(NOTE: For IsaC regulars in the UK. Don’t forget to put your clocks back 1 hour for GMT in case you were out on the piss last night or in a three-way BDSM session with Lizzo and Ed Sheeran and forgotten! – Day Admin)

Sky (no I don’t pay for it) have been advertising a show where Jamie Redknapp and Harry ‘I don’t know what tax is’ Redknapp, embark on trying to set up interviews with a real life ‘World Cup Xi’, in an effort to put their photos into a ‘Panini sticker’ type book.

The clip showed them meeting Thierry Henry. I think I saw Roberto Carlos. Fair enough. Then it showed Beth Mead.

Beth fucking Mead?

Yes, if folk discuss World Cup ‘legends’, I’m sure Beth Mead is a name that is regularly mentioned.

Get to fuck!

Comedy News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Just what goes through the minds of these treasonous bastards?

They would be able to earn a decent wage in the UK, I assume they are all bright, intelligent men. Money does fuck up peoples thought processes on spectacular ways.

They should be thrown in the tower if they ever return, better still fuck off and don’t even think of coming home.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

Admin, this is about the good old Guardian, not the fragrant dislodged Liz.(That’s okay, mate – Day Admin)

Amid the shitshow of recent weeks, at least we know it was all down to Brexit.

”With breathtaking speed, Truss has discredited a more recent political project, one we might call Brexitism: the view that reality, including the laws of economic gravity, can be wished away, so long as you screw your eyes tight shut and believe.”

Well according to the Guardian, anyway. It goes on to enlighten us:-

”The fact that warning voices were vindicated so fully and so quickly should deal Brexitism a fatal blow.”

So there we have it. Half a dozen Islington dwellers are certain that due to Truss Brexit will be reversed. You heard it here first.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(Seems that “Brexit” is now an “ism” and can join all the other hurty words ending in ism that the woke will be offended about – Day Admin)

Us taxpaying cunts, of course.

”Surgery: Women regret overseas cut-price weight loss ops”

”A woman who has been in hospital for five months after having cut-price weight loss surgery abroad said she regrets her decision every day. Emma, 34, from Porthcawl, Bridgend county, said it was “the worst experience of her life”.

Oh dear, too bad, never mind. Except:-

Who the fuck pays for this stupid cunt’s 5 month stay in hospital. At a time when services are stretched to the limit?

I wouldn’t risk a fucking haircut in Turkey never mind having a greasy cunt sucking fat through a tube previously used in a bicycle.

Fucking morons like this who find out that surgery in Turkey is cheap for a very good reason should pay for their treatment when they return. Cunts.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

While the Tory shite storm is in full blast a lot of ISACS traditional cunts are getting somewhat overlooked. To wit paedos are still popping out of the woodwork left right and centre. Football coaches, gymnastic coaches, Vicars and Youth Workers and Old Bill: the list seems endless.

Must give a shout out to Head Masters, in this case one Thomas Singleton, Head of a primary school naturally and was also its “Safeguarding Lead” who to be fair took his subject very seriously and did his homework. Upwards of a million images and membership of paedo groups and chatlines. Upshot being he is now doing six years post grad study and no doubt enjoying his time at His Majesty’s Pleasure immensely.

“His house was filled with a large and disturbing collection of items…”

ITV News Link

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke