I’d like to nominate anti-west history bashing for a cunting.

What brings me to this conclusion is the latest Top Gear incarnation (with Freddie Flintoff and Paddy McGuinness in it).

In episode one they each have their first car and are tasked to drive around Ethiopia to – now don’t puke – find the birthplace of humanity.

Gushing about the scenery aside (which does look beautiful, especially the Gondar mountains), set 5 paces outside of Addis Ababa and it’s the fucking stone age!

Birthplace of humanity it could well be but it’s not done much since then has it!?!

O’course us nasty fuckers in the West, with all those technological advances, have done nothing for civilisation have we.

No, we’re just oppressive cunts who were just lucky for a couple of thousands of years that benefited no one else across the entire planet.

At least that’s what knowledgeable folk such as Professor Kehinde Andrews (Professor of Black Studies in Birminghamdrabad University) extols to his progressive audience (isn’t that right Tarquin and Jemima).

I would say that on balance the West has done far more good for the peoples of this world than bad.

The progressive left would like to have this wrong-think eradicated (just like we eradicated small pox, TB and typhus – until we reimported the cunt through uncontrolled 3rd world mass migration), and when their replacement plan is complete, they can sit back and pat themselves on the back for a job well done can’t they.

Will this mean a speedier visit to Mars or cure for cancer?

Or will this mean that we all have to drink from M’Tembe’s bison piss ridden puddle?

Except now it’s in Londonistab. He’s got the machete, and he ain’t sharing!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

Chloe Haines is a duckface cunt of the highest order.

This is the imbecile who tried to open the door on a flight of dumbass holiday makers on their way to the sunny Costa Del Sol or somewhere, WHILE the plane was in in the air.

While I have no time for package holiday sheep, the fact is that if it wasn’t for basic physics, this selfie posing turd would now be a mass murderer.

At a mighty twenty-five years old she also seems to be an alcoholic which is sad but now a fact of life……living at home drinking her worthless existence away.

Chole you are indeed my cunt of the week….so far.

Nominated by Spanky Mc Spank

An outsize bloomers with generous gusset, and full incontinence protection please for fatarse entitled Labour front bencher Emily Thornberry please who claims her party (such as it is) would be “off their rockers” if they don’t back Remain:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/shadow-foreign-secretary-emily-thornberry-labour-would-be-off-our-rockers-if-we-didnt-pursue-remain-a4202456.html

The stupid cunt – and judging by the photo it looks as if they really have put lipstick on a pig, came to her latest conclusions after visiting Australia – has nobody told the outside cunt that Australia ISN’T in the EU and their views on it are neither here nor there.

The Labour wankers have been globetrotting. Lammy has been having his jollies in Canada where he reached the conclusion that cannabis should be legalised – no doubt he has friends who use it to cope with the various tragedies Lammy seems to know all about, which he encounters every day he waddles round his constituency.

I just hope our political window lickers have been giving Johnny Foreigner some hearty laughs – Norman Wisdom might be dead but his spirit lives on in Lammy and Hattie Jacques in Thornberry.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Celebrity travelogues and in particular Judy fucking Dench being winched up trees in Borneo. What the fuck? How does an elderly luvvie enhance our knowledge of wild creatures? Why not use a qualified naturalist? Dench should stick to wooden performances as Judy Dench. Or sit in a chair stinking of piss and cabbage.
We have had Caroline Quentin’s Cornwall. Some other fucker walking in Wales. 2 fucking luvvies fucking about on canals. Martin Clunes in America, although Clunes does have some wit and sparkle. Bradley Walsh adding to our knowledge of the Southern States.
All bollocks. Bring back Alan Wicker. The cunt.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Not just war stories, but tales of hardship, endeavour, resistance and downright bravery….some generations are (un) luckier than others in that fate deals them a hand where they are forced to experience the harshest of situations, to wit; WW1, WW2, The Great Depression, rationing….even modern times can be categorised with noteworthy examples, the three day week, seventies blackouts, The Falklands War, The Gulf War, Northern Ireland, Iraq, Afghanistan, you get the picture.
Even I can claim involvement in some of these examples. The millennial generation, or a large portion of it, are really scraping the barrel though.
Scanning the internet in an attempt to wind myself up proved fruitful this morn.
Check out the story below.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7225319/Make-artist-left-agonizing-margarita-burn-hand-squeezing-18-limes.html

This absolute fucker thought her tale a worthy example of her Spartanlike bravery.
Amber Prepchuk of Edmonton went away for a week at a lake house with her “girlfriends”, having prepared margaritas and squeezing limes, by hand, she woke two days later suffering burns on her hands from the lime juice.

“It was excruciating” she said.

“I’m a tough cookie, I can handle pain but I woke up crying my eyes out”

When you view the link, prepare yourselves, the pictures of her injuries are nothing short of horrific. Make sure there are no children present.

Amber, you are a fucking Trojan.
Your tale is up there with surviving the Second Battle of Ypres.

You cunt.

Nominated by HenryV