The application to Electoral Commission for registration by new political party “The Party of Islam” is a cunt – especially for Labour.

Yes, you probably saw it here first folks, the application was made on 13 October.

The aims of the proposed new party will be (reproduced verbatim from Electoral Commission website):

“We are a party who has been created to help all of the minority in the land of Great Britain have a voice. We will make sure that all problems which linger in the great country of Great Britain is defeated“.

It was only a matter of time, of course, but there it is, Sir Kweer – in black and white. As of 13 October, your days are numbered. Prepare to kiss millions of votes, and your sorry arse party goodbye.

Electoral Commission.org.uk

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

(More flesh on the bones here – Day Admin)

(Update 03/11/2023. The application has been rejected. Details here – Day Admin)

Birthdays can be a bit of a cunt, especially those “milestone” birthdays.
I suppose 18 isn’t too bad, but when you start hitting the bad boys, it’s not so great.

Anyway, I’m 70 next, but in my case it’s not the age that’s a cunt.

My birthday is April 1st.
Don’t start, I’ve heard every joke going. Then I started thinking about other dates that get comments, and the poor cunts who have to grin and bear it.

Valentines day! Bet your a heartbreaker! Tee fucking hee.

Christmas Day! We got you a joint birthday/Christmas present. Gee thanks, cheapskate wankers!

But the poor cunt who gets saddled with the 29th February.
Do they ever get to vote?
When do they start paying income tax?
How do they get a driving licence?

I thought I had problems. Still, at least they won’t be lying on Tinder when they say they’re 25.

BBC News

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

 
through its online news coverage is a cunt.

Sorry folks but I read the news all the channels and blogs. Much less than I used to do thankfully. This usually means clicking on the bullshit corporation just to see what shit they are peddling.

Often as not they will have a story that they wish to ram down our throats on the headline page and quite often when you look on the most read pages people seem to ignore it or show only a small amount of interest because it either appears at the bottom of the most read pages or not at all.

Well the last 4 days on the trot we have had Gaza running out of fuel, food hospitals no medicine the UN says this that and the other often Israel must stop its attacks. And for all their trying to promote these Gaza stories they rarely appear on the most read pages.

Just another example of not reporting the news but trying to set the agenda. If you scroll down this link you will see that their lead story is not in the top 10 most read. And as I said earlier they have been peddling this same tale now 4 days on the trot, cunts.

Bbc news

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

Not much to add to this cunting.

Sly Sports Link.

The severe levels of cuntishness speak for themselves in the link provided.

This phenomenon never ever seems to be an issue when the likes of the French men’s football team, which finished the last world cup, was made up entirely of Africans barring the goalkeeper.
Or the Crystal Palace side, which is more or less black.

There are countless other examples of this hypocrisy to be found in team sports without having to look too hard for them.

The statement alone is vomit inducing and the toxicity that now exists in football (especially women’s) is almost off the scale at this point.

They’ve politicised everything and virtue signalled themselves to death and here is the result. Fucking walking on permanent eggshells and racism.

Diversity = anti white racism.

Simple really.

By the way – the first black chick who rocks up to Arsenal training, even if she couldn’t trap a bag of cement and has 3 left feet – she’s starting on Saturday.

Fuck off.

Nominated by : Herman Jelmet

(So this is how you spend your day, you dirty pervert, Ron!! – Day Admin)

Kim Kardashian and the SKIMS ‘Power Nipple’ Bra

In the timeless battle of the sexes, women have long used the line ‘all men are liars’ to berate those of the opposite sex. And all the time, millions of women have been wearing padded or lift and separate bras to con us into thinking that they’re packing more in the bustenhalter department than they really are. That’s real honesty for you.

But wait. In a startling new development, that well known ‘influencer’ Kim Kardashian has taken things a step further in the art of deception, by promoting what I’ve termed the ‘power nipple’ bra.

That’s right ladies; you can now not only get a bra that’ll help make you look like Salma Hayek. You can now get one with built-in fake nips that’ll make it look as though you’re sporting a pair of battleship rivets.

‘No matter how hot it is, you’ll always look cold’ trills KK. ‘Some days are hard, but these nipples are harder’.

Now don’t me wrong; I’m an ardent admirer of beautiful, prominent nipples, but they’ve got to be the real thing for fuck’s sake. A word to the wise, ladies; don’t waste your money. Nobody’s going to be fooled for long by a woman who goes around always looking as though she’s just walked out of a freezer. What a fucking joke, and you’ll be the butt of it.

‘Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive‘.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee