I’d like to nominate pen chewers in the workplace. Dirty, disgusting fuckers. Take your incisor indented biros home and don’t leave them for other poor saps to pick up.
Had the last laugh on some daft bint who used to do this. She later found out that the previous occupant at her desk used the same pen to dig out his earwax.
He was a cunt too.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
Isn´t it time Ron Jeremy – about the only male porn star anyone can name – zipped up his fly and retired gracefully?
After decades of humping in front of the cameras, he is now exposing his ugly, fat body on sites like ‘Old Man Hot Babe’ where he appears like a deranged Colombian drug lord, the male equivalent of the Flabbott. He is also reduced to advertising Viagra-type products. This is ironic, as the reason he was such a star in the 80’s and 90’s was because of his stamina. He was about the only stud who could “get wood”, as they call it in the trade, on demand.
Nominated by Mr Polly
A watermelon-sized cunting for the Lord Charles-faced, militant eco-nutter Frances Corner and the faculty of Goldsmith’s University.
As new Head Academic Dr of Fuckbeans, she/they/it wants to ban beef from the campus of Goldsmiths.
How that will prevent cows from farting is unknown, but apparently staff and students at the college are passionate about climate change and are ready to bore everyone to death using the tactics of the libtard camp, green left; by virtue signalling and banning stuff people enjoy.
What a bunch of soy swilling cunts.
If I didn’t have to work for a living I’d turn up in the cafeteria with a bap and two 8oz beef burgers, 5 rashers of bacon and a slice of cheddar and tuck in, right in front of those anaemic bastard snowflakes.
Corner would soon take off in her JohnnyCab to find a Community Cohesion Officer.
Nominated by Cuntamus Prime
Sorry if this has already been cunted, but I want to nominate the words such as “mansplain” and “manspreading” for a cunting.
So basically the term “mansplaining” is for when men explain something in a patronising or condescending way. So what’s wrong with using the words patronising and condescending? It also implies that its only men who can be patronising and condescending. Which is just not true. Some of the most condescending arseholes I have met have been men, but some of them have also been women.
The phrase “manspreading” is when a man sits down and has his legs spread wide and takes up space.
Now I don’t know about anyone else, but when I sit down, I have my legs spread out because that’s the most comfortable position. I’m not doing it as some sort of alpha, posturing, territorial bollocks. Now I’m not the biggest of blokes, but I have quite chunky legs from weight training and its the most natural way for me to sit; I’m not encroaching on someone else’s seat because I have a respect for other people’s personal space and my own.
Again it also suggests that women never spread out and take up other people’s space, which anyone who’s gone anywhere after a day shopping with the missus knows is BS.
For example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESxRXECdMSk
The point is that people can be twats regardless of whether they are male or female/ non-binary/identify as a purple octopus/ etc…..
…but I suppose that doesn’t fit with this skewed agenda of all men being bad just for having been born.
Nominated by Cunt Duckula
This programme is without a doubt the most “woke” show on TV. Now in its fifth series, it is written by self loathing, white Bum Lord, Peter Nowalk, who has clearly taken it upon himself to lambaste white straight males and use a television station’s backing to do it.
Every single character is either gay or if heterosexual, has gay leanings. The very few who don’t are white males and portrayed as completely dense cunts, or actual murderers
The main protagonist, Annalise Keating is played by Viola Davis, who no doubt in collusion with the writer, is using it as a platform to promote causes like ‘Black Lives Matter,’ etc.
I said to my wife last night, after the Keating character defended her ex boyfriend’s father – a black man who’d been in jail for murder for decades – that when she gets him off, just you watch something will happen to him during his transfer out of jail. Lo and behold the very next scene, he is dead. How I hear you ask?
Well, I refer back to my previous comment where I continued, not only will something happen, but he will end up dead at the hands of racist white guards. And so it came to pass. The guards said he went for their gun and they shot him. Fair enough you say. Nope, the show then takes as fact that he has been murdered by these guards. Add to this a massive over representation of people of colour, but only in heroic jobs. Anyone who would in the normal scheme of things be thought of as a cunt, is obviously white, straight and male.
Other noteworthy characters
Oliver – gay IT cunt
Connor – gay trainee lawyer cunt
Laurel – Mexican cunt
Michaela – very fit straight hot girl, but revealed to have a crush on another woman ( wouldn’t be right if she was truly straight obviously)
The writer is utterly desperate to have as much deviancy in the show as possible. Gay sex scenes at almost every single turn, even when it adds nothing to the plot line. It’s a surprise when we don’t see a male stripper in a thong each episode, as the guy loves to shoehorn it in somehow, plus a whole host of other people disadvantaged by the white man throughout 5 series.
The supporting cast:
Frank – white and straight and portrayed as a murdering cunt
Asher – white straight, son of a judge , thick as fuck.
District Attorney – white, straight and an utterly naive cunt that Annalise outmanoeuvres with ease, every fucking time.
This is the worst show on television in human history and I hope anyone involved in it gets knob rot, including the women.
Nominated by Cunt of the litter