Harley Riders

Posted on March 30, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I would like to cunt Harley Davidson riders. Not the kind that roam the wide open roads of the United states, but the kind that think a quarter ton of under-engineered shit has a place in built up areas of the U.K.

The reason for wishing to cunt these closet homosexuals is because when I am trying to get a teething infant off to sleep, some fucktard rides past the house with a none existant exhaust system straight off the manifold.

I have clocked one of the inconsiderate cunts at 120db of what sounded like an amplified fart during the summer last year at 01:30 when I had the windows open trying to get some kip myself. I lifted about three feet off the fucking bed, couldn’t get back off to sleep and spent the rest of the night trying to get the nipper back off to the land of nod too.

You’re not big, clever or hard.

No fucker is looking at you thinking ‘Wow, that fat middle aged bloke in the open face lid with the tassled jacket is sooo cool’.

What they are actually thinking is ‘That fat balding cunt on the rolling midlife crisis needs to grow the fuck up and get a fucking life…..and a silencer for that exhaust’

Sad, sad cunts. The lot of you.

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls

Nelson Mandela [2]

Posted on March 29, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Of course they would they made nelson mandela a god and he was made into be some pacifist cunt who was non-violent. But really was a communist supported anti white cunt.

And his wife Winnie Mandela is a really evil cunt – just read her Wikipage on 13 April 1986, where she endorsed the practice of necklacing (burning people alive using tyres and petrol) by saying: “[W]ith our boxes of matches and our necklaces we shall liberate this country.” Further tarnishing her reputation were accusations by her bodyguard, Jerry Musivuzi Richardson, that she had ordered kidnapping and murder.

Nominated by: Titslapper

I’ve seen the statue of Mandela in Pretoria. It’s big and imposing. Really impressive…

…but what really impressed me was the pigeon shit dripping down the back of his head. Seemed to say it all!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Paddy McGuinness [3]

Posted on March 28, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Paddy McGuinness is a right (or should I say ‘reet’) cunt….

This knob is simply famous and on telly for being Peter Kay’s mate… All that ‘Me likey!’ and ‘Ding Dang Do!’ bollocks irritates the fuck out of me.. Then there’s his Gregg’s commercials and the slapperfest that is ‘Take Me Out’…

But what is worse than Paddy McGinness infesting out TV screens? His wife doing the same thing…. A Scouse (Scouse? I ask you!) skank with plastic tits and a voice that could peel paint off the Blackpool Tower… You can tell the lad aims high and likes a bit of class (Yeah, reet!)…

Nominated by: Norman

Sepp Blatter [2]

Posted on March 27, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Sepp Blatter is the most arrogant cunt in the world. Who the fuck does he think he is? Louis XIV? The emperor of fucking football?

Apparently European clubs provided 75% of the players at the last World Cup. Why don’t they simply refuse permission for their employees to play in this corrupt reptile’s shitty competition? Better yet, UEFA should simply leave FIFA and start their own competition – the World Trophy perhaps. Like to see those FIFA cunts’ faces when they realise that the flow of European money that pays for their 5-star, first class lifestyles has been cut off. Fucking bastards.

Pity that cunt Jihadi John didn’t meet Blatter in the Middle East. Christ, I fucking hate that utter, utter cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

The Unbaised Media

Posted on March 26, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

One bit of blatant hypocrisy in the “unbiased” western media that always gets my goat is this:

– G20 anti-capitalism protest. Some anarchist protesters turn up to a public event, kick off and destroy some shit. The media is quick to denounce them as a fringe element or not even representative of the group.

– Islam. ISIS are a bunch of dark age, murdering, raping cunts who kill pretty much indiscriminately. The media is quick to denounce them as a fringe element or not even representative of the group.

– UKIP. Some UKIP candidate says some backwards/racist/homophobic/mysogynistic dogshit on social media and gets immediately ostracised from the party. The media is quick to denounce UKIP as a whole as a backward/racist/homophobic/mysogynistic party.

The media’s uneven application of certain logical fallacies (in this case the fallacy of composition) is astonishing. For the most part, a set of unprincipled, overpaid, partisan dickrat cunts.

Nominated by: Lenny Long-Legg III