(Smooth Operators. See what I did there? – Day Admin)
Smooth Radio is a load of cunt.
While in the kidney unit, I have had the misfortune to listen to this soulless corporate dogshit. It really is the pits. First off, most of the ‘DJs’ are cunts who aren’t DJs at all. They are all third rate celebrity cunts like Mylene Klass, some tart off Casualty, and the admittedly fit Kirsty Gallagher. Why can’t a radio station employ proper radio presenters?
Then there’s the music. When they play anything good, they cut out entire verses of songs. Just so they can put in more adverts (the usual soulless ‘Ts and Cs apply’ too fast to understand shite). And the rest of it is the same every fucking day. Endless repeats of Fat Reg, Celine Dion, Richard Marx, and it’s always the same bloody songs. I also hate it because they still play that fucking creep (I can’t put on here what I really think he was) Michael Jackson. Every day, Man In The Fucking Mirror.
Smooth Radio? Yeah, smooth as shit…?
Nominated by: Norman




