Tom Daley (4)

This past week has seen World Athletics grow a pair and ban tranny athletes from female competition. One of the bigwigs, Seb Coe has rather worryingly said, “We’re not saying no forever,” but it is at least some light relief from this clown world we live in. They are only banning those who’ve gone through male puberty too, but it should pretty much stop some third rate male club athletes from winning all the women’s events.

Well, pool diver (that’s an actual sport?) Tom ‘film me knitting not the event’ Daley isn’t happy. Despite being a gay, he is a man with male athletic attributes. Imagine if we had a third sex? That was bigger, faster and stronger than males. I bet he’d be kicking off if, during his event, some 3rd sex cunt did 25 somersaults with twist and entered the pool without a splash.

Here’s a direct quote from the article below to save time if you can’t be arsed reading all of it.

“‘Olympic diving champion Tom Daley said he was “furious” at Fina’s decision to stop transgender athletes from competing in women’s elite events, saying: “Anyone that’s told that they can’t compete or can’t do something they love just because of who they are, it’s not on.”‘

Well Tommy luv, I don’t want to see lasses who’ve trained and worked hard for Olympic glory, getting obliterated by some 6 foot tranny chancer who barely has to train to beat the real ladies.

Fuck that, you bellend.

Bbc sport

Nominated by CuntyBollocks.

Feckless Fuckers on benefits.

If you are a taxpayer and get yourself out of bed in the morning to go to work then I’m afraid what you will read next is going to boil your piss:

I’m a retail manager in a small business and sell mountain bikes, amongst other things. Sometimes we sell bikes via 0% finance. Today a man in his late theories came in with a slob of a girl in her late teens, who was also carrying a teddy. He proceeded to want to buy a bike that cost £800 but wanted credit, except for the slob teenager with a Teddy nothing is amiss.
Credit checks involve a few questions, after a few questions I have gleaned from him he has four kids and lives in housing association, he then describes his occupation as a carer for his daughter. It then comes to the question “what is your gross annual income?”. The answer; £38k! All my being wished the credit to be denied, which it duly was. His response was “oh, it always does that. Will you hold the bike and I’ll keep paying instalments?” “No” “Oh, I’m no good at saving” and off he goes.

This individual does fuck all, gets a house on the social and £38k, too fucking thick to realise trying to get credit and failing will hit your credit rating even more and can’t even budget to save £800 for from his vast hand-out, whilst raising 4 more useless creations. The aforementioned slob was not in a wheelchair, he said he was given this money to push his daughter in a wheelchair, so I can only assume they are all a drain on society. This is by no means a dig at people in wheelchairs, but it is outrageous this amount of money is squandered.

Some useless bastard is given a house on the social and £38k of taxpayers money on top to support them, to get £38k you need to be on about £52k pre tax. How many people slog their guts off to be given less. Madness.

Gov.uk

Nominated by Fortress Cuntimus.

The Dalai Lama

Has just shown himself to be a massive Cunt, and perverse at the very least.

Fuck me we have enough religious leaders and followers that have subjected boys to sexual deviance in the worlds two largest followed religions in the past.

Now another previously unknown, to me at least , religion has a leader that asks boys to suck his tongue ?.

Disgusting ? old twat and now a Cunt

BBC News

Nominated by Everyonesacunt

And sloppy seconds provided by Freddie the Frog:

Fucking hell, the gayness is everywhere!

This old cunt has apologised for kissing some young boy on the mouth and asking him to “suck my tongue”. Dirty fucking bastard.

So the 87 year old spiritual leader of the Buddhists is now a bender who likes young boys. Of course we’ve never seen that sort of thing in other religions have we? Oh no……it’s a complete fucking surprise but let’s not judge ok?

Let’s be kind. Love not hate and all that bollocks ok? You know it makes sense.

“Special Honours list”

Above and beyond the call of duty.

”Pallbearers of late Queen’s coffin recognised in special honours list”

”King Charles has honoured scores of royal aides and military personnel for the roles they played during the period of national mourning.”

”Angela Kelly, the Queen’s dresser, has also received recognition.”

Never mind war and terrorism. These are the real heroes. Carrying a coffin and being a bit sad. And who can imagine the hell the Queens Dresser went through.

What a fucking sef-serving farce from the homeopathic halfwit. Surprised his gladioli didnt get a gong.

Bbc news

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Football Chairmen and Directors

Football chairmen and directors are cunts.
(Surely that should be Chairpersons? Racist! – NA)

I am a football fan , I played the game from being 8 years old till I was 40. Qualified as an FA coach many years before all the stupid different levels were brought in.
The FA (fools association) did this just to bring in more money.

I still like to watch none league games. Once upon a time I was passionate about a particular team that were known to stick together through thick and thin loved their manager who treat his players like sons. Opposing teams would often call them and say every team has a couple of hard/dirty bastards but these fuckers have 11.

The point of mentioning the above is to highlight that with the support of chairmen and directors managers can nurture an all for one one for all ethos and build a team.

These days support for managers/coaches seems to fly out of the window with a gay abandonment of common sense.

Reading about West Ham’s defeat at the hands of Newcastle last night is like watching coronation farm Enders. Awful script without rhyme of reason.

Moyes set for the chop, will be Be axed in the morning moyes to get the sack etc. Brendon Rogers recently sacked. Graham potter sacked from Chelsea after less than 6 months ffs he did a fantastic job at Brighton. Dozens of other examples available from just this season.

Forget football allegiances for one minute, all the the 3 managers were and are fucking good at their job. The stupid fucking directors that sacked them should sack themselves for listening to fucking Mr 10 % agents signing too many foreign players on way way way too much money and then sacking and not supporting the manager in search of something that doesn’t exist. :- A magic wand of instant success.

Football chairmen and directors are clueless useless Cunts

sporting news

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.