They stop everything moving just because some cunt missed a red light and got taken of driving, got caught sleeping or in this case they want to continue sitting on their fat lazy cunting arses in their ticket office rather than get up and do some fucking work. Get a grip you cunts, jobs change and that fucking that. Move with the times of fuck off.
Bunch of lazy, ignorant, overpaid CUNTS.
If these CUNTS worked in the real world they would get fired out the fucking door quicker than they could ask what the cunt just happened!!
Nominated by: Cunty Cunterson
Davina McCall [3]
Hardly making history, is it? On the other hand she did make the headlines when she fell over in the snow in Scotland and then again when she got hypothermia by swimming in Lake Windermere in the middle of winter. I’ve heard of women being frigid, but that’s just fucking ridiculous!
Perhaps she will make history by being the first person to die while doing something totally pointless? Perhaps it will relaunch her flagging career? It sure as fuck isn’t doing a lot for her fitness books and videos.
Fucking silly little cunt.
Nominated by: Dioclese
Bruce Springsteen
Like fuck it is, four hours of listening to that middle of the road ‘rawkkkk’ shite would be hell on earth.
And anyone who styles himself the Boss, isn’t a boss. He’s a cunt.
Nominated by: DanB
My professional opinion? He ain’t that fucking good! Christ, he sings worse than me!
Nominated by: ChasCMusic
Houses
New houses are so small, if you get a hard-on, you have to stick your dick out of the window. They are all disgusting designs made from cheap shit, as is dictated by the filthy public sector cunts in planning offices in Town Halls. They hate the idea of someone living in a nice house made of quality materials.
The cunts in government (and the cunts in the public sector) are deliberately making sure there is a shortage of homes – because they are making shed-loads of money from renting at extortionate rates to desperate fuckers working 60 hours a week – yet still so poor they are living off dog meat after paying rent.
Houses are cunts because they are designed by, build by, and mostly owned by, cunts. 80% of people under 25 (no matter what their qualifications) will never be able to afford to buy a home and will be under the boot of cunts forever for extortionate rents.
Nominated by: Dog Meat
Teachers
They are so bound by having to impart equality, cultural diversity, political correctness and are constantly looking over their shoulders in case the Gestapo of Ofsted come thundering down on them for inadvertently failing to push the latest “hot agenda” on the already disenchanted and disengaged students that they find it easier to toe the party line and not make waves.
Dangerous thing being an honest teacher, educating the peasants leads to them questioning their masters.
Nominated by: Toadspanker




