are a cunt.
There they are like clockwork. They all look like Teachers or ‘Self-Employed’ ie self-important Cunts, forming a blockade around the poor minimum wage-tasked factotum doing the yellow stickers. Picking the items up and turning them over again and again, as if they’re expecting the price to go magically down even further by that act. “Tarquin and Jocasta, do you want this organic vegan hemp tofu tart for your picnic tomorrow?”
Because let’s be honest, the ‘reduced’ shelf is always at least half the ‘vegan’ SHITE that they can’t sell, despite being paid to push it.
Nominated by WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm, link by Pubis mons.
Teachers or ‘Self-Employed’ ie self-important Cunts…
Whoa there, don’t pigeon hole me into a group with people called tarquin..
Especially for trying to purchase vegetable chips and rice cakes..
I wouldn’t feed that to a starving rat..
Im an English mug taxpayer, I pay full price for everything..
Haggling is for foreign types..
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Ps saw the video of andy tatlock, the brown goblin and shiny head pat filling shelves at sainsbury.
If I took those three quares to work with me, I would have to put the fuckers out of their misery by 11 o’clock..
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im Self important and self employed,
and i do this.
in Morrisons.
The bakery bit bags up these crusty rolls and breakfast pastries and sells em for a quid!
Right bargain.
Dont look on any of the other reduced sections though.
im not a dosser.
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if your vegan and on your uppers polystrene packing foam makes a inexpensive alternative to rice cakes.
youd be hard pushed to tell the difference.
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Speaking of middle class gone off shelf hoggers:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2026/aug/26/andy-burnham-labour-neets-youth-unemployment-work-placements-ofgem-energy-bills-reform-jenrick-latest-news-updates
They should have got Gonzo to fill the bacon, ham and booze shelves.
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It’s quite revealing to notice that the only one of those three who didn’t look out of place in those photos, was Suckdick.
A little snapshot of the maximum level that little cunt should have reached in a sane society.
The other two just look like they’re winging it.
Much like their real jobs.
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Whoops! Hhmm don’t know about Tarquin et al but they’d be hard pressed around here for the reduced items, they’re exclusively for the peaceful/local workshy brigade who are in the front row squabbling like rucking deer ✔️… good entertainment though for a few minutes 😁
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It’s an outrage!
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A New Jersey diner has been forced to apologise to a disabled woman.
They brought her dessert with the words
‘Happy Birthday Wheelchair”
to the table.😁
Ms Sinabaldi was deeply upset and said
” when i saw what theyd wrote i started to spasm.”
it was at this point i stopped reading the article and had to go put on clean undercrackers😆
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People are too fussy about food and they take the pessimistic sell by dates too seriously.
If it looks OK then buy it and eat it.
What fucking difference does it make if a tin has a dent in it?
There are cunts that go through their own fridges at home and chuck out anything which is a day past its date.
There is a gypsy butchers near me that will sell you 5 chickens for 5 euros if you are lucky with the day you go there.
He knows that he has to shift them quick and they are perfectly good for a barbecue.
I wouldn’t buy any vegan food no matter how cheap it was.
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