The Green Party

These fuckin’ head cases are way due a good cunting.

When I thought about this, I came to the conclusion that this nomination writes itself. I just need to extract a few points from their last manifesto and it is self evident that these cunts make the Monster Raving Loony Party appear sane. They might appear “cuddly” to some naive voters, but just read below and these fuckers will blow your mind. Will Caroline Lucas tell you about these policies? Will she fuck. All this is buried within environmental concerns, the fuckin’ Brit hating bastards.

Merely being a member of Al-Qaeda, the IRA and other currently proscribed terrorist groups will no longer be a criminal offence under Green plans, and instead a Green Government should seek to “address desperate motivations that lie behind many atrocities labelled ‘terrorist’.

Britain will leave NATO, end the special relationship with the US, and unilaterally abandon nuclear weapons. A standing Army, Navy and Air Force are “unnecessary”. Bases will be turned into nature reserves and the arms industry “converted” to producing wind turbines.

A Green Government will “progressively reduce” border controls, including an amnesty for illegal immigrants after five years.

Access to benefits, the right to vote and tax obligations will apply to everyone living on British soil, regardless of passport. The policy book states: “We will work to create a world of global inter-responsibility in which the concept of a ‘British national’ is irrelevant and outdated.

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Ubercunt

Suffragettes

A full heartfelt cunting for this politically correct terrorist organisation.

Oldham has recently erected a statue of Annie Kenney. And as I stood in front of the bronze old bag; I starting thinking: ‘what the fuck is happening in this world?’

In a time when only 5% of men (land owning) could vote before the representation of the people’s act. (Not even the men fighting in the war had the right to vote!) These cunts took it upon themselves to fight only for their own gender. So let’s have a look what brave actions it takes to be a hero/ heroine:

1) Post potassium nitrate / gunpowder bombs with nuts and bolts in the mail to men.

2) Planting bombs/ IED’s which maimed police officers who tried to deactivate them.

3) Blowing up the P.M’s house and attempted assassination.

4) Setting fire to the Ayr racecourse (causing considerable financial damage) because one of the daft cunts Emily Davison ran in front of the kings horse and it killed them.

5) Bombing churches and religious establishments.

6) Destroying innocent people’s shop fronts and homes. (With families inside; both women and children)

7) Handing out white feathers to young men in the street who were in civilian distress.

If you ask me; fellow cunters. We should be building statues of the kings horse.

On a serious note: If history repeats itself, in 100 years time we will be hailing Islamic terrorists as heroes.

Nominated by Cunt executive officer

Betting Companies

Jeez. Am watching Panorama about compulsive gamblers. I now need to cunt betting companies.

How do these cunts sleep at night? I know gamblers bring it on themselves but fuck me, who knew that if a regular punter online doesn’t log on for a day, these cunts actually phone them up and ask them why? That they shower big regular losers with all sorts of free gifts, including chauffeur driven cars and luxury hotel accommodation. That they never think to ask where the money comes from… thousands a day. That when a punter stops because they have no more money, they encourage them to maintain the habit by depositing more money in their accounts in the hope they will find more money somewhere, anywhere.

Evil bastards.

Nominated by Richard1

Adam Cassidy

Adam Cassidy is a massive cunt.

Sometimes you see a news story which makes you so fucking angry, you feel like had you been present and had a piece of wood lay handy, you’d have done something you might live to regret. Well this cunt is walking down the street, approaches a man sitting with his young kids, kicks the pram and starts calling the dad a ‘dirty jew’.

To me the level of cuntitude harassing a man with his kids minding their own business, intimidating and effectively threatening the children, deserves a serious fucking comeuppance. We might have a laugh and a joke on this website at others expense, but when I see cunts act like this I lose any sense of humour and want to see the bully properly fucking dealt with.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/06/teen-called-dad-dirty-jew-says-sorry-letting-family-10530242/

Nominated by ShagawotZ

Jihadi Jack’s Parents and Canada

I knew I should have stayed in bed.

