One for the ISAC horn section.

Ladies, gentlemen and indeterminate fuckwits, I bring you Brian Nguyen…

https://www.spiked-online.com/2022/11/11/an-overweight-bloke-just-won-a-miss-america-beauty-pageant/

Apparently this fat, ugly cunt is a model. As foulmouthed Scottish comedian Jerry Sadowitz would say, fuck my pubic hair. If that gives you the horn, then you need extensive BBT.*

It’s bad enough mediocre blokes stealing women’s sporting medals. But this was a beauty contest. By no objective standard is fat Brian the best looking one in that group. This is about the judges being ‘inclusive’ and ‘on the right side of History.’ Wankers. Worse, fat Brian has nicked a $7500 scholarship from an actual female teenager.

FYI – the redhead on the right of the photo in the link would swallow that much of my spunk she’d be the same size as fat Brian in six months.

* BBT = Baseball Bat Therapy.

Nominated by: Emperor of East Anglia

I was taking to an old friend today who reminded me of the night I pulled ‘Pamela Anderson.’

He was taking the piss, as for a reason I can’t recall, I’d mentioned beer goggles. I’d told every cunt at the time way back that I’d had a (prime) Pamela Anderson lookalike wanting my cock.

Yes, years ago I’d pulled what I thought was a Baywatch standard bint in a club. I was steaming drunk at the time. I’d probably done 10 -12 pints by that point and a few shots.

Anyway, she gave me her number and said she’d like to meet me when I was sober. I agreed (despite wanting to have my way that very night).

Next afternoon I called her. She seemed surprised but was happy I’d called. We agreed to meet up in a bar the next evening.

I was buzzing and told me mate. I kept saying how fit she was. He laughed and said I must’ve had beer goggles on.

Got to the point where he asked how old I thought she was. My reply? About 22 or 23. He was pissing himself.

I just said he was jealous and went to meet her. I was about 27 at the time.

She was 42 and rank. (And I’m thinking you’re a Brad Pitt lookalike, right? – NA)

I felt fucking awful as I’d got her moist in a bit of text sex.

Upshot was I made some crap excuse about my (long dead) nan having a heart attack and left. And then never replying to her calls and messages until she got the hint.

Beer goggles are a cunt.

Or a boon, short term I suppose!

No link admin, they don’t really exist for this.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Albanian protestors in London today 12th November, demanding that we respect their human rights and relax the laws to allow in thousands of their brethren (could they be relaxed any further?).

Many of them were draped in the Albanian flag, but not the flag of the country where they now reside and demand everything under the sun. Well fuck off back there then, your country needs you.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Supporting links provided by: Komodo

Pissboiling link here:

Daily Mail Link

P.S Given Albania’s WW2 record, neither desecrating Churchill’s memory nor complaining about being called “invaders” would seem appropriate…

https://ww2db.com/country/Albania

And on the same subject there’s this from Fuglyucker

Albanians are cunts, this country is flooded with foreigners who come purely to leech off the system that us muggs pay for, to the point now the the system is completely fucked, and we can’t use it,.

The worst of these fuckers is by far the Albanians, thanks to these Europikies we have sex trafficking rings, drug dealing rings, beggars,pick pockets, ugly slaggs knicking old mens Rolexes thievery, violence, con gangs, lying cheating, fucking hell you can’t even try and sell a car now without Albanians turning up squirting oil in the header tank and exhaust and telling you your engines fucked, so they can get the car cheap, laterally any con these days has something to do with these greasy pieces of shit.

But get this, these fuckers are protesting about rememberence day and how dissatisfied these are about being here and how badly Albania has been treated by the UK.

I have the answer, take your hourds of dishonest crooks and fuck off home you cunts and raise hell at home, fuck off with my blessing…

Mirror News Link

And Uttercunt isn’t happy with the Albanians either

Albanians..
..again.

This is a brief one but set my piss on steam mode.

Albanians draping their rag over Churchill’s statue and making demands.
So the verminous rubbish that is Albanians decided to drape their rag of a flag around Churchill’s statue on remembrance Sunday and demand the home secretary is removed for wanting to deport these illegal scumbags.

They claim they are fleeing persecution but are flying said countries flag. That’s like leaving an alleged abusive relationship and showing off a picture of the person accused and declaring love for them.

They have zero right to be here and all need to be removed fast. Don’t delay beaverbutt , or whatever your name is, get the pukes out. And make sure the Albanian crooked government pays their flights.

Apologies if this has already been covered: I don’t come here too often as it tends to depress me – both the views I agree with and the ones I don’t.

But this has me reaching for the grenade launcher:

Manchester Evening News Link

The poor cunt who, finally overwhelmed by the scale of our unwanted, unwarranted illegal, stress illegal, immigration crisis, finally takes action <i>on his own</i> since no-one else appears to be doing so. Then, in the best tradition of <i>bushido</i> honourably tops himself.

Even the fuzz can’t find links to any organised plot or conspiracy, so why did he do it? It was his “extreme right-wing terrorist ideology”. Wokies please note: this is now the approved term for being murderously pissed off with a shite government’s shite policies. For having been denied any democratic input into the rapidly deteriorating state of the nation. This is now the official police line.

With Spartacus, I declare: “I’m an extreme right-wing terrorist ideologue”.
And proud of it.

And the political police are shameful, degraded, conspiratorial cunts.

Nominated by: Komodo

Is there any lengths this annoying graffiti stencilling Cunt won’t go to tell the world what a right on up to the minute self serving shithead arsehole he is ?

BBC News Link

Boy I can imagine just how grateful the Ukrainian people are for his latest efforts.

Banksy get this you are not an artist, you are a fucking vandal and want locking up for your eyesore stencils, almost as bad are the cunts that fawn over his fucking vandalism as if he were some sort of artist deity.

He’s not he’s a Cunt.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt