NYPD blue Vs Harlem Globe trotters.

NY police make a arrest on a murderer armed with a gun.
A crowd of nosey cunts who should be at work intervene.
Spitting, trying to stop the officers arrest.
Then the murderers girlfriend runs into the melee,
Slapping at the officers.

A detective kendo Kinsey has had enough and punches the daft bitch out.
Then handcuffs her and arrests her,
She’s lost a lot of the chippy attitude.
Funny how a good punch can do that!

Now her halfwit parents are complaining,
Saying she was just a little girl and the cop should be investigated.

Luckily , NYPD seem to be made of sterner stuff than most,
And standing by their detective.

I hope he broke her jaw the numb bitch,
If her boyfriend had managed to get his gun free the simpletons of Harlem might of found a bullet wound as a price of interference in things that are nothing to do with them.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

Refilled and ‘Compatible’ printer cartridges and the cunts that sell them.

I have an old but very trusty printer. A HP Deskjet 710c. Now, the black and white cartridges are easy to find. But you can’t get the official HP colour cartridges for love or money.

However,there are things called compatible printer cartridges. Which are old HP cartridges that have been cleaned out and refilled with ink. There’s a company that sells them,so I thought I would give it a go. Guess what? No fucking colour whatsoever.Not a single solitary fucking sausage. So, I complain (as politely as possible, you understand?). So they send me a replacement colour cartridge.

Now, this one does print. Only thing is, there is no cyan/blue. One dud is a pain in the arse. Two is taking the piss. I have sent my rather heated complaints to the conning cunts who peddle this shit and I await their response. I will not say who they are here, because I have heard that they are right uppity cunts who value their ‘good name’ (my arse). No link for this. Only my very genuine and fire breathing fury.????

Nominated by: Norman

Me-gaine fucking Markle appears to have shut the fuck up for a time, but now the attention seeking cunt is at it again.

This time she has hit out at people calling her kids the N word, this as usual is bollocks, her and hopeless Harry’s kids are even whiter than she is, apart from the possibility of a ginger fro you would never know that there is a very slight shade in their DNA, if it wasn’t for her constantly bleating on about being a woman of colour, I wouldn’t know, so it’s only her making this shit up everytime she needs her ego massaging, nobody else thought I or said it (oh apart from Prince Phillip of course) but what can you expect from a German, Greek wasist who is now worm food anyway so doesn’t count.

Maybe before all Me-gains plastic surgery she was blick and she has just followed the whitening process ala Micheal Jackson, surely this kind of makes her waaaysist, if it has happened at all, she certainly looked like an actress from Everybody hates Chris in her younger years, but I suspect she needed to transform so she could go chasing and catching the big fish. Can’t wait to see what she can screw out of the divorce, I suppose she needs to wait until monkey boy has money again…

Metro News Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

And here’s another, this time from Miserable northern cunt

Meghan Markle.

She reminds me of when Nelson Mandela was freed .

I thought he was a liar and should be locked up too.

She’s saying about how it wasn’t until she was marrying Harold Hewitt that she realised she was black.

Well, it was news to me too, she looks white.

Her dad’s white, he lives in a caravan.
She’s blanked him out.
Cancelled him.
Her mum Bubbles,
Now she’s definitely black, full Chester zoo.

I saw her mum at the funeral and at first thought someone had left a binbag out.
Right mess.

Now, your marrying a prince,
Eyes of the world on you,
You’d want your old mum to look smart!
She’s probably on food stamps,
Welfare as they say in the US.
Give her a few quid to get her hair done,
A new frock,
Matching shoes.etc

I think she wanted to embarrass her mum.
Let the world see her looking like a sack of shite.

An that shows her in her true colours.

More info here – Day Admin Indie News Link

The definition of a bigot is lost on this one:

A recent story:

Kent Online Story.

A village has reacted with anger over a poster in a church noticeboard stating: “We don’t celebrate Pride, we preach Christ crucified.”

OK you would think- that is the churches opinion and everybody should surely be allowed an opinion- after all there’s always two sides isn’t there?

No so apparently- one of the locals in particular got their already brain-washed 4 year old son to make his own ‘pride associated’ poster that now conforms to how those with the opposite opinion think the church should think. In a statement of totally irony, the mother of the 4 year old stated:

‘I was shocked and disgusted to have a bigoted message being publicly shown,” she said. “I decided to have a chat with my kids about it and my eldest Alfred said he wanted to colour a rainbow with ‘Be Kind’ on it’

Hmmmm….so the church has an opposite view to this mother, and this mother is so intolerant of that opposing view, she decides to censor it as she doesn’t agree with it. In my book, that’s being a very big bigot Mrs, so go and fuck yourself you stupid cunt….and take that brain washed soppy cunt of a son with you

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger