Chris Patten

Chris Patten

Chris fucking Patten. The cunt who takes responsibility for fuck all. In a sector where complete uselessness is the norm this cunt takes the fucking biscuit.

The BBC are ‘they’ not him. The fuck ups are nothing to do with him, the useless, time-serving, incompetent cunt.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

James Corden (2)

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Originally I didn’t know why this cunt was…. then I did a youtube search for “James Cordon + Fat Cunt”.

Then I clicked on a video with him and some other talentless cunt buying a burger from a burger van (fat twats)…. suddenly he shouts in the most irritating, ear-raping southern accent I had ever heard in my life… then his (probably gay) mate of a cunt starts flabbing his fat pot belly all over the the paki running the burger van, they look like they’re having sex in public.

If this is supposed to be today’s British comedy, I may as well go ahead and sign the fucking petition on banning the BBC’s TV License. Jesus motherfucking CHRIST, what a fat, talentless, unfunny fat PIGLET!

Nominated by : LOLTOWN

Hugo Chavez (2)

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Hugo Chavez, a left wing proper fucking chancer type of cunt. Salted a fuckload of Venezuelan Oil cash away no doubt but copped his fucking whack before he could spend it; ha ha fucking ha.

Best mates of the Iranian Islamic head shitpot President Ahmadinejad and the assorted Charlie Chan’s of Chinese foreign policy. One less cunt to worry about.

Nominated by : Ollie Burtons Granddad

Dominic Littlewood

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Dominic Littlewood; short arsed, smug, slap headed pain in the fucking arse type of cunt.

Champion of the fuckwitted Mongs and Greedy fucking Bastards amongst us;

Like a dwarf white knight on a fucking Donkey he trots to the rescue showering us in his puerile ramblings, get to fuck you annoying Cunt

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD