminz wearing perfume, I prefer them just to smell natural and clean, and one could argue that the fragrance of the clopper is natural too.

But here’s the rub ?. What if you’re about to go out, done your hair and nails etc, and just before you head out, remember you haven’t vabbed, so decide to give yourself a quick smear from the fruits of the beaver on your way out, not realising you’ve just started your monthly.

What next? Fruity gentlemen sticking their fingers up their jacksie and putting on a little foundation.

Is there any need for this? Why not just wear a pair of soiled panties round your neck, or discreetly spike a chaps pint pot with clunge gunge, or even better, just go out and chat blokes up.

Indie News Link

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

Also noticing the whiff is Dickie Dribbler:

Just when you thought you’d heard it all.

Daily Fail Link.

Are you a woman and looking for a little bit of hot, passionate lurrve action? Then try vabbing. Just stick your fingers in your organ of matrimonial necessity (cruder terminology is available on request) then smear the resulting secretions on your pulse points, behind the ears or, if you’re really gagging for it, why not rub it all over.

If the lunatics on TikToc are to be believed the pheromones in your juices will help you pull. What you’ll pull is open to debate. Perhaps penguins, herons, otters, seals, the Spanish trawler fleet, who knows but, unless he suffers from Anosmia (smell blindness), it’s not likely to be a man.

Who thinks of this cr@p.

Speaking as a single man I wonder if kn0b cheese has the same pulling power on women? I’m not volunteering to try it to find out lest one of the ladies with an Adams apple like a basketball gets the wrong idea.

Anyone willing to risk it?

An article I’ve just read is claiming that black people are more likely to get an STD (they’re calling them ‘STIs’ now, but fuck it).

Now, this is probably true. We all know the behaviour more likely to lead to an STD, right? Riding bareback with loads of one night stands, or worse, brasses.

How old was I when I learned this at school? About 12 or 13, way before I got any. I’m pretty sure black kids are taught the same. A grift, I mean ‘charity’ has now been set up to help black people ‘get educated’ about the clap. Perhaps their schools are spending too much time on white privilege lessons, to tell their kids not to fuck anything that moves without protection?

Perhaps it’s a lack of ‘impulse control’ (ahem) that causes such issues?

Who knows? One thing I do know is that it’s not my fault Leroy’s nob has gone green and is falling off, after going through a different slapper every night with no Johnny on.

Oh, wait. I’m a white person, and as the article insinuates, it must all be my fault.

Fuck off you dirty gets!

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks