P&O Ferries

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P&O Ferries – Aka Piss Off Customers & Employees Ferries.

What a shambles this company is. Took loads of furlough money even though their head office is located in another region (Cheers Sunak – Chancellor of Fraud & Giveaways Dept), relocated their head office because of Brexit and then sacked the entire workforce (only the British ones) and then blamed unions (yeah because the French unions are a bastion of light compared to our toothless self featherers). In the process fucking their customers holidays up and saying you should make alternative plans???? Huh…. That’s why they paid you clowns for you are as much of a disgrace as that shitty RyanAir shite.

Cunts!

https://www.poferries.com/en#route – fancy booking a trip to no where? Go to this one.

MSN Link – backstory

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

Seconded with additional link provided by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Seconded. The cunts had bus loads of foreign ‘agency’ workers waiting at the docks in Hull. They boarded as soon as the rightful employees left, after a day’s sit down on the boat. Ironically named ‘The Pride of Hull’

They also abandoned people who had sailed to the continent, even though they must have known they were suspending sailings when the tickets were bought.

These cunts are Arab owned. No doubt they will staff the boats with 3rd world workers. Probably those that havent been killed or maimed building World Cup stadia.

Filthy Arab cunts.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-60794951

Lent

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Lent – another four-letter word

I don´t know if Protestants and other heretics observe Lent but it´s the only time I feel any sympathy with Moslems who fast for 30 days. That´s easy compared with what we Papes have to put up with. A minimum of 40 days and often it lasts longer. No drinking, no Internet porn, no arguing with wife, daily mass, fasting, giving my hard-earned cash to worthless scumbags. It´s all down there, chiselled in stone so I have no choice.

Still there´s Easter to look forward to – that is if it ever comes. An English Catholic writer called Caryll Houselander once said that she was surprised at how quickly Lent passed and hinted that it should be longer so we could enjoy our suffering more. She must have been on speed or something.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Bono [17]

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My fellow Cunters,
For your Cuntsideration:

Bono and his “Poem” for Ukraine.

Daily Fail Link.

(Apologies for long link-“aaaht @ abaaaht” with an ancient mobile)

A “Top o’ da mornin’, “Dere’s more-to-Oiiiiiirlaaand-dan-dis” cunting please, for IsAC’s favourite Oirish intellectual midget.

What has the 5’ 2” “tower of woke bullshit” done now?
Written a primary school standard ditty, calling Putin a “Psycho” and a snake, whilst Zelensky is Saint Patrick, driving him out?

Bob Dylan must be shitting himself, with a lyrical “giant” like Bonovox, in the industry.

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

An extra stanza also provided by our literary corresponded, Cuntfinder General:

For the convenience of Cunters:

Oh, St Patrick he drove out the snakes
With his prayers but that’s not all it takes
For the snake symbolises
An evil that rises
And hides in your heart, as it breaks
And the evil has risen my friends
From the darkness that lives in some men
But in sorrow and fear
That’s when saints can appear
To drive out those old snakes once again
And they struggle for us to be free
From the psycho in this human family
Ireland’s sorrow and pain
Is now the Ukraine
And St Patrick’s name now Zelenskiy

Interfering Wankers

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Interfering Wankers

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/07/hailed-as-heroes-scottish-gardeners-who-rescued-trio-from-ukraine

These people who go barrelling into conflict zones to “do good” are a fucking liability…had they been shot or taken hostage no doubt there would have been a Twitter clamour to make them into national heroes…when,in fact, they have no business being there in the first place.

I’m afraid I also include in this Cunting those British people who have rushed to join in the fight against Russia…unless they have military experience,they will probably be nothing but a liability. Although I’m sure that some are doing it with the best of intentions,I suspect that some made hysterical claims on Facebook, or the like, and now find it difficult to back out.

These untrained and unprepared people are nothing but Terry Waite-types and idealistic fantasists in the main.

Nominated by Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Hugh Grant [7]

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Another nomination for that hoity-toity-upper-class-twit, pansy, and waste of skin that is Hugh Grant.

Here we all are, us plebs at least, facing a looming cost of living crisis thanks mainly to the Chinks and already escalating fuel prices and then, on top of all that, the Ivans are trying to kick start WW3 causing sanctions on oil and gas supplies engendering stratospherically high fuel prices in the absence of any reliable home based energy fall back strategy in the U.K. and mainly due to the non-democratic implementation of Net Zero goals by the Government. In the face of the Net Zero debacle a certain Mr Nigel Farage has begun campaigning for a referendum on the issue (started before Mad Putin went full tonto). Grants response? “Go fuck yourself!”

Waste of skin doesn’t even begin to adequately describe this over privileged, talentless, narcissistic wanker. He won’t be left wondering if he can manage to afford to keep warm by getting fed from food banks, not paying the council tax and heating one room in the house.

Does he have links to any of the oligarchs? Can we sanction this cunt as well please to let him experience a little “reality”.

Yahoo News Link.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by: Mikdys

Seconded by: Lord of the Rings

None of these overpaid virtue signalling cunts live in the real world.

Put them in a council house on £25grand/year. No accountant to avoid income tax, council tax, capital gains tax. Give them shitty internet, leaky windows and rising damp. A 20 yr old vauxhall vectra, make them eat ready meals from Farm foods, and try to heat their luxurious new abode with a 25yr old baxi boiler, rusty rads and a gas fire that sends 80% of it’s heat straight up the sodding chimney. Put reality spy cams in and watch them trying to decide whether they pay their rent, their extortionate energy bill, pay for a clutch in the car or try to order fresh organic Avocados from Waitrose online, only to discover they don’t deliver to the area as it’s too rough.

That or give Grant a flintlock musket, put him in a Napoleonic tunic and ship him to the Ukraine, telling him it’s to shoot a new film…Cunt !