Rod Stewart (2)

A Tonight’s the Night (for talking shite) and extremely unpopular (to some cunters) cunting for this stupid old twat.

Not content with behaving like a fascistic bellend with regards the Covid vaccine over the last couple of years, accusing the unpoked of being “killers” among other such charming, ill informed, ridiculous insults, this crooning past its sell by date sweaty sock has waded into something else he likely knows little or fuck all about either – the Ukraine and Russia conflict.

In a recent interview, old Rodders, was quick to signal his virtue by informing us how he’s “supported Ukraine for years”, flies Ukraine flags and has a penchant for wearing blue and yellow suits on stage during his concerts.

Not only that but Rodney also wagged his finger at the UK’s most recently unelected leader, Rishi Sunak telling him he’d better send some F-16 fighter jets over to Zelenskyy and pretty sharpish because civilization as we know it depends upon it.

Now correct me if I’m wrong but I could swear that the UK doesn’t have any F-16 jets to send over there even if it wanted to. (I could be wrong on this and certainly don’t mind being corrected)

Stick to model trainsets or impersonating Charlie Mullins you irrelevant old cunt or better still – fuck off over to Kiev (or Kyiv) and serenade Olena Zelenskyy while Joe Biden repeatedly sniffs and gropes her.

Her husband won’t mind as long as there’s a few million quid in it for him and he’ll probably have a quick wank while he looks on.

Invite Xi PingPong and Putin over as well. It’ll be a blast.

Fuck off.

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Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

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72 thoughts on “Rod Stewart (2)

  1. Difficult cunting this. Old boy starts talking bollocks….lets be honest if you cant talk bollocks in your 70s when can you?

    When you’ve had a great life porking stunning blonde tarts and driving about in lamborghinis and living in fuck off great houses…..and you’re still getting your plums sucked dry by a fantastic milf…what else is there left to do but say a few cuntish things…i wouldnt give a fuck whilst losing my load in my 70s

  2. I would love to fuck the high quality pussy old Rodders has shagged but these days i can only shoot dust over a birds face 🤦‍♂️

  3. He’s deffo a cunt.
    A recently deceased friend of mine once told me that in the 1960’s, Sir Roderck pinched his bird off him.
    He used to go fucking crackers if the Heathen crooner was put on the pub jukebox.

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