Angelina Jolie

Posted on by

392785

Angelina Jolie is a cunt… Made a dame? For what? Being a Hollywood tosspot? Dropping her knickers every five minutes? Doing crap films? Wrecking homes and marriages? Pathalogical shagging? Buttering up that bald Tory knobend, Willam Hague?

The last one, methinks….

Anyone who works with this wretched Tory government is a cunt anyway, but in the honours list after five minutes? Not only that, also getting a better honour than that Sutton lad: who raised all that money for cancer research, and who is sadly no longer with us? Jolie gets more recognition than young Sutton? What a backscratching, celebrity lickarse shitheap the UK has become… And what a Tinsletown twateratti, knickerless Yank cunt!

That Brad Pitt is a twat as well…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Brazil

Posted on by

eos07957_663w

Brazil are cunts….

They are diving, cheating, elbowing bastards. They have help from the referee (how eager was that cunt of a ref to give that penalty?!). They have a Sideshow Bob look-alike as their captain. They are not fit to wipe the arses of Pelé, Jairzinho, Rivellino etc… Part of me hopes that Argentina will win it: just to piss off Brazil, piss off everyone in Brazil and piss off those bent host nation helping cunts at FIFA…. Beautiful game, my arse!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

I had come on also to Cunt Brazil. If that own goal was not so obvious (only honest thing those cunts did) It would have been swerved somehow. Slimy bow jangled dancing cunts.

Nominated by: King Cunt

( That’s enough footie cunts. Mind you, that Brazil on the right looks a proper cunt! Ed. )

Train suicides

Posted on by

Train-Suicide

Particularly hate suicide cunts that jump in front of trains and give those health and safety cunts in high viz tabards (what those slip over vest things they wear are called cunts) an excuse to close the line all day and not tell anyone the reason why.

And why do they always chose the busiest time of day to take a dive?

Inconsiderate cunts!

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Glen Frey

Posted on by

GlennFrey

Glen Frey is a super cunt…

Now I’ve always heard that Frey (and Don Henley) aren’t the pleasantest of men, but that ‘History Of The Eagles’ documentary puts the tin hat on it. Henley comes across as a bit of an arse (with some good points), but Frey is a cunt of the highest order. Doing his acting like a 10 year old “I’ll get you after school routine” on Don Felder, and treating Felder like dirt and firing him. Telling Joe Walsh and Timothy . B. Schmit not to speak to Felder any more (or they’re fired too!). Claiming he should have a bigger slice of the Eagles financial pie than Walsh, Felder etc because his solo career was more successful than any of theirs.

Solo career? “The Heat Is On”? Absolutely laughable: it’s shite and it’s a track that is too naff even for Alan Partridge. Yep. Frey is a bully, a moneygrabbing twat who rides on the talent of Henley and Walsh (and Felder), and he’s a dictator and a total cunt!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

The Beckhams

Posted on by

Victoria_Beckham_931858a

I see the Beckhams are at it again. They’ve got a new TV show to tie in with The World Cup: It’s called “David Beckham – Into The Unknown”

Into the unknown,eh? Well if it involves those two media whore cunts being jettisoned into outer space, then I will watch it. If not then they can sod off… Bloody hell, it’s been over ten years since he left United (backstabbing little fucker!). Yet he and his horrendous wife still fascinate and infest every corner of the media. Will they ever fuck off and leave us in peace?

( Probably not, Norman! Ed. )

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside