Joe Biden (18)


Well it didn’t take Joe O’Biden long to resume normal duties and remind us all why he is a senile old fart and should stand down at the end of his term rather than decide to run again subjecting the U.S and wider world to more insane policies, gaffes and car crash interviews.

At a recent event at the White House Biden was asked where was the last foreign country he had visited.

“The last country I’ve travelled, I’m trying to think of the last one I was in. I’ve been to, met 89 heads of state so far, so uh…. trying to think where was the last place I was; its hard to keep track…um I was….”

“Ireland!” came the helpful reply from a child in the audience jogging the Hair-Sniffer-in-Chiefs memory of a visit to the country less than two weeks before.

Given this anti-British plastic paddy never stops banging on about his ancestral heritage and his love of all things Irish, you would think he would remember visiting the fucking place. His White House handlers must have thought they were in safe territory since he has been known to channel his inner Ron Burgundy and read “End of quote. Repeat the line” from teleprompters during speeches but was outfoxed a random question about his travels.

It got worse when asked how long had he had Alzheimers?

“As long as I can remember”.

Nurse!

NYP

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

166 thoughts on “Joe Biden (18)

    • Hah! So be it.

      I’ll soon be leaving for another excursion to Sunny Florida. I’ll look in when I can.

      Carry on.

      • It’s ok, he’s had another little victory. Start an argument on my post and it gets removed. Not just the comments below it, but the whole post.
        The echo chamber gets ever nearer.
        As for picking on him? He’s pissed off a few cunters with his digs, so can you blame them? I avoid his posts usually, why can’t he do likewise?

      • Agree. Whenever a thread descends into abuse, there’s always one common denominator – Captain ‘Bluster’ Blowhard. I’d bet my pensions that he’s the whining little fuck that hits the ‘Mr Grimsdale’ button and gets all the posts removed when he starts receiving a verbal kicking. You only have to look at one of the posts from, I think, Minge Juice that pasted Blowhard’s ‘Banned’ allegation that Dick (RIP) pulled him up on, and he still tried to bluster his way through despite his post pasted in front of him! Laughable!!

        One of the reasons I rarely bother posting, nowadays.

      • Evening Gutstick.

        Over 80 posts were deleted!

        But not before I copied and pasted the entire nom to my ISAC file. Naturally it will appear in all its gory glory in my soon to be published Christmas best seller, snappily titled:

        The Bumper Fun Book of ISAC Cuntings and Comments for Boys & Girls but not Gender Fluid Attention Seekers.

        You may have heard of it. Currently running to 2,506 pages it’s a must for discerning and degenerate readers alike.

      • Not much on those subjects. Only bothered with the stuff I found interesting, entertaining or considered worth preserving for one reason or another. Covers the 7 years I have been posting here. A lot has changed, as I’m sure you would agree. As have I.

      • The incel Scotch gimp Cunty Gordon makes a few fleeting appearances. 😂

      • PS: I actually decided to knock this shit on the head about 4 months ago, not long after the Ukraine forum was closed and Dick upped sticks and left (see Inane T-Shirts nom).

        Since then it’s mostly been more of the same old same old, until this Biden nom exploded! Now, unless something else worthy of inclusion (in this editor’s opinion) occurs somewhere down the tracks, this is where the book ends.

        All that is required now is a brave publisher and a small army of “sensitivity readers”. 😂

        Tomorrow I’m returning to Kielder Forest with Willie Stroker in his vintage Volvo P1800, where we hope to meet up with Dick and down a few Bushmills. After that the three of us are flying off to the States to visit an old friend currently residing a Florida flophouse.

        Be seeing y’all. 👍

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