Jason Arday, Cambridge University’s youngest ever black professor, is a race grifting fantasist, plagiarist and Kings College Chapel-sized cunt.
To land his job, Arday concocted a backstory that would have made Rachel from Complaints blush – how he overcame disadvantage and racism to lead a life of glittering achievement. Autistic, non-verbal until 11 and illiterate until 18, he suffered a stroke and a brain tumor just before his PhD viva. Or so he’d have us believe.
Then there’s his sporting prowess. Professional footballer and snooker player, running marathons like you and I run for the bus, including several with a fractured leg swollen to twice it’s normal size. Raised £5million for charity, but won’t say which ones or with whom. Took part in the ITV programme Seven Up, screened 19 years before he was born. Claims to be a frequent victim of racist intimidation but provides no evidence.
The BBC has made FIVE documentaries about him, he’s been guest Editor of the Today programme, he’s been on Question Time and he’s been a government advisor.
The backstory is, of course, all a load of old bollocks, which only the credulous BBC and simpletons like Cambridge academics, both desperate to burnish their DEI credentials, would fall for.
It’s just got worse though. Arday has been found to have copied a load of anti-white racist tosh, sorry, academic study, from another sociologist for his PhD. So the cunt and his supporters are claiming he’s the victim of a right wing, racist plot. As they would. Unfortunately when even the Groaniad is doubting you the game’s up mate.
Jason Arday, Professor of race ‘n’ sheet.
Qualifications: melanin and the ability to bullshit.
Black privilege, innit.
Nominated by : Geordie Twatt
Once knew a busker who claimed he could cure cancer.
He’d play renditions of Bob Dylan tunes in Stockport Town centre.
which on reflection seems a awful waste of his talents?
think he’d be going round hospitals?
Last time I seen him was at this party and it got gatecrasher by some enraged meathead.
the meathead beat the living shit out of this busker over stealing his guitar.
made a terrible mess of him.
broke his nose.
But sure he could fix it if he could cure cancer a few cuts, abrasions and fractures would be simple.
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I note Zack Polansky was quick to call for more press regulation after cynically exploiting Arday’s suicide.
He himself was exposed for not paying his council tax, said he worked for the British Red Cross and lying about his boob whispering claims.
Quite boring actually. At least Jason Arday found the Holy Grail and swam across the Atlantic Ocean in a week.
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A lot of his students mentioned that his lectures were random, rambling bullshit.
If I were one of his students, I would be asking for my money back and written confirmation that my degree work was all my own.
I’m just amazed that Cambridge university didn’t instantly come to the conclusion that because he was black, he must have stolen something. In this case, a lot of other people’s work and a position that should have gone to a white person with credentials that weren’t made up.
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All you hear now, ‘such a tragedy’
Well you reap what you sow.
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I personally can’t see any tragedy. Just another dead dark key. Every day we have tons of them.
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Are you a racist if you don’t believe this shiny cunt trekked over the Himalayas climbing every mountain, then swam around Africa, before flying into space and being the first shiny cunt on Mars?
“Youz a raaay-cist”
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You talk like ‘Dr.’ Shola Mos-Shogbamimu. A know nothing sheboon who is often seen giving it the head bobbing disapproval of whitey and calling everyone Raysis!
She’s probably shitting herself right now. Every last one of them should have their qualifications checked.
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Is “Dr” her given name? It could be similar to the fuckwit parents who call their child Prince or Queen.
Did her hairdresser have a stroke halfway though her cut?
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Good point O, she seems somewhat suss to me, keeping her head down would be sensible choice. An investigation into her qualifications and backstory would be very interesting.
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What is – silly me- was Jason Arday anyway?
Looks like a trans Frankenstein job to me.
I can hear my late grandmother now…
‘What the Hell is it? Don’t look like a fellah to me, son.’
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When I taught at the Manchester College of Arts and Technology, that evil cunt Blair got in. Then on it was Somalians, Nigerians, Pakistanis and the like. The sudden favouritism and mollycoddling was sickening. Talk about getting everything on a plate, and queue jumping became commonplace. There were a hundred Jason Ardays there, and that was in 1998. Exams made easy, cunts who couldn’t string two English words together getting ‘qualifications’. A once renowned place totally polluted and made into a politically correct joke.
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If you really want a laugh, Google Jason Arday GoFundMe , and read the steaming pile of horse crap written by the person who kicked this fundraiser off, one Sir Patrick Vernon OBE.
Amazingly, it’s close to achieving it target of £250k, which according to Sir Patrick’s drivel is not just for the funeral costs and immediate personal expenses of Ardays family, but to set up some ongoing legacy in Ardays memory.
Any suggestions, folks?
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Yes. Get ready to pay all of that out and more to any white students who sue the estate for getting below standard marks for simply being white.
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Just in case you were wondering what a Sir Patrick Vernon OBE is
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33y47nxg31o
You guessed right.
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What a FUCKING SURPRISE…!
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Its one of them again.
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The Jason Arday Disney Guinness book of records awards for improbable feats that amaze?
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I’ve watched this story unfold with interest and apparently he had loads of friends but no one seemingly thought enough of him to talk him out of his delusions, if indeed they were that ( being charitable).
I saw that Diane Abbot spoke at the vigil, saying she had met him the week before and he was very low etc – another one who obviously didn’t feel inclined to say – get your GP to sign you off and lie low for a bit, or similar.
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Perhaps most disgustingly, Carter Ruck, the esteemed legal company represented Arday. No doubt their enormous fees will be played by the fuckwits who have contributed to his Go Fund Me Begging page:
https://freespeechunion.org/news/in-a-desperate-bid-to-avoid-scrutiny-professor-arday-tried-to-use-the
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Private Eye used to refer to that law firm as Carter Fuck, Boggsy. Childish, but it made me laugh.
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Yes they did a strip cartoon once and Carter fuck was in it. Flying his writfire bravely over London.
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It’s amusing to me that the title of today’s early morning nom could equally have been used for this one.
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Jason Arday was a Cambridge University and BBC pet. Someone to put on a pedestal and project their virtue on to. Quite handy then that this Nathan Cofnas and the right-wing press can be made scapegoats to distract from their own racist DEI practices. Cambridge used to be one of the great institutions of this country. Stephen Hawking would be spazzing in his grave.
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Step 1: Take an unskilled dark-skinned savage.
Step 2: Give him a job for which he is unqualified and unable.
Step 3: Make excuses for his shortcomings and ignore any criticism.
Step 4: Project him as an idyllic example of a skilled dark-skinned professional.
Step 5: After he’s been discovered to be a fraud and kicks the bucket, scream injustice and hold protests about his unfair treatment.
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I once read an article that stated, apart from music and sports the black excells at nothing..!
Maybe stabbing people could be added to that list..?
I’ll try and find it.
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Sort of related….Calamity Lammy was the one who gave Andy Burnham the contact details to the fake Trump chief of staff.
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Yet in a league table of Calamity’s biggest fuck ups it wouldn’t even make the top 10.
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Very convenient, for him, this ‘death’ thing.
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Gone, and totally FORGOTTEN…!
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Interesting YouTube clip.
https://youtu.be/QWtGSHLLxlc?si=VcEWMYQfXPojMMIw
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Word is he was actually murdered, but they changed it to suicide so he could take credit for his last “act”..☠️
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The cunts resurfaced in Nigeria!!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c93e5gyejgdo
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Jason’s tragic death was probably a accident putting his tie on in the morning.
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jason cheated me of a Deadpool win.
I thought he seems bit loosely wrapped,
ill have him as one of my five.
cunt fucked it up for me.
ideally id of preferred him to of choked on a banana.
but a wins a win 🏆
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Hey Mis, that reminded me of the Suicide Squad game on here from years ago.
It was very tasteful and respectful, naturally, but lasted only two rounds and took a couple of years for someone to win.
No prizes for guessing who won it!
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O/T but I claim nominator’s privilege.
Oh no, who will supply the Smoggies with their lucky heather now?
Organised crime and. firearm possession.
4 of the 5 filthy Pikey shitbags had prior convictions.
Shame it takes the murder of two of their officers for the Police to catch up.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/crgjqv6d8210t
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That bit of info has really made my day Mr. Twatt.😃
I didn’t know they were pie keys.
Scum of the earth.
Fuck them.
Good afternoon 👍
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“several balloon releases are taking place… to commerarate the five…”
That’s about right, a bunch of balloons for a bunch of balloons.
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Napalm the gyppo cunts.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The week before, 5 teenage scumbag cunts joyriding down a dual carriageway the wrong way in Oireland at 3a.m. collided with a car with three 30ish y.o. sisters and a nephew in it.
The 5 cunts are dead(good) but the innocent parties lives are fucking ruined. Critical conditions, and life-altering injuries.
The oirish-press angle, since?
‘The disturbing lack of sympathy nationwide for the 5 young men who died in last weeks accident’
Cunt priest used ‘accident’ at one of the dead cunts funerals, as well. Apparently cops are making sure the graves don’t get (righteously) done-over.
Shoulda cremated the fuckers & dumped ’em in a skip. Or left ’em in the car going into a crusher.
In everyone’s opinion. Except scum.
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There’s a bloke who gets in the Whippet Inn. Claims to have slept with more women than Russell Brand. Says he was a brilliant footballer until injury cut his career short. Worked for MI6 in Moscow where he spied on the Russian nuclear weapons programme, though of course he can’t talk about it. Used to be a session musician and personally knows the Stones, Yes, Genesis, Zeppelin and more. He’s scaled Everest, swam the Channel and flown a Spitfire.
Everyone thinks he’s a bullshitter but the weird thing is it’s all absolutely true.
He’s called Geordie Twatt.
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Rick on Geordie…🤘
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Rock..! Big fingers , little twatting phone digits…🤬
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Sounds like Vernon fox..
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That’s weird Baz, I was just thinking of Vernon earlier today.
I wonder what happened to him. Probably serving time for some Far Right infraction like sending a hurty tweet.
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It’s been quite a good few weeks for grifting spooks getting their comeuppance.
First this utter cunt, and now another in the shape of Doreen Lawrence.
