No they never went away did they. They never went away. We just forgot about them for a while. But now they’re back again, front and centre.

Like a woman it seems we cannot live with them and we cannot live without them.

Well we can live with them but it’s MAD. Mutually Assured Destruction. But is MAD a sane military policy?

I mean they cannot be used because its MAD.-The catastrophe too great. But we cannot get rid of them because that would leave our side defenceless.

That’s the dilemma. That is what I am really cunting. The ‘Catch 22’ situation that we are in.

But you know by the Law of Probability over time they will be used. If we keep them eventually they will be used. So (the argument goes) we have to Unilaterally Disarm. It is our moral duty to do this.

But straight away you think realistically that is so reckless if the other side doesn’t give theirs up.

Round and round it goes…see.

Really what we have to do is get rid of ‘the other side’ so that they become redundant. But once again is that realistic given human nature?

There has been much talk of using ‘tactical nuclear weapons’ in this present conflict. But if you read the literature that is another strategic ‘rabbit hole’ of contradictory thinking.

For If they drop a tactical nuclear bomb do we respond in kind ourselves? Or do we respond with conventional weapons? But that would show weakness on our part.

Wouldn’t it?

But If we respond with a nuclear bomb the escalation to oblivion starts.

Doesn’t it?

My head hurts…

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

(More info on the subject here. Day Admin – Britannica Link )

Jordan Grey..a comedian,according to the article, played the piano with HER penis….fuck me, what an utterly bizarre and ridiculous statement. It does however expose just how far The Emperors New Clothes mindset has penetrated the media and “thinkers” in this Country.

It is just so fucking obviously nonsense.. a “her” could not have a penis.”.Her” is feminine and ownership of a “penis” is masculine. I’m sure there is some way of describing two words that cannot be used together but I’m fucked if I know what it is…Come back,CS,and put me out of my ignorance.

Besides,this sexually-confused “comedian” isn’t even original…I seem to remember Miles Plastic being outraged at the Ukrainian leader playing the piano with his circumcised bell-end months ago.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Foxchaser-Fiddler

Supporting link provided by: Le Cunt

In case you didn’t see it:

Twitter Link

Yikes. Hughie Green didn’t allow this in the 70s.

And here’s another, this time from Mary Hinge

Jordan Gray, transgender “comedian and musician”.

Out of curiosity, I started to watch the new Friday Night Live series on Channel 4, as I used to enjoy it years ago. I missed the beginning and saw Julian Clary, looking ill, bloated and uncomfortable, do a few minutes of stand up, then some woman was in the audience pretending to be Olivia Colman, fuck knows why.

Anyway, that was enough for me and I switched off. Thank God I did and was spared the spectacle of this Gray person suddenly completely stripping off. I’m sure if any man had decided to get his privates out, they would have been handcuffed and in the police van within 5 minutes, but this person seemingly gets a free pass. Other commentators have noted that the clothing appears to fly backwards along the stage, thereby suggesting that the whole thing was staged.

I don’t know who the fuck wants to see stuff like this, or who was consulted beforehand, probably no-one. It would be one thing if the public were saying, yes, more fucking degeneracy please, but it is really just a tiny minority who work in the media.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

For 3 years he did a decent job as manager of Rangers FC up in the Scottish Premier. But then again apart from Celtic and perhaps Aberdeen and Hibs, that particular league is shite. And its no wonder the likes of Rangers and Celtic constantly become league champions year in year out.

Roughly a year ago Gerrard tried his hand at managing English Premier League club, Aston Villa – a sleeping giant of a club with a great history of winning trophies (albeit from 40 odd years ago) and regarded as one of the biggest clubs in England.

11 months on and Gerrard is sacked after yet another defeat by a rampant Fulham by 3-0, leaving the club hovering over the relegation zone.

When Gerrard came on board 11 months ago the Villa fans applauded him not only for his achievements as a former player of Liverpool and England, but also for his good work at Rangers.

That support soon evaporated after disappointing defeat after disappointing
defeat. And over the last few weeks the fans were calling for him to be sacked.

What is really quite surprising is in the old days former players who wanted to manage top flight clubs would first have to pass all their coaching badges and then start at the bottom managing non-league clubs and build on that success until the big boys wanted you.

However ever since the EPL came into being back in 92 it seems former players can simply bypass all the faffing with badges and managing small clubs. Instead they can manage top clubs based purely on their reputation and celebrity status.

But being a good player and competent manager are two totally different things. It also proves how weak the Scottish Premier League is if Rangers can appoint Gerrard – his first managerial role – and continue to win trophies. And yet he soon got found out in the EPL for being completely out of his depth after less than a year in charge.

And the joke was that some fans and media punters saw him as the next manager of Liverpool after Klopp finally moves on.

Just goes to prove that just because you were a legend as a player doesn’t mean you’ll cut the mustard as a manager of a top club without learning the ropes first.

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

(This starving protestor is clearly suffering. Notice the bling and the cheapo mobile phone – probably had to downgrade from an iPhone, poor cow! – Day Admin)

This is a jumbo cunting for scaremongering media cunts.

The BBC are at it constantly(probably sky as well, but i’d rather staple my areshole than turn that on).

Ukraine, cost of living ,covid, Boris,Truss.It’s one thing after another.Yes these things can be a bit rocky, but there isn’t much the viewers can do about it, so why wind everyone up to the point where everyone’s heads start to pop as if we are all in a remake of Scanners!

An article on the BBC has a made up/paid up person moaning like fuck that she can’t afford a xmas dinner and might have to get a Tesco Indian ready meal instead.

Fuck off cunt!. Roast chicken dinner, carrots, potatoes and a couple of hours of cooking time, £5-6 quid.Two ready meals for you and your son £8 quid…your saving money you thick cunt.

BBC.Stop it..wankers..sorry..cunters!!

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Bob

And supported by Foxchaser-Fiddler

I’d like to tack on here…..Some of the ridiculous Money Saving “Hacks”….in this article.

Express News Link

one brilliant tip is to go out less !!..fucking Hell,wish I’d thought of that. Another that I saw was some Cunt recommending leaving the bathroom door open when you have a shower/bath,apparently the steam will help heat your house…aye,and the condensation’ll take the paint off yer ceiling and leave water running down yer walls.

Shove yer clever “hacks” up yer arse.

(Am just waiting for someone to say the cost of living crisis is racist! – Day Admin)

(NOTE: For IsaC regulars in the UK. Don’t forget to put your clocks back 1 hour for GMT in case you were out on the piss last night or in a three-way BDSM session with Lizzo and Ed Sheeran and forgotten! – Day Admin)

Sky (no I don’t pay for it) have been advertising a show where Jamie Redknapp and Harry ‘I don’t know what tax is’ Redknapp, embark on trying to set up interviews with a real life ‘World Cup Xi’, in an effort to put their photos into a ‘Panini sticker’ type book.

The clip showed them meeting Thierry Henry. I think I saw Roberto Carlos. Fair enough. Then it showed Beth Mead.

Beth fucking Mead?

Yes, if folk discuss World Cup ‘legends’, I’m sure Beth Mead is a name that is regularly mentioned.

Get to fuck!

Comedy News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks