BAPS (Prostate Biopsy)

 
I have just been reading the Phobia nomination and what we fear.in July I was told I needed a Prostate Biopsy and despite reassurance from the consultant had been living with a nagging fear until last Monday, 23rd October, when it was carried out.

I won’t go into full details as some of you might still be at breakfast, but it is a bit of a bugger and you lose whatever dignity you might have when in the room and it involves needles in very sensitive areas.

Needless to say it was not half as bad as I had thought it would be. It is a rite of passage for chaps of a certain age but the fear of having it done was an absolute cunt. Just waiting for the results now, which I have resigned myself to being lousy.

Nominated by Wanksock, with more on this painful procedure from Sheikh Anvakh below.

May I second this excellent cunting.
I also had a prostate biopsy, which although not something I enjoyed, was pretty painless although uncomfortable.
I was the only bloke, ever to request a prostate test at my GP practice as both my father and brother had problems.
Too many dopy cunts avoid getting tested, assuming that because they feel OK, nothing’s wrong.
I was completely symptomless. Long story short, slightly raised PSA, and referred for an MRI (fuck, they’re noisy although more interesting that Laurie Anderson’s “O Superman” and more tuneful)
The scan picked up a shadow and the biopsy found low level pre-cancerous cells.
Caught early and treatable. I’m pushing for HIFU, High Frequency Ultrasound, non-invasive and “cooks” the bad bits.
If you’re having weeing problems, don’t be a cunt by ignoring it, go to the fucking doctor, they have to deal with the initial analysis within 2 weeks and so far the NHS has passed with flying colours.

BTW, HIFU only works for early stage contained in the gland and hasn’t spread.

If you’ve got any problems, don’t be a cunt, get it checked.

Definitely does not apply to trans “men” with real cunts.

Now fuck off down to the quack…

Mass Immigration and Multiculturalism

(Keep it civil please. Remember the Site Rules – Day Admin)

I’d bet that many millions of our fellow citizens would say that mass immigration and the concept of multiculturalism have brought an unwelcome and unwanted nightmare to our country. Large parts of many of our cities have more in common with Karachi and Mogadishu these days. Nobody has ever asked me if I’m happy with the ‘benefits’ of knife and drug crime, people smuggling, extremism and what-have-you that have ensued.

Occasionally however, there is a glimmer of light in the corridors of power to suggest that the degree of complacency on the subject within government circles is not all-encompassing.

One Robin Simcox, Home Office commissar sorry commissioner for countering extremism, has stuck his head above the parapet and stated that ‘a failed policy mix of mass migration and multiculturalism’ has resulted in the growth of anti-Jewish sentiment within the UK. ‘We cannot continue to permit vast numbers of people to come to the UK and then tell them that they do not need to integrate, and that they can maintain certain values and ideas that are at odds with British values‘.

Well no fucking shit Sherlock. Fancy that. Tell us something we don’t know. Pity that the likes of you and members of successive governments over the last fifty years or so also weren’t awake to that likelihood as well. Bit late, isn’t it?

But guess what. Mr Simcox’s suggestion that mass immigration to the UK has caused problems and that multiculturalism has failed have been rejected by Tom Tugendhat, the Security Minister. ‘The UK has had phenomenal success in bringing people together‘ squeaked Mr T, and he should know, because he lives in ‘a multicultural home’. His wife is, er, French. Not of the burka-wearing persuasion, I’d venture to suggest.

Just remember your weasel words Mr Tugendhat, the next time yet another boatload of illegals pitches up on our shores, the next time another failed ‘asylum seeker’ commits rape or murder, the next time masked men are on our streets shrieking for jihad, the next time a bomb goes off on a tube train or in a packed arena. Yeah, multiculturalism really is a Godsend.

What’s that eerie noise I hear? Could it be the ghost of Enoch Powell laughing?

Daily Mail

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Drivers who don’t stop for pedestrians

 
are cunts.

I don’t care if you’re ‘running late. I don’t care if you have to get to work. I don’t care if you’ve been waiting at a red light for ages.

It is selfish, rude and inconsiderate. Pedestrians have places THEY need to be too and yet all too often drivers are so arrogant and self-absorbed that this gets forgotten.

Sorry admin, as this is a general life experience cunting I don’t have a link I’m afraid.

Opinionated cunt I’ve let this in because you make a valid point. That said any this short again will end up in the Bin. C.A.

Covid Care Home Scandal

The throwing of care home residents under the “pandemic” bus was an act of monumental cuntery that is finally being exposed in at the Scottish COVID Enquiry.

You already know the charges:

Residents and patients ignored and left to die, forced to sign ‘Do not resuscitate’ orders or having them imposed anyway, no medical oversight, dehydration, starvation, missed medications, families and loved ones’ protests ignored, patients transferred from hospitals without testing, no visits allowed…

Will the fuckers who allowed it to happen and the perpetrators of this horror ever be brought to book? War crimes style trials would be appropriate.

Of course, the same atrocities occurred in the rest of the UK but the whitewash is being applied in more lavish coats at that Enquiry. Fuck off and burn in hell.

Daily Sceptic News Link

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Met Police (5)

 

Once again the Met Police are being a bunch of useless cunts and backing down so that they don’t get repercussions/threats from all the Mohammed’s shouting “Jihad” in a very threatening manner on our streets.

There were calls to improve the laws to stop such threatening chants by the likes of Queer Steamer and our current sub-prime minister also – but this is all for nothing because apparently if you are a mudslime and want to threaten others on the streets you can go right ahead.

Other ethnicities can of course expect to be clamped-down by the full-force of the pigs. What a load of cunt. Expect Sharia law before the decade is out.

Belfast telegraph

Nominated by The Wizard’s Sleeve.