The Oscars (7)

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We already know that this idiotic charade is a pile of steaming cunt, so how can they surpass even their own cuntish standards?

Here’s how, the luvvies are having a meltdown because Andrea Riseborough has been nominated for best actress, and there are no blacks on the shortlist.

Sky News

Well God forbid someone who can act should be nominated. Why not have Floella Benjamin for presenting Playschool? At least she’s the right colour.

In view of this heinous crime, a review of the awards campaign procedures is underway, to make sure no guidelines were violated.

Well of course they were, Andrea Riseborough is white.

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

And seconded by: Geordie Twatt

Might I second the Duke’s nomination with this short video which perfectly encapsulates what I think of the Oscars

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51 thoughts on “The Oscars (7)”

  1. It would be more interesting to have a blacks only Oscars.

    Imagine the chimp out when the caterers run out of banana sandwiches.

  2. Arsekissing and backslapping all round,
    But no black people?

    Like,…eh…
    Who?

    I can’t think of a good black actor?
    Philip from Rising Damp?
    Fuckin Arnold from Different strokes?
    Who?

    Nobodies fault they can’t act,
    They can’t swim either.
    Or go quietly with a police officer without causing a fuss,
    And resisting arrest.

    Just nature that.

  4. “wads diss I see before I?”

    “We’s ain’t in dat Kansas any more Toto”

    “We gon need a bigger boat n sheet”

    ” Mayda force be wid you”

    • ” no I am your father ”

      That would actually makes sense.
      No wonder luke hadn’t seen him for 20 years.

      Vader probably needed a kidney..

      • Actually, it’s…

        “Yo! I be yer pops”

        From Schvar* Wars.

        *American slang; Schvar is a corrupted form of the Yiddish Schvartze, which means a “Black Person.”

  5. Here’s a novel thought…maybe none of the black actresses were good enough to merit “short list” consideration?

    Just sayin’…

    • Thought of one,
      Bill Cosby.

      He played a advice giving, moralistic, patronising,
      Good father.

      When in reality he was a degenerate rapist who drugged his victims.

      ” You see the jazz,…is like a bippity, an a boppity….
      An a zippity an a zappity..
      …. breathe in this rag bitch and get your knickers off.

      • I see your screenplay for Dr Cosby & Mr Hide-da-chloroform is coming along nicely.

        Who to play Cosby?
        Henry? Murphy? Boyega? If budget stretches, maybe Denzil Washington-although I fear he may be contactionally obliged to finish that remake of “In the heat of the night.”

        “Dem call me Mr Tibbs, innit blood! Cos me a fed an shit. Knowwadamsayin!”

  6. In 2018 Luka Modric was awarded the Ballon d’Or for being the best footballer in the world.

    FIFA decided that they wanted to end the dominance of Messi and Ronaldo.

    Modric was not the best footballer.
    He knew it and anyone that knew about football knew it too.

    A pointless award which undermined the nomination process.

    Worthless.

    It makes you wonder what sort of satisfaction a black actor gets from winning an undeserved Oscar.

    Getting a statue for being black.
    Yes, take it home and put it in your trophy cabinet.

    • …..and that, dear Artful, is why every black cunt you see on our TV & cinema screens, has a massive chip on their shoulder.

      Fence turtles.
      They know it.
      We know it.
      They know that we know it.

      I will concede, dat dem about rhythm, innit!

      CHIGGUN👍

  11. Why don’t the drug addled cunts in Hollywoodland just employ only blek actorists for their films?

    That would solve all these difficulties and ensure all their films were a complete financial disaster.

    Chiggun.

  13. Actors- overpaid narcissi who make mint out of pretending to be someone else.
    Fuck em fuck em all.

  17. He was a good black actor, Sid Potter.

    The Defiant ones
    To Sir with love
    Guess who’s coming to dinner (not at chez Miserable your not)

    And in the Heat of the Night,
    As shitstirrer and trouble causer Mr Tibbs.

    But I’ll always remember him fondly as Philip from Rising Damp.

  18. When they make the next James Bond a token, it’ll be Oscars all the way. Chris Rock could do it.

    “Licence to kill? Get de fuck oudda here!”

    Wait, that was Eddie Murphy. No, Kevin Hart. Hmm. Anyway, loads of Oscars.

  19. Shoehorn, great title for a film, all the main roles are black

    ‘Does what it says on the tin’

    Best Film, best Actor/Actress, Best Director (black, obviously)

    Will Smith giving out all the gongs (with a bitch slap, obviously)

    Everybody is happy 😂

    • The one who didn’t learn to read & write until the age of 18?

      Move along, nothing (or should I say “nuttin’) to see, here…
      🤔

  22. Speaking of Luvvies i see Fat Reg , the Spice Girls , Ed Sheeran etc have turned down their invitation to Charlie’s Bash this year.
    Well who gives a flying fuck, it will probably be a lot less stressful to watch if that fat old P….f doesn’t show up

  24. Yet another great bit of cunting.

    Time was that the Oscars were fun. It was when the world of film making in Hollywood was about entertainment.

    Now the loony tunes cunts have turned it into a bitter, stick-up-the-arse night of race-baiting, moralising and virtue-signaling, the kind of self-regarding clap-trap that Joe Public just ain’t interested in. No wonder the viewing figures keep falling year on year.

    Morning all.

  25. It’ll be the usual bullshit. Some nonentity attentionjacking Francis Bigger moaning about how there are not enough sambeaux nominees or winners. It has been like that for years now. The crappy BAFTAs is the same. Just an entitled treeswinger tantrum.

    As the Four Tops sort of sang, ‘But it’s the same old shit.’🎵

  26. Off topic, but Wembley was good yesterday. Great to be with my old mates and I thoroughly enjoyed the game. Not as good as the old Wembley, but it was still a great day. Just glad and lucky to be there.😄

  27. It’s always funny, when these cunts start about the BAFTAs or Oscars. The fucker who always moans about the lack of diversity and treeswinger winners is usually some talent-free congo cunt who nobody has ever heard of. And also someone who doesn’t have a hope in hell of ever getting into either awards ceremony, never mind winning at them. Sort of like a David Lammy of acting.

  28. I don’t think I’ve ever watched or cared about the Oscars, woke or not.

    Mediocre shite for mediocre people.

    The English Patient?
    Shakespeare In Love?
    Chicago?
    Titanic?

    Terrible films.

    • Not only are there no black actresses on the list, there are no men either. These people have no concept of gender ideology and are way behind the times.

  29. Agree with you up to a point. “The English Patient” was a good film in my opinion. Anything with Kristin Scott Thomas and the “dirty” Juliette Binoche are always worth a look. The rest were shite, no argument there.

    • Forgot to mention. Never bothered with the Oscars either. The yanks have never had an understanding of cinema.

  30. Maybe Scott Adams (Dilbert cartoon) is right:
    Black people are a hate group.
    More accurate to say they have allowed themselves to be organized into one.

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