Bjork The Djork

Bjork is a cunt.

My sister in law (a bit of a cunt herself) has been playing this shite on our CD player and going on about how great Bjork is….

Great?! It’s a fucking noise! Like a tone deaf kid with learning difficulties.

One of her many excruciating songs I’ve had to suffer… Absolute drivel on a stick…

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Nominated by: Norman

Anneliese Dodds [5]


Rising energy costs are racist, according to this prat.

Yes, honkies all laugh it off when they get a gas bill for a grand.

Maybe the cunts need to do what every other cunt does. Reduce the heat and wrap up a bit if things are tight? Could it be that the cunts can’t do that and just have the heat blasting away?

It’s the same for every cunt unless you’re very well off.

The BBC aren’t helping too, saying sickle cell sufferers are finding it more difficult than anyone. Having genes from warm places like the Caribbean and Africa means they suffer more when when cold, that seems to be what the BBC are suggesting anyway.

They all needn’t worry. I’m sure the current tory or incoming labour one will make it so those without any self control or sickle cell can have their huge bills paid for them.

By the fucking freezing and skint honky man.

If you can leave blighty, get the fuck out is my advice.

Wales Online News Link.

BBC News Link.

Nominated by : Cuntybollocks

Andrew Tate

A short and sweet cunting please for Andrew Tate, ‘influencer’ and general pondlife scum.

For those of you who haven’t heard of this cunt, he is infamous for his views on, and behaviour towards, women.

He was removed from the Big Brother house in 2016 after video surfaced of him hitting a woman with a belt, he has previously been quoted as saying that women ‘belong to the man’, amongst other things, and now, to top it all off, he has been arrested in Romania on suspicion of human trafficking.

Oh, did I mention that he’s a Muzza (supposedly) as well? We all hate political correctness, obviously, but Andrew Tate is a prime example of what happens when you veer too far in the other direction.

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

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BBC News Link

Waitrose [2]


No link for this, however I have just had the experience of the lying cunts that is my local Waitrose and partners.

These cunts have been advertising some really decent prices on some of their finest single malts allowing the Fuglies to stock up for January.

So Mrs Fugly asked me to run her around to our local Waitrose to take advantage of some good deals, so after her walking around looking for these non existing deals, not only were their no deals to be found, the prices have jumped up since the other day, leaving me to surmise, Waitrose have lied about the discounts to entice the needy through door and once the audience is captured, they are then going to be butt fucked into paying over the odds, knowing that on new years eve, like as not your going to pay the extra.

What a bunch of cunts Waitrose are, I’m sure it’s not just my local, it’s probably nationwide, so Waitrose, you are a little late but you are now the scroogy cunts of 2023, fuck you I will not be tricked into shopping in your store… Cunts

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

The Failed Bail Project

(Remember: black lives matter. Asians ones not so much – Day Admin)

A celebrity backed bail fund charity has been forced to close after being sued by a victim of a serial criminal who had his $3000 bail paid by the charity for a previous crime and was then free to go on and shoot a waiter at a Las Vegas restaurant eleven times less than a week later.

Daily Mail News Link

The idea of the project is to provide bail for those too poor to afford it, ie the bruddas and sistas currently enriching American cities with near historic crime rates. Another terrible woke idea like defunding the police born out of the BLM riots, middle class white liberals who will never have to live in the neighbourhoods these bastards will be released in to or take responsibility for the inevitable consequences.

And these celebrity backers? Danny Glover of Lethal Weapon fame and Richard fucking Branson! Maybe they should put them under house arrest on Necker Island and see how progressive this sun dried Bee Gee turd likes it.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator