Dead Pool [269]

Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who scores the first win of 2023 by picking the joint chairman of West Ham and former chairman of Birmingham David Gold who has died aged 86.I have had problems with family illness and lost my wallett so have been very busy hence the delay.Apologies

On to Dead Pool 269

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal soneone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on announcements of deaths not necessarily chronological order.

Jamie Oliver [14]


The fat tongue wanker is at it again and he wants to use the sugar tax to fund yet more free school meals (I think he is feeling left out after big nose got all the credit)

The sugar tax on sugar filled drinks was as I understand it, to encourage the plebs to switch to drinks with low or zero sugar and to encourage the manufacturers to cut sugar from drinks.

In theory the tax revenues should be falling from this particular nanny state interference, so as prices increase and more kids become members of the ‘parents who say fuck working it’s a life on benefits for me’ the sugar tax isn’t going to cut it.

Jamie (fat tongued wanker) hasn’t thought it through a bit like his shit restaurant chain that went down the pan, stick to saying Pukka and stop sticking your fucking nose in, the great British worker is sick to the back teeth of paying higher and higher taxes to fund the useless and bone idle.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-64101304

Cunt.

Nominated by : Sick of it

(Note: there’s an occasional bonus nomination scheduled for 5:15pm today – Day Admin)

Bruce Springsteen (3) – The Toss

America has given us some great music.

Gershwin tunes, Motown,
Early country, Crosby stills Nash, the Doors,
Talking Heads, Blondie,
Elvis, and I enjoy them.

They also gave us Bruce Springsteen ☹️

Apparently a nice bloke.
Treats his musicians well,
Helps people.

I hate the cunt.
Everything sounds the same!!
I don’t get his appeal?

I honestly have tried,
Just don’t get it.

I pride myself on having a eclectic taste,
Encompassing all sorts of things.
Bruce doesn’t fit.

I was once offered a free ticket to see Bruce Springsteen in London.

I declined.
Fuck that.

Only thing he’s ever done is write ‘ because the night’ which Patti Smith sung brilliantly.

If Bruce had done it?
It’d had 20 saxophone on it and gone on forever.

It’s become a phobia now.
Anything he appears on I’ll turn it off.
His shitty music makes me puke.

Bet some evil cunt plays it at my funeral?
I’m getting tearful now…

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

The UK: Living Beyond its Means

This article (sadly behind a paywall) (Fixed – Day Admin). sums up pretty well the fucked up state this country is now in. The gist of it is that too many of us think we live in a rich country which entitles us to a life of wealth and leisure. This delusion was encouraged during lockdown when millions were paid to do sod all. So now we have many people of working age who have given up work, 50-somethings retiring early, 20- and 30-somethings living with parents and splurging on luxury designer goods and electronic gadgetry, and public sector workers striking for double digit pay rises. Then there’s ‘flexible working’, with some cunts now expecting a bribe to turn up to the office one day a week rather than sitting in front of a computer screen whilst still in bed.

All well and good if the country was doing well. But it’s not. Per capita GDP is about to fall below that of Mississippi, the USA’s poorest state. In 15 years it will be below that of Poland. We have one of the biggest trade deficits in the world, a government that spends way beyond what it collects in taxes on vanity projects like HS2, foreign aid, housing illegal immigrants and the bottomless money pit that is the NHS. The national debt is now 100% of GDP, and that excludes the off-balance sheet debt created by Gordon-is-a-moron Brown to hide it’s scale.

Yet the politicians and media allow the delusion that the country can continue to live beyond its means persist ad infinitum. Happily those of us of a certain age have seen this all before when chancellor Denis Healey had to go crawling to the IMF for an emergency loan and slash public spending. This led directly to the Winter of Discontent. How long before chickens come home to roost this time I wonder? I’ve no idea, but there will be a day of reckoning, without a doubt.

Popcorn at the ready.

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

Selfish Baby Boomers

According to this article, people who live in houses with three or more bedrooms, after their children have moved out are selfish.

Telegraph News Link

After flogging my nut off for years, paying my NI and tax, I own my own home and have for several years. I’m not lucky, I worked for it.

According to the moron who wrote this ( I wonder what kind of home she has), I should sell up and move into a one bedroom shoe box, so a family with youngsters can buy my family home.

Or, as is more likely, it’ll be bought as a buy to let, and will have a family with umpteen kids, aunts, uncles etc occupying it, and my former neighbours cursing my name.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest