Michael Parkinson (4)

Professional Yorkshireman Sir Michael Parkinson is massive bore. I see he is making a comeback on the telly selling Yorkshire Tea to follow his smash hit flogging insurance to confused old dears.

You can stuff your free Parker pen up your arse Parky.

What really pisses me off about this cunt is that he got his knighthood for 30 years on the fucking BBC sticking his tongue up celebrity arseholes. Did this creepy tosser ever ask a penetrating question in his life? All he ever goes on about is fucking Yorkshire, fucking Barnsley and Dickie fucking Bird. Don’t ever mention Gene Kelly or Muhammed Ali when this cunt is about or he’ll bore you to death.

Fuck right off Parky you wanker.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Samantha Bee

Every fucker who voted for Brexit or Trump is a Nazi! That’s the go-to response of any libtard snowflake when they don’t get their own way!

In fact one yank (so-called) libbo comedienne Samantha Bee (nope, I’d never heard of her either) had a dig at young attendees of the CPAC convention (The Conservative Political Action Conference) by shouting “Nazi Haircut! Nazi Haircut!” at CPAC footage whenever a young white male appeared on the screen that didn’t look like some beardy hipster cunt (i.e. clean shaven and a well groomed haircut).

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/03/09/full-frontal-host-samantha-bee-sorry-for-mocking-cancer-patients-nazi-haircut.amp.html

The story, however, only came to light after one of the boys labelled “Nazi!” turned out to have stage 4 brain cancer.

Whether the boy had cancer or not – tragic as that may be – is irrelevant to me. What gives this cunt the right to call anyone a “Nazi!” from just looking at some stock footage of a convention? Oh that’s right, because it was a “Conservative” convention and conservatives are fair game these days in the land of the liberal facists!

However, what would happen if there was a libbo snowflake convention and while reviewing the stock footage…

Every time a non-munter pretty libbo lady (a rare commodity it has to be said) came on-screen and the joke was to shout “WHORE!”?

Evertime a black man in a baseball cap appeared the joke was to shout “DRUG DEALER!”?

Or everytime a “peaceful” cunt appeared in a doylie hat and beard or a hijab and the joke was to shout “BOMB MAKER!”?

How do you think neo-liberal facists would respond to that! Exactly there’d be riots across the whole fucking nation!

But because it’s said by a libbo bint and is attacking anyone with a conservative point of view then that makes it all right then, and the libbo press and media excuse it off as a bit of “high jinks”.

Well Samantha Bee, it is NOT alright and you, and your vacuous TV programme deserve a thorough cunting! Consider this your nomination!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

Greenpeace

I have to cunt Greenpeace.
Greenpeace, in the shape of a young man I assume was (hopefully) a foreign student, knocked on my door the other evening looking for a monthly donation.
Not four pounds a month…
Not five pounds a month…
Nope, his recommendation was the “average” monthly donation, by direct debit naturally, of twenty pounds a month.
Twenty Quid? Fuck off! That’s my bike petrol fund…

I’m told Greenpeace own a fleet of Land Rovers by the way.

U2 (2)

U2 are cunts…

The cuntitude of their frontman is legendary… But this latest stunt really is taking the piss…In 2007 their ‘Joshua Tree’ album was reissued as a ’20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition’… This contained unreleased and rare tracks, DVDs etc and was reasonably priced.

Fast forward to 2017: and a ’30th Anniversary Deluxe Edition’ is coming out… It’s the same as the 2007 one (without the DVD and some new flash packaging) with (it says) ’25 unreleased tracks’… 18 of the tracks are from a live concert recorded in 1987, and the other 7 are ‘new remixes’ of Joshua Tree tracks… And the price for this ‘new’ set borders on the obscene… For a live CD and a few pointless remixes… Cunts….

Nominated by Norman.

Saturday Night Live

Saturday Night Live needs a cunting.

Gone are the days of Chase, Aykroyd, Belsushi and Murray… It is a now just a libtard mongfest full of snowflake propaganda and unfunny cunts who masquerade as comedy actors… The tiresome ‘diverse’ cast (fat unfunny woman, fat black bloke, gay dude etc) are only there because they tick PC boxes, and an array of Hollywood celbricunts/slags (Perry, Johansson, Gaga… You know the type): again trying to be ‘funny’ and failing, and making out that a Tinsletown slapper can be a political animal (that is the only funny bit about it)… All these cunts: who have flashed their tits all over the web, done advertising deals with companies not exactly known for their ethics, and had more dicks than the ‘good night’ parts of ‘Laugh-In’… Yet they call Trump a bastard and have a go at his daughter.

What makes SNL, and the cunts that guest on it, believe they are any better?… Cunts.