Sadiq Khan (37) and Leonardo DiCaprio (2) – Lezzing Up


This money-grubbing cunt wants to extend the “Ultra Low Emissions Zone” (Ulez) across the whole of Greater London, which will include Heathrow airport.

By doing this it will mean drop-offs at the airport will cost £17.50 by the time the extension goes live come September 2023 – £12,50 to drive through the Ulez zone and another fiver by Heathrow’s existing drop-off charge (and this may rise come then!)

Unsuspecting drivers could be fined anything up to £180 if they don’t pay the Ulez charge.

Ulez will only affect drivers of petrol/diesel vehicles registered before 2006/2015 respectively, as it is thought these are the biggest contributors to air pollution in the capital.

Don’t forger this doesn’t include another tax for travelling into London – the Congestion Charge!

Basically, therefore, if you’ve got an old car, motorbike, van that is registered outside of the ruling then you can expect to pay this tax until you get a more emissions-friendly vehicle or just don’t bother entering the Smoke at all.

And critics have suggested this is a regressive tax because it will hit the working poor more than anyone. Whereas rich cunts probably won’t notice the trifling sum, and other cunts will probably be exempt or whack it on expenses for someone else to pay!

And for those people living outside of the “Smoke” (or Smokeless, as it should now be called), don’t be too surprised if local councils up and down the country pick up the idea for their own congested towns and cities – a very nice little earner with plenty of exemptions for the usual suspects!

Khan is an utter cunt

Telegraph News Link

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Nominated by: Technocunt

and on a similar note here’s one from mystic maven

Leonardo di Caprio is nominated as he fully backs Sadiq Khanage’s plan to extend the ULEZ, seemingly across the entire southern region of England.

GBNews News Link

Perhaps this baby-faced tosser would like to live within the M25 zone and experience London driving for himself. I’m glad I no longer live in Londonistan, but there’s no guarantee this ulez crap won’t hit every town in the country if the woke tossers in government and the likely next Labour administration get their way.

47 thoughts on “Sadiq Khan (37) and Leonardo DiCaprio (2) – Lezzing Up

  1. Why not just register your car in an inner London mail room, or are residents of the city expected to pay to drive back and forth to their own houses?

  2. London deserves everything that’s inflicted on it by that goat bothering sand person..

    I loathe going into London for work.
    I could happily go on a kill crazed rampage everytime I cross over the m25..

    • I’d just say Barry, not all of us in London voted Labour – the poofters party – and certainly not for their Paki halfwit. He was elected because so many Mr Patels and Mr Khans don’t believe in one person one vote, they vote quick and often. They probably have half a dozen sons called Mohammed. I am certain the postal vote is abused by the lefties. I have to live in London I am too old to move out now, and I would never get Pickfords to find a big enough lorry to transport the spouse.

  3. Khan looks more gaga every time you see him – London has a Mayor that has lost his marbles, a PM who has lost his marbles and a US President who has also lost his marbles. No wonder the world is so fucked up – China, Russia – they are all fucking potty, the men who “lead” them.

  4. It’s just another tax dressed up as virtue signalling.

    Kunt Khan spends other people’s money like water,to the point of bankruptcy and taxpayer bailout.

    So this shitty mess is about a foreigner who pretends to be a mayor and another foreigner who pretends to be other people for gigantic sums of money?

    Pair of bent fuckers..

    For oven.

  5. PS What has it got to do with some pansy American actor what we do in London?. He should stick to his dressing up box, lashings of makeup and crawling up the arse of casting directors

  6. Suckdick has already stopped me visiting London because of its Islamification.
    As for Leo duh Craphead, what the fuck’s it got to do with you?
    Cunts.

  7. I question the legality here. What’s to stop SuckDick from charging £100000 a journey?

  8. Here in Spain we have a daft scheme about car emmisions in cities ready to come into effect.

    Parts of every city of more than 50.000 residents (I think) will have to have sections as Low Emmision Zones.

    Only electric and hybrid cars will be allowed into these areas on weekdays.
    The rest of the traffic will have to find alternative routes.

    Every car must display a windscreen sticker showing their emmision rating.

    The stickers only cost 5 euros but the queues to present your paperwork and buy them from the post offices in time for 1st January will be horrendous.

    If you have no sticker displayed in will be an instant 80 euro fine.

    Who the fuck thinks these things up?

    As well as losing the majority of their customers, how will shops, bars and restaurants get their deliveries?

    How will kids get to schools?
    How will people get to work?
    How are tourists who inadvertently drive into these zones to be treated?

    What happens to the petrol stations which are within these zones?

    National and Regional Governments are setting themselves up for multiple claims for compensation and damages.

    Emmisions will not be reduced, they will simply be concentrated in smaller areas.

    Anyone who develops any sort of respiratory problem and who lives in an area outside of the Low Emmision Zones will want compensation.

    Electric cars are totally impractical in a country the size of Spain.
    There is no infrastructure for them.

    These measures have been widely publicised in Spain, but only in the Spanish media and obviously only in the Spanish language.
    Speak to any non Spanish speaker and they haven’t got a clue what is going on.

  9. Khan’s ULEZ is one thing, and it is criminal. Another thing is what out of control Oxford Council want to do ie limit people driving out their Hunger Games district!

    • Check your carbon credit at the border (what’s you post code bruv) and we thought lockdown was a step too far 😂

    • Fuck really. Doesn’t surprise me though I went there in my car one Saturday evening about 10 years ago and it was a fucking nightmare to get parked.

      Hardly a shock given the woke dog shit that comes out of what is supposedly one of the world’s top universities.

      Scientifically disproved of course by cunts such as Boris Johnson being an alumnus

  10. What happened to Leo Di Craprio’s face? Used to be slim and chiselled, now like a squished giant spud.

    Khan looks like Mr Punch.

    • Mr “Punched in the face” would be much better.
      No shortage of volunteers I’ll bet…

      • Remember that queue to see the Queen?

        Be at least 3 times that .

        Holly and Phil might even be bothered to queue properly this time given the reward at the end.

        Not David Al Beckhami though, he’s busy with Khan’s pals in Qatar . Have you seen those promos he’s done saying how he’s always loved Qatar and how great it is.

        They’re all laughing at us surely??

  11. Very sad as I miss many of Londons feature’s especially the history, museums, galleries and so on always fond of the Met line as well, Metroland my home for a fair few years.
    Best thing the family did was move away in 1990. Last time I visited the smoke I was transiting during a rail trip from Lincoln to Newbury to collect my car. Fuck me what a crock, millions of strange people of all shapes and colours nobody speaking English in the underground car at kings cross. A distinct lack of manners and etiquette, had to barge some cunt of the train so I could alight, would have needed a startrek translator to figure out what he called me.
    Long story short picked up car and fucked off home as fast as legal. Never thought the road North was so delightful.
    Suckdick khan is and always has been a bandwagon jumping, peaceful favouring arsewipe whom I detest, don’t like him either, but you have to admire his slime from fuck off human rights and mainly immigration solicitor up the back passage of the Labour Party to Arsewipe in chief of Once Greater London. Bet the little gremlin earns a fortune of our money.

  12. No problem. If you have to drive in Khan’s caliphate, declare independence from the UK and claim diplomatic immunity from paying the charge. Scores of foreign embassy staff have given the congestion charge the middle finger since it was introduced. The USA owes £15 million alone. Doubtless they and others will simply ignore this new tax on the poor as well.
    Did you know that Khan’s dad was a bus driver? I don’t know if he’s mentioned it yet today.

    https://www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/foreign-embassy-congestion-charge-debt-to-tfl-tops-142-million-56994/

      • Absolutely Sick of it. The Americans owe him £15,000,000?
        Bollocks! They owe him fucking nothing. I would remind the cunt that the reason him or his shitty ancestors moved to the UK is because it’s a free country light years ahead of the shit hole they came from. This is thanks in no small part to the ultimate sacrifice made by more than a quarter of a million young Americans who died in Western Europe in 1944/45. Crawl back under your stone arse wipe and stay there.

  13. Exterminate exterminate. Both uber clueless cunts how the fuck does these green socialist Cunts figure.
    Old cars bought by poor people newer cars bought by less poor people
    Electric hybrid new cars bought by rich people.
    Idea 💡 they think 🤔 let’s double triple tax all the poor worker Johnny folks and let the richer cunts pay less
    Socialists = Cunts

  14. The ULEZ extension is just that little Joe daki gnome trying to extend his poisonous reach into the outer boroughs.

    Bexley council have already told him to go and fuck himself as their air quality has improved without the ULEZ, therefore making it redundant before it has even started.

    Obviously that won’t stop the little cunt dealing in misery for profit. it’s what he does.

  15. Khan is a useless cunt

    Easy targets, it’s the name of the game with this cunt, tax/fine anyone who drives to fund fucking nonsense in Londonistan.

    I am surprised no one has topped the cunt.

  16. Those Khan voting twats deserve everything they get – zero sympathy and I’ll fly from fucking Gatwick or Luton before I give that turd a penny

  17. Given that cuntdon is increasingly a stinking, verminous shitehole full of turd world refuse why would anybody want to go there?!

    • I lived there late 80’s/early 90’s and it wasn’t too bad. When I went again late 00’s I thought I was in a foreign country. Won’t be going again. Don’t half the transport system though, we have a 15 minute bus service, when it can be bothered to turn up.

      • I was a student in Laandun in 1972 and even then I would be the only white cunt in the carriage of the Tube .
        To add insult to injury some Ay-Rab cunt parked his bright pink Rolls Royce Corniche convertible on the pavement in Edgeware Road and his fucking kids were jumping up and down on the cream leather upholstery as if it was a trampoline.
        No big deal, the camelshagger probably bought another one the next day.
        No fucking respect whatsoever.

  18. And then what happens with this “ULEZ charge” once the majority are driving around Londonistan in clean, battery-powered chariots? The pool of drivers he can punish with his tax will be diminishing heavily.

    His likely answer – tax electric vehicles as the batteries are not entirely green. We all think this’ll never happen, but this beaky cunt will have a black hole to fill in his budget and so it is the inevitable next stage of being fucked in the arse by our betters.

  19. The Government and this soppy twat want greener policies, low emissions, reduced carbon footprint etc but are happy to let 500,000 illegal immigrants into the country every year which will drastically add on to the carbon footprint of the country. Thick as shit, I wouldn’t trust this soft cunt to run a whelk barrow.

  20. They want the working class off the road and packed into trains and buses like the peasants they think we are. The easy way to do that is to price us off the fucking road.
    For Suckdick and any other eco fascist read WEF. The 15 minute city is coming your way.

  21. Come you cunts, you cannot see the big picture. All private vehicles will be banned. Khunt can then speed through Stabistan saluted by Just stop oil and metropolitan gestapo. The so called Met police farce make the law up as they go. Best get crates of gin and fuck them all.

  22. Interesting how the rich cunts, celebs and in particular Guardian writers are not overly critical of Kunt’s widening of Lezza (ooh err, missus!)

    But of course the clue is in the name – “rich” and therefore this tax is just mere pennies to them, and they’ll probably claim it as an expense , as to will our politicians and councillors.

    I bet old Greta Hobgoblin is wanking herself silly at this news. In fact she’ll probably fly over in her private jet and do another set of scripted interviews telling everyone that “this isn’t enough. We must do more, we must sacrifice more. my future is still in the balance. in fact my bank balance is down to only $4m. How dare you!”

  23. I’m still trying to get my head around the concept of being charged to drop someone off at an airport. I mean, what the actual fuck?

    Tax, tax, tax, tax, tax. How do you all put up with it? Where’s the sense of decency, common sense and the concept of not deliberately trying to exploit and fine anyone and everyone who just wants to go about their daily business?

    Reading these hallowed pages week on week, seems to me the UK just continues to get worse, kicking the indigenous population while lavishing all kinds of riches on the illegal and the undeserving.

    • And that’s with a Conservative government IY.

      Can’t wait to see what Labour have planned for us indigenous in two years time..😳

    • I can only agree with every word IY. With all it’s downsides I would suggest you stay over there.

    • That’s a great point, Barry. In years gone by The Torys would be about raising the bar, raising standards, encouraging personal responsibility, accountability and self-sufficiency by lowering taxes and being hard on crime. How times have changed.

      It’s freaking barking over here, make no mistake. A senile old man and his handlers are actively trying to destroy America. On balance, I’d rather be here (subject to change, arfur) and there’s still a chance the balance of power will shift again and the Republicans can try to undo some of the damage. In the UK’s case, it’s likely the Labour Party will get back control and it’ll be more of the same, only worse.

      I feel for ya, I really do seeing what’s happening to my home country.

  24. I can’t stand London.
    It used to be a place to visit and Have a meal, watch a show, but now it’s that Dingy Shit hole full of Stabby Moped thieving Cunts

    Don’t forget though ‘Diversity is our Strength’

  25. I used to love living in London, but I left that cesspit 20 years ago and would never live there again, not even in a posh gated community.

    • There are many wonderful things to do and see in London. But…. the noise, the rush-rush-rush nature of everything, the claustrophobic conditions, litter, graffiti, unpleasant foreign trash everywhere and the pervasive air of aggro (the “wot u fuckin’ lookin’ at?” crowd) does not compensate enough for me to ever go there again.

      The only time I’ve been to Londonistan over the last several years was to watch Spurs. Thanks to martyr George Floyd taking the knee and the fallout that followed, I have lost all interest in the Premier League and will never give THFC another penny, shiny new stadium or not. I now have zero reason to go to London.

      I’m sure I’m not the only who’s turned their back on that shit hole, so up yours, Suckdick.

  26. What has the state of the shithole, London under Khan got to do with Queeonardo Di Crappyhole?
    What makes me laugh about this pre-pubertal cunt is the effort that he puts into his facial hair. Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s had implants,or wears a chin-merkin.
    As far as I’m concerned all he can grow is sparse wispy blonde bumfluff. Does the poof due it brown and use hair thickeners to achieve his trying-to-be masculine look?
    The pasty doughboy faggot can’t even act.
    The revenant …. my arse! What a boring excuse for a film! Fell asleep after the first 2 minutes.
    Fuck off kid.

  27. Did he mention his dad was a bus driver?
    Carpet-sniffing moron is too much of a cunt to be cunted here……he and a few others need their own site……is-a-megacunt.com

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