
I have just been reading the Phobia nomination and what we fear.in July I was told I needed a Prostate Biopsy and despite reassurance from the consultant had been living with a nagging fear until last Monday, 23rd October, when it was carried out.
I won’t go into full details as some of you might still be at breakfast, but it is a bit of a bugger and you lose whatever dignity you might have when in the room and it involves needles in very sensitive areas.
Needless to say it was not half as bad as I had thought it would be. It is a rite of passage for chaps of a certain age but the fear of having it done was an absolute cunt. Just waiting for the results now, which I have resigned myself to being lousy.
Nominated by Wanksock, with more on this painful procedure from Sheikh Anvakh below.
May I second this excellent cunting.
I also had a prostate biopsy, which although not something I enjoyed, was pretty painless although uncomfortable.
I was the only bloke, ever to request a prostate test at my GP practice as both my father and brother had problems.
Too many dopy cunts avoid getting tested, assuming that because they feel OK, nothing’s wrong.
I was completely symptomless. Long story short, slightly raised PSA, and referred for an MRI (fuck, they’re noisy although more interesting that Laurie Anderson’s “O Superman” and more tuneful)
The scan picked up a shadow and the biopsy found low level pre-cancerous cells.
Caught early and treatable. I’m pushing for HIFU, High Frequency Ultrasound, non-invasive and “cooks” the bad bits.
If you’re having weeing problems, don’t be a cunt by ignoring it, go to the fucking doctor, they have to deal with the initial analysis within 2 weeks and so far the NHS has passed with flying colours.
BTW, HIFU only works for early stage contained in the gland and hasn’t spread.
If you’ve got any problems, don’t be a cunt, get it checked.
Definitely does not apply to trans “men” with real cunts.
Now fuck off down to the quack…