How tragic would it be if she also topped herself after being left with a multi million pound legal bill, after playing big boys games against the Daily Fail?
Not very.
Fuck her and fuck Arday!
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Word is the royal bastard is picking up her tab…🤔
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Jason Arday was a bleck Billy Liar.
Ain’t it a cunt when reality catches up ?
Fuck him.
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Normally, when some scallywag snuffs it, the truth comes out without fear of legal repercussions. But in this case, I fear we may never get the facts.
Rather than his death giving Cambridge University an almighty jolt, they simply doubled down on the ‘racist’ press and ‘right wing conspiracy fairy tales.
And the likes of David Olusoga, the self styled thinking mans race baiter, will be only too happy to provide their version of history, which will be happily lapped up by the BBC and all the usual suspects.
I reckon the final verdict on accusations against him will be ‘not proven’ or something like that. At least as far as the establishment approved version is concerned.
And if there’s an investigative journalist who fancy’s a go, they’d probably better sleep with one eye open.
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Perhaps a statue in trafalgar Square is in order?
Or is that colonial racismisms?
Oven.
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Not so long ago, the thought of a statue being erected to commemorate a con man would’ve been regarded as utterly outlandish, UT.
Sadly, not anymore.
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If Cambridge continues to defend this man, they will do theirselves irreparable harm.
I hope the loss of status is worth it.
If I were an alumni, I’d seriously reconsider any kind of funding I might make. They have a serious amount of grovelling to do, to repair their reputation, the gullible, short-sighted cunts.
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They aren’t giving in at the moment, JP.
They still insist it’s a right wing plot.
As you say, the damage will be huge if they don’t get their heads out of their arses pretty smartish.
But like so many of our institutions, from Westminster downwards, they live in an increasingly isolated bubble.
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Not wrong about that, Field Marshal.
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Yeah but no but yeah but no .. it’ll just blow over like all the batshit crazy ‘left’ sins do. Next distraction won’t be long in presenting itself.
Remember the derestable abaraonye cunt celebrating the murder of Charlie Kirk while head of something or other at Oxford? .. cunted twice last year(once by me) .. they weren’t willing to do jack shit about that cunt (he actually got worse before self sabotaging himself out the door) … and even though I’ve been seeing THIS cunt and his shenanigans for the past fortnight, the previous asshole has only just now come to mind.
Just *too much* shit all the time to keep track of..
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*detestable.
Fuck it.
‘derestable’ 😄
🎵 Turning japanese I think I’m turning japanese I really think so ..
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wasn’t like that when I taught at Cambridge.
was more exclusive.
jason was just a shoeshine boy when I was Professor of regional dialects.
Shine i called him then,
didn’t realise he was called jason.
” polish my brogues please Shine,
be quick about it.
have you whitened my plimsolls?”
he’d say yes but you had to check.
he was a right little fibber even then.
my dad has a job he’d say.
” dont give me that balderdash Shine i know very well your a bastard and fatherless.
ill take my belt to you if you keep lying. ”
He’d promise me he wouldn’t then claim to be the Russian princess Anastasia Romanov.
and id have to pummel him unconscious.
Glad he’s done well for himself.
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Like my dad said about Princess Di – “Good riddance.”
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Bit harsh , Shits.
Her hair was always immaculate.
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its been about 30 years since she snuffed it.
I’m still yet to give a fuck.
maybe I’m traumatised.
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Here’s a young lady who gets top marks from me.
Surely a candidate for a Double First Class Honours.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c05q318501yo
Does she really think anyone notices what comes out of her mouth?
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More like Mia Titswell.
Splendid pair of airbags!
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Jason had a lot to contend with at Cambridge.
He was particularly prone to ‘ trouser fires ‘.
One minute everything was fine, no drama.
He’d be chatting away with people.
Next minute, WHOOSH !!!
His trousers would burst into flames !
He’d run out of the building and throw himself into the nearest ornamental fountain ⛲
They ended up fitting him with his own personal sprinkler system, it happened that often.
Poor Jason ☹️
LLPOF 🔥🔥🔥
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Jason based himself on this character.
https://youtu.be/F2-2jSdhwro?is=5eAxT09sqTJEIIoR
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The question is: Who is the bigger cunt?
Jason Arday or the system that allowed him to be in that position? Insufficient checks on his work. Shouting ‘racism’ like the boy that cried ‘wolf’.
He could have been an assistant, maybe even a lecturer, but not a Professor.
Everybody’s favourite astronomer Dr. Maggie Aderin-Pocock is a proper academic but not a Professor. What about Professor Hannah Fry? Is she a proper Professor? She doesn’t windmill her arms about or smoke a pipe.
Unsure about this one. It’s a level of cuntitude at the level of Tommy Trinder. Not a Tony Blair thankfully.
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What did make my day was that after investigation, it was found that even his resignation letter to Cambridge was completed using AI. What a fucking fraud.
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Very amusing and even more amusing that Cambridge Diversity is defending the indefensible. Not so amusing is that it sums up the sorry state this country is in where, in the name of diversity, inclusiveness & equality the lunatics are propelled into top jobs. Let’s Make Asylums Great Again…MAGA
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