Dog Shit [3]

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Dog owners/walkers who don’t pick up fido’s shit are cunts.

I feel quite lucky to live in a small village on the edge of the Lincolnshire Wolds. Population under 900. There are loads of public footpaths through field and woods and even along a small river.

At a guess I would say that a quarter of the population including myself are dog owners. Farmers working dogs, shooters hunting dogs, a very elderly lady 80+ with her collie which looks older than she does, other single pensioners mainly women with their toy sized mutts and me with my Jack cross. (mad as a basket of frogs he is chases any thing from ducks squirrels and leaves).

I reckon that 80% pick up fido’s shit religiously; quite right too. Sadly simple maths means that about 40 cunts don’t and that is a lot of shit being left and ignored. That is a cunt. what the fuck is wrong with these dirty lazy idle bastards?

I don’t know but what I do know is they are fucking cunts.

Link below is just a story about my moan not relative to my particular area but just in support of my thoughts on these cunts.

https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/council-dog-owners-poo-mess-2627037

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

Comic Relief (6)

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Be fair… it’s shit isn’t it?

Every year the chuggers wheel out a load a load of puerile, cheap telly courtesy of the BBC. It ain’t funny, it’s just a load of people arsing about to part us from our hard earned cash. Nationalised chugging persuading us to give money to spongers, third world dictators and people in famine and war zones breeding children when they should know better. How do they manage it? Anorexics don’t have children – their bits shut down. So how the fuck do they manage it in these third world shit holes?

As if we don’t pay enough in taxes in contributions to the overseas aid budget the biggest bunch of left-on virtue seeking wankers appears on our screens and airways, telling us to part with even more of our dosh.

Dick heads drive their cars around with stupid plastic appendages attached to the grill and others dress in fancy dress crap or bake cakes for ‘good causes’.

And do you know what really pisses me off about Red Nose Day? The fact that my grandchildren will be forced to join in at school today by a load of leftie teachers. Nobody should be forced to join in this shit or indoctrinated with propaganda in the schoolroom. Nobody. It’s not right.

Last year I made Mrs D a promise. I’ll donate £10 for, every time they make me laugh. Seemed fair and reasonable.

This year I’ll give them the same as I gave them last year. Sweet fuck all because, let’s me be honest, woke killed comedy and these cunts frankly just ain’t funny…

Nominated by Dioclese

Welsh, Gifted and Black

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Identity: What does it mean to be Welsh?

Well, according to the BBC, black, innit.

This particular black family from London temporarily living in rural Wales were so Welsh that:

”It was difficult finding anyone who knew how to work with afro-textured hair so a hairdresser from over the border in Hereford would travel to see the family at home, her mother, who remains in the family home, found a man in Bristol who could order in Jamaican ingredients, and finding somewhere that stocked her favourite Caribbean drink sarsaparilla was a regular mission.”

Didnt think to try Cardiff were we have black people who are really Welsh not some London cunts looking for racism? Perhaps we should ship black hairdressers to Brecon cos she’s entitled, innit.

This fucker lived in Wales for 9 years. That does not make her Welsh. I have lived in England for longer than I lived in my birth country. That does not make me English. However, not being black, I have no problem with being asked where I am from.

Why do these cunts always have a chip on their shoulder?

No Welshism from English cunts please.

Chiggun. With faggots and peas. (culturally appropriated from the West Country)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60590685

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe (2)

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Thank fuck this silly tart has been released. Perhaps we won’t have to put up with her fucking husband giving his woe is me speech. I have no doubt she will go back to Iran at some point and the dozy cow will get arrested (again) and locked up again.

Suggestion for hubby, fucking grow a pair and tell her no more visits to the mad mullahs.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10618677/Nazanin-Zaghari-Ratcliffe-released-Iran.html

Nominated by Cuntymort

Seconded by: Fuglyucker

https://a.msn.com/r/2/AAVbbeq?m=en-gb&referrerID=InAppShare

Nazanine Razzy Ratcliff/ whatever the fuck is back, i have been sick of hearing this cunts name for the last 6 years, she,s back she wants a week of privacy to try and reconnect with her family and then she,s going to be ear fucking us all for the next 7 years im sure.

700 million pounds down and we have back our new immigrant who isnt even a Brit ffs, she has gone over to that fly blown shit hole, allegedly spied, spread propaganda [ all denied of course ] got locked up, no smoke without fire i think and now her husband, who has been spanking the monkey for 6 years is reunited [ i hope she is worth it] how long till the divorce i wonder.

This fucker will be on the news non stop, i wonder how long it will be before she announces she is going back there, money well spent, excuses about paying debts for tanks in the 70,s is how bungling Boris is spinning this story, add it to the council tax scare crow boy.

Well im so pleased we have her back, fucking ecstatic, ffs, welcome back to our new cunt…..

Kate Garraway [4]

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Cunters for your condemnation I give you this dozy tart. She seems determined to not shut the fuck up about Dereck fucking Draper. FFS enough already it’s sad he got Covid but give it a fucking rest can you?

There are now apparently six million dead world wide due to this pandemic. Thank your lucky stars he is still alive There are plenty who did not even get the chance to say goodbye to their nearest and dearest.

Count your fucking blessings love he is still alive.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Seconded by: Spanky Mc Spank

I’ll third that one…I’m sick and tired of this dozy woman seeking publicity from this whole thing. Sure what has happened is sad for the fella but FFS woman, give it a rest and crawl back under your rock will you?

If you read the comment in the Daily Fail (they seem to sponsor this charade) you’ll see that EVERYONE is sick and fucking tired of this pair.

Fuck of Kate.