Ruth Davidson is a cunt, isn’t she?
Age: Looks 60, is 40.
Job: Leader of the Scottish Tories.
Sex: Scissoring.
Weight: Chubby, middle-aged man.
Views: Staunch Remainer. Currently refusing to back the Government with a No Deal scenario. Perhaps she’d rather pay the Reich £39 Billion, cross her fingers, and hope they treat us well.
Style: Plumber at a court hearing, Kim Jong-Un.
Hair: Boot polish shampoo, 90’s Manc, indie guitarist, bigoted lesbian.
Hobbies: Attacking Boris Johnson, flicking women’s beans, permanently grinning, pretending she doesn’t hate men.
Ambition: To become PM, the eradication of men, Scotland to qualify for a football tournament.
Man in the street’s magnanimous opinion: Ruth Davidson is so woefully unattractive I’d rather stick my cock in a HARLEY Davidson.
Nominated by Captain Magnanimous