Brazil

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Brazil are cunts….

They are diving, cheating, elbowing bastards. They have help from the referee (how eager was that cunt of a ref to give that penalty?!). They have a Sideshow Bob look-alike as their captain. They are not fit to wipe the arses of Pelé, Jairzinho, Rivellino etc… Part of me hopes that Argentina will win it: just to piss off Brazil, piss off everyone in Brazil and piss off those bent host nation helping cunts at FIFA…. Beautiful game, my arse!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

I had come on also to Cunt Brazil. If that own goal was not so obvious (only honest thing those cunts did) It would have been swerved somehow. Slimy bow jangled dancing cunts.

Nominated by: King Cunt

( That’s enough footie cunts. Mind you, that Brazil on the right looks a proper cunt! Ed. )

11 thoughts on “Brazil

  1. The TV coverage has been shit too… All we’ve got from the crowd shots are fuckwits gurning like knobheads when they can see themselves on the big screen…. What happened to all the close ups of all the fit birds that usually brighten up The World Cup?

    Doesn’t Costa Rica’s manager look (and tantrum) like Liberace?

  2. Cheryl Cole is a cunt…. I feel a bit let down by those mosquitoes: the little blighters had their chance to kill the cross eyed chav princess, and they blew it….

  3. Did you know –

    98% of people in Brazil have black blood in them (genetically – not black puddings up their arse).

    The favorite pop in Brazil is Bananarama.

    The average IQ of a Brazilian is 78 (only 32% of Brazilians can read).

    In Brazil you are 59,000 times more likely to be killed in a robbery than killed by terrorists.

    Black ‘children’ under 16 are the main killers in Brazil. They almost always execute their robbery victims for an average take of $32.

    South America used to be the home to many civilizations before blacks from Africa (ex slaves) were dumped there to create hell on Earth and slaughter the peoples of the indigenous civilizations.

    • Did you know –

      Jonny Boobley is a racist fucking cunt? A Yankee fucking cunt at that, I reckon. And by the way, the average take in a Brazilian robbery would not be denominated in dollars – “$32” – but Reals – “R$32”, okay?

    • And did you know that Brazil was the only major country in the world to adopt the Betamax standard rather than VHS for video recorders?

  4. Latin American Footballer, is an anagram of, ‘cheating fucker who hits the floor likes he’s been shot AND blown up’. The current Brazil side can’t even dive properly. I remember a few World Cups ago. Brazil got a corner, and as their Captain went up to take it, an opposing player passed the ball to him and it the Brazilian on the shin. BOOM! he goes to ground, clutching his face like a bull elephant had just slapped him in the face with its cock. AND he got away with it.

      • An anagram of ‘anagram’ is anagram.

        If you say ‘anagram’ over and over you begin to sound like Harvey (Katie Price’s son/boyfriend/uncle/brother).

        I went to Brazil in the 1970s and went to a shanty to fuck some prostitutes. When I woke up in the morning the brothel cleaners were old jew women with numbers tattooed on their forearms (100% true story). How did they get there and why were they destitute?

    • Rivaldo.
      I remember it well, though it was a Turk cunt passing it to him so even Stevens.

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