Well, we’ve all done it, haven’t we.
”Lawyer dies from gunshot wound after MRI machine caused gun to go off”
Yes, you nip to the hospital to get an MRI scan for your mother and fuck me, you go in the scanner room which works on the principle of a huge magnetic field, and forget you have a loaded, primed gun on you.
I am going to have to complain to my local hospital about their lack of diligence. I had a scan some years ago and nowhere was there any notice that guns should be left at reception. It’s a fucking disgrace.
Nominated by Cuntsable Cuntbubble
Darwinian natural selection in practice.
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Must be a rough hospital if you have to go in armed..
Still could be the answer to getting a doctors appointment, wave a gun at the stubborn receptionist and quote a bit of dirty harry..
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Well, do you ?
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Nothing wrong with shooting,as long as the right people get shot.
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I know what you’re thinking, did he fire 1739 shots or only 5?
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Nerd fact
Burt Lancaster, Steve McQueen and Paul Newman were all approached for the role of Harry Callaghan before Clint.
All would have been rubbish.
“Get outta the way Hammerhead!”
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Nah. Nobody can do snarling and vicious like Clint.
‘Go ahead. Make my day!’
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Also James Coburn.
John Wayne was offered Dirty Harry first but turned it down. Then when the film made a fortune Wayne made Brannigan and McQ to try and catch up…
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Great story. He was a lawyer, a gun nut, a poseur and it took the cunt three weeks to die. A pity he wasn’t a politician but you can’t have everything.
Wanker.
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Good Morning
It reads as though he was a gun nut but Brazil can be quite violent. I was buying leather there in the 1980’s and was invited out to the tannery owner’s home. I was picked up in a car, the driver was armed and there was a bodyguard as well. I was driven to a nice house in a gated community with armed guards on the gates.
The highlight of the evening was the chap’s rather nice daughter arriving home mid-dinner, stripping off and going for a swim in the courtyard pool. You have got to love Brazilian girls.
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Brazilian ladies will do the most appalling things for money.
Brazilian birds and the dark web…a match made in heaven.
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They have hospitals in Brazil?
Wonders never cease.
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If Steve Barclay reads about this he will be flying over to Brazil ( all expenses paid, natch ) trying to recruit doctors and nurses for our own crumbling health service. That’s the government answer to any shortage………instead of growing our own we import it from poorer countries. The trouble is ….. how long before we start running out of countries poorer than us?
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He forgot he had a loaded gun on himself for fucks sake, they must think everyone is a Tic To loon.
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Tic TOC ffs.
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Clearly the hospital is at fault. There should have been signs up telling him that MRI scans are fucking industrial sized magnets. Dozy cunt.
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When I went for an MRI scan, you had to strip down to your underwater, put on one of those backless gowns and then answer the saucy little nurse’s questionnaire.
“Do you have any pins, plates, pacemakers, piercings or prosthetic limbs”.
She didn’t mention loaded firearms at all. pure negligence.
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Seems to me it was a mercy death given this guy clearly struggled all his adult life to grow a beard.
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Unfortunately it won’t win a Darwin award as he has a kid. Was he truly unaware he had a gun on him? Dozy cunt.
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Dillweed
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Brazil looks a right shithole.
Favella slums, crime, gay beaches,
Mosquitoes and disco music.
They wear their trousers too tight and talk with a lisp.
I’m going Morecambe instead.
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Is that Wise?
Okay, I’ll get my coat.
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@GT
I didn’t know folk from Newcastle bothered with coats.
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Or Whitehaven!
The Geordies of the West coast.
I remember going to a party in Whitehaven in the mid 80’s-in December.
The lads were wearing t-shirts with the sleeves rolled up to look like sleeveless, with their “tabs & lighter” in the rolled up sleeve and a bottle of “broon” in hand.
When Viz was launched, the characters could have been from there, rather than Noooocastle!
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They were wearing t-shirts in December?
Puffs.
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OK OK no need to brag, rockefeller.
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You forgot to mention Wandering Spiders and shit Brazilian music.
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If that had been a UK hospital, the signs would have needed to be gender neutral,in Urdu,punjab,Arabic,Albanian,etc. A rainbow flag would be painted on the machine and priority given to the non binarys andd transformers.
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Correct took me so long to figure out what all the notices and signs were banging on about missed the appointment. Diversity wastes time, costs money and annoys the majority of the population but so what they appear to lap up all the bollocks and I get labelled a racist bigot of extreme right wing views because I have the audacity to claim that logic and reason outweigh invented truths and ideologies. So to take the majority’s mind of the collapse of England our leaders get right tough and give millions of pounds worth of military equipment tanks, artillery and so forth to Ukraine. We’re is all this kit and money coming from? Fuck me I had to buy my own kit cos the issue was fucking crap. Now they want fighters! Fuck me we have about 100 Typhoons and most are used to train pilots from other nations we want to sell them to. Sorry got carried away, too much time in the shed/woods.
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“…the audacity to claim that logic and reason outweigh invented truths and ideologies … and give millions of pounds worth of military equipment tanks, artillery and so forth to Ukraine.
Russia is currently putting down 60,000 artillery rounds per day, if NATO were to attempt to match that expenditure its ammunition stocks would be emptied in 2 weeks! The fact is that Ukraine cannot win this war and NATO could not field an army anywhere near capable of prosecuting a European land war beyond a month. 14 Abrahams tanks??? fucking pointless, they’ll be veneered within days of crossing the Polish border.
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His magnetism got him in the end.
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Did he shoot off his end? Ouch.
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A friend of mine went into a gun shop last year and tried to purchase a new rifle.
The fella in the shop asked him “before I can sell you this I need to know what you’re planning on using it for?”
“Shooting things” my friend said.
“Shooting things?” The assistant asked “Like what?”
“Cans” my friend said.
“Cans? – what type of cans?” The assistant asked.
“Africans and Jamaicans”
Coat.
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😂😂😂😂😂👍
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Bloody Nora. Great spot, CC. The world of cuntery knows no bounds.
This one hot on the heels of that dozy cunt in the US who got shot by his own dog.
At least in this case it was the twat himself who copped it, as opposed to some innocent member of staff. Honestly.
Morning all.
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Fatal Attraction
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…very good 😎
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Hope he sued them, if a man can’t take his gun to a hospital without fear of some cunt setting it off it’s a sad day for humanity!
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