Dropped my daughter off at the local airport the other day, parked up, got out, got her suitcase out, said goodbye, got back in and drove off. About two minutes, tops. Cost me a fucking quid! You fucking robbing cunts. You charge for a fucking trolley to carry your bags on, you charge a bastard fortune for your long/short-term parking and you have that fucking gall to charge people for stopping for two minutes to drop someone off? Jesus-H-Christ!!!! What next? A charge for walking through the fucking doors? I’d like to have the cunt that come up with this money-making scam in the back of my ambulance. ‘Pain relief’? ‘Yeah – a Paracetamol’ll cost you a quid, you thieving cunt’.

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

Posh bitch Amber, fanatical remoaner and lover of the EU has suddenly changed her mind!

Now she is totally behind Boris and prepared to accept a no deal Brexit. I wonder what has prompted this old scrubber to turn her skirts?

She hasn’t got a hope of holding on to her cabinet job but I suspect she is more concerned about her wafer thin constituency majority ( 346 to be precise)

Yes Amber, they may have imported even more Booshka Booshkas into Hastings since the last time but they won’t be voting for you will they?

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Talking of useless politicians, I’m nominating Gordon Brown. Today (Monday 22nd July) Brown has decided to throw a shit bomb at the Tory leadership election by telling an audience at the Institute for Public Policy Research that, “More people voted for Ed Balls on Strictly than for our next Prime Minister.” Wow. Just, wow. This guy really has a very short memory, because he’s the guy who steamrollered his way into Number 10, rather than allow a democratic leadership election in the Labour party after traitor Blair quit. Can you spell ‘hypocrite’ Gordon? And the reason he wouldn’t allow an election, is because Brown considered it to be “his turn” to be Prime Minister.

After Treason May, Brown was the worst PM this country has had to suffer for decades. Come to that, he wasn’t much cop as Chancellor either. Remember how he announced that he was selling off a large portion of the UK’s gold reserves in advance? Thereby ensuring that the price of gold dropped through the floor? Iron Chancellor my arse. Keep your mouth Brown, tens of thousands of Tories have voted for Boris to lead the Tory party, and become our next PM. NOBODY voted for you.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Pre-emptive strikes – or to be more precise, pre-emptive resignations.

Yesterday, following hot on the heels of recently honoured cunt Spreadsheet Phil, Sir Alan Duncan went a stage further than threatening and actually resigned from the government that hasn’t been formed yet because he can’t serve under the leader who hasn’t actually been elected yet.

His reason? So he can table a motion of no confidence in his own party presumably because they might actually elect a leader by an overwhelming majority who doesn’t agree with him.

Ignoring the fact that only the Leader of the Opposition can table a no confidence motion, how can anybody be so totally stupid as to want a no confidence motion in a government that hasn’t been formed yet?

Surely he should now resign from the Conservative Party as he refuses to respect the majority wishes of the membership. No? Well, what would you expect from a remainer?

Siralan, you are a cunt

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

Alan Duncan is deserving of a cunting. I’m sure he’s been nominated before, but he definitely deserves another one.

Today, (Monday 22 July) Duncan has resigned as Foreign Minister, because he can’t bear the thought of being a member of a Boris Johnson government. What a drama queen. Apparently, he’s also sulking because that other monumental cunt, Bercow, turned down his request to make a statement in parliament. I think we can safely assume that his statement would have been nothing more than an anti-Boris rant. So for once, Bercow has actually done us a favour.

This guy is so full of his own importance he’s almost a caricature of himself. Why would he even assume that Boris would want him as a Minister in his government? I wouldn’t even give him a job as tea boy. If the thought of Boris is so repulsive to him, why not just quit as an MP? Oh yes, the overly generous salary, plus expenses, that’s why. This jumped up little cockwomble really needs taking down a peg or ten. He really isn’t that big a loss anyway.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Some fucker has been elected leader of the LibDems.

I imagine the stink of piss and cabbage from Vince is getting to them. She is going to stop Brexit apparently. She is also going to be the next PM, or so she says.

‘Go back to your constituencies and prepare for office’

That was the equally deluded chant of these fuckers way back when.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The Liberal Democrats must be the most inappropriately named party in British politics. They are neither liberal nor democratic.

Yesterday some cunt we’ve never heard was made leader in an election nobody noticed. And now this deluded idiot reckons she’s going to be the next Prime Minister. Nigel Farage has more chance of being the next Prime Minister. Just look what a fuck up these tossers made last time they were in government.

Welcome to the Peoples’ Democratic Republic of Great Britain…

Nominated by Dioclese