Got up, had brekkie, got my shit together and had a quick blimp at MSN News before trying to flog my clothing shit online as per, and already my tits are steaming, before they day has even begun.

Apparently, Canada are not happy at all with the UK and have accused us of shirking our responsibilities and ‘offloading’ them, after the Home Office making the decision to strip the cunt that is Jack Letts, aka ‘Jihadi Jack’ of his British Citizenship.

Read all abaaaat it! here:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/uk-in-diplomatic-row-with-canada-after-stripping-jihadi-jack-of-british-citizenship/ar-AAFYTdJ?li=BBoPWjQ

The Home Office had the ability to smoothly do this as the cunt has dual UK/Canadian Nationality, so in other words, he can get straight to fuck as he is not considered stateless if we kick his arse out…..

…..however, Canada have now thrown their toys out of the pram as he has now become THEIR problem to sort out and deal with in a manner they see fit, which appears to be ‘Investigating, arresting, charging and prosecuting any Canadian involved in Terrorism’. They are basically pissed off on an epic scale that we have dumped a terrorist on their doorstep.

Well tough fucking moose shit.

What did they expect us to do as a nation? We did what any non-pandering country with balls would do (for a refreshing change) which is not accept back a known terrorist after he saw no issue with departing from these shores to become a traitor. As we cannot leave him stateless and he won’t be, job done, but as far as Canada are concerned, we have passed the buck. In the interests of ‘entente cordiale’ we should have not been so inconsiderate as to palm a terrorist off on them.

Oh dear. How very dare we!

I also nominate the cunt’s parents, John Letts and Sally Lane for a monumental and very heartfelt cunting because, as the old adage goes, ‘Denial is not just a river in Egypt’.

These hippy fuckheads are also unimpressed by the Home Office for making the decision to kick their terrorist son out of the UK. They have accused Sajid Javid of being a ‘coward’ and leaving their son in ‘a legal black hole’. They complain that ‘British citizens have certain rights’ and that ‘Justice doesn’t seem to be able to happen here’. Their son is apparently ‘Innocent until proven guilty’.

It all becomes clear now exactly WHY their brat child turned out the way he did. Mum and Daddy see no wrong in him at all, despite intelligence to prove otherwise and despite the fact they THEY THEMSELVES were convicted of funding terrorism, but they STILL maintain that he has not done anything wrong and should be welcomed back with open arms.

How blinkered and retarded can you possibly be?

Their own son has admitted that he is NOT innocent and should be dealt with appropriately, so on that premise, they are calling their child a liar. It is truly incredible, were it it not so pathetic. Well ‘dealt with’ the fucker has been. The fact that he is now Canada’s shit to scrape off of their shoes is not our problem.

Fuck Canada, fuck that terrorist scum and fuck his doting parents.

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

The Letts family are all solid gold cunts.

Young Jack decides to go and become a jihadi, under the guise of studying Islam in the Middle East. His fucktard parents wish him on his merry way, and the cunt ends up in Syria fighting for ISIS. When he phones home, he confesses to his mum what he’s up to, and asks for a bit of cash. Being a martyr ain’t cheap, and his parents duly send the cunt some dosh. Then the little cunt gets captured by the Kurds, and phones home again, more cash please, and can you get the British government to come and rescue me. By now, the parents have had their collars felt, and are charged with funding terrorism.

Narrowly missing a prison sentence, they embark on a crusade to get their little cunt freed, saying he’s a bit of a mong, it’s not his fault, blah blah. Sajid Javid, in his final act as Home Secretary, strips little Jack of his British passport, saying fuck you, we don’t want you back. This pisses off the Canadians, as he has dual nationality with them because his organic farmer dad is one, and they don’t want the little cunt either.

Today, his dippy fucking mother, who looks like she has a whiff of piss about her, is telling anyone who will listen that her son deserves sympathy. I really don’t think she understands what he was doing out there……

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye