Vernon Kaye

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Vernon Kaye is a talentless streak of piss…. A talking shop dummy, who is living proof that TV bosses these days will accept any stupid cunt as a presenter (like those two conehead mekon cunts, Ant and Dec)…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Vermon cunting Kaye. Just come back from the local Beefeater where I’ve been put off my dinner as this over-excitable spastic has been staring at me from under the completely fictitious statement of ‘Boss of Beef’ for fucks sake! Why I asked myself is this semi trained chimp the ‘Boss of Beef’? Turns out the prize fuckwit was born in 1974 – the same year as Beefeater fucking inns were founded! Surely there must be somebody born in 1974 who is better qualified to be the ‘boss of beef’; a farmer/ slaughterman/ butcher etc than this hair gelled bellend?

I also nominate the marketing cunt who thought this was a good idea – I for one will never eat there again until I get a written apology from the cunts. Beefeater and Vernon Kaye – cunts, the pair of em.

Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!!

Nominated by: Jimbob Cunt III

GQ awards voters

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Tony Blair has been cunted many times on this esteemed blog. Blair is definitely a cunt. No doubt about it. But is he a philanthropist? Is he dedicated to doing good for his fellow man? Is he fuck as like!

So, dear reader, we are forced to cunt the cunts who nominated and voted for him to be awarded GQ Magazine’s Philanthropist of the Year at last night’s swanky ceremony at the Royal Opera House.

Maybe these cunts were just joking? Maybe they finally realised the meaning of irony? Maybe they’re just totally disconnected from reality (well, they do read GQ Magazine)?

On the other hand, maybe they just are a bunch of total uber-cunts.

What next? Putin awarded Peacekeeper of the Year or Clarkson Feminist of the Year maybe.

Or perhaps the Nobel Peace Prize for Obama? Oh fuck, hang a mo…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Herbert Ypma

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Who, I hear you ask, is Herbert fucking Ypma – and well might you ask. I came across him when I was renting a cottage for a weeks break and a couple of his pretentious shite books were lying around on the coffee table.

According to Amazon, Herbert is “a gifted photographer and a careful writer” best know for his series of books ‘Hip Hotels’. Seems he was schooled in Oz but there’s no truck to be had with precocious twats there so he fucked off to America (where else?) where he could be recognised for what he really is: a pretentious little cunt who likes to tell everyone how good he is.

Let’s face it, anyone who sucks up to pretentious little cunts has to be a pretentious little cunt himself, and Mr Ypma likes to do lots of that.

Check out one of his books. The photos are straight out of the marketing school of photography, and his ‘careful writing’ is far more effective than the finest emetic.

Nominated by: Dioclese

The Islamic State

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I’d like to nominate ISIS for an epic cunting. You can add HAMAS and AL-Quaeda to that as well.

I’m sick and tired of watching news reports with videos of these arrogant extremist cunts bragging about how they want to establish their global caliphate, how they want to eradicate any other religion but their own, in short how they intend to bring back the dark ages to the planet.

Most of all, I’m sick of the liberal left wing do-gooder cunts in this country whose political correctness has stopped the UK from cracking down on the little bastards who bugger off to fight in Iraq then come back to the UK bragging about how they helped their “bro’s and sista’s”

Cunts.

Nominated by: Toadspanker

If these extremist cunts want to leave Britain and fight in the middle east they should be given a one way ticket. Basically fuck off and don’t come back !

Nominated by: Cuntface

Millie Mackintosh

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Millie Fuckin’ Macintosh is an uber cunt whose inherited lots of money from Daddy’s tarmacing business.

She is desperate to elevate herself to the level of a Kardashian cunt. She reeks of it.

Got the “rockstar” hubby (Professor Fuckin’ Green) and always posting utterly pointless selfies on Twitter which for some reason gets press inches.

She’s vain and affected and I despise her (and her cunt husband, but that’s another nom).

Nominated by: white knuckled angry cunt