Esther McVey

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That slag, Esther McVey, should be in the cunts hall of fame…

She started off with a silver spoon in her gob. Then she became an autocue, card reading bimbo for breakfast television. Now she is an MP. She is also Iain Duncan Smith’s bitch and the dolly of the Tory Party Scum…

McVey is the bitch who openly persecutes the unemployed or anyone who is working class come to that… The woman is filth. Pure Conservative Nazi scum, and a total and utter (and a probably well used one by her Tory buddies) cunt!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Andy Murray [7]

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This dour, ugly, sweaty Scottish cunt must rank as the most unlikeable sports person on the planet. The cunt gives off an aura of “Fuck you all” to such a degree, it boggles the mind why any tournament organiser would want the cunt there. If he doesn’t win it’s because some other cunt cheated or he has strained his sphincter when smashing up yet another racket. If he does win it’s because he is a living legend and no one else is fit to even look at him.

The worst thing surrounding the whole carry-on is that the English adopt the Scottish cunt once a year, when he turns up at Wimbledon and proceeds to swear and sweat his way through the entire tedious event.

Fuck off Murray. Stop asking the ball boys and girls to bring you your rancid sweaty towel in between every shot, and at least show some humility to acknowledge that you play a poncy fucking game for a living.

Nominated by: KiwiCunt

Betting ads

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Every fucking sports programme on the box these days is interrupted and peppered with bloody adverts encouraging people to gamble… Whether it’s that cartoon cockernee buffoon, Ray Winstone (“Bet Free Six Foive! Naaar!”), that shouty Italian commentator twat, or those cunts in sombreros with that crappy Beyoncé music. Then there’s the commercials for casinos, roulette, online poker, William Hill, and ever other bookie in Britain… It’s just total overkill…

So telly here in the UK is not allowed to advertise fags, cigars (those Hamlet ads were ace!) or baccy any more. Booze is hardly advertised these days (unless it’s some pretentious Guinness ad, a twatty Strongbow ad, or that funny looking Grouse thing at Xmas!). But it is perfectly acceptable to encourage people to bet, gamble and get into possible debt or even an addiction?!

Anthony Burgess said “They took away our opium, and they gave us beer and football”

A 2014 version could go like this:

“It’s now frowned upon to drink and smoke. But, hey, it’s OK to gamble… Give us all your money that way, and dig yourself a potential hole into the bargain!”

Pure working class screwing, hypocritical capitalist cuntery…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

( Fancy a flutter on the EU elections, Norman? Ed. )