Once again woke infects British life.

Old jug ears wants to put “refugees and The NHS” at the centre of his coronation. If he made it a point to highlight how one has a negative impact on the other; what with imported disease, terrorism, being injured from sitting in a dinghy and violent crime – not to mention costly births from the breeding of these people, then I’d be right behind him.

The fact I know someone at death’s door with cancer, yet struggles to get a doctors appointment shows the NHS needs reform and the immediate sacking of managers. Hardly something to be celebrated right now.

Can’t the powers that be know all we want to do is wave a Union Flag, enjoy the pomp and ceremony, have a bank holiday and piss up?! Or rant at how we hate The Monarchy. It’s our choice; stop ramming this shit down our throats!

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Nominated by: Fortress Cuntimus

And seconded by : Cuntologist

May I be so bold as to second this.

It looks like we’re in for three days of coronation events (pure guff) on Saturday May 6, Sunday May 7 and Monday May 8.

The Sun threatens that they’ll be rolling out Brian May, the Spice Girls, Ed Sheeran and more.

Talk TV mentioned that there might be some events around the NHS, refugees and LGBTQ+.

Why stop there? Why not have Klaus Schwab in a duet with Elton? Please fgs, no to all this.

The Sun

Just go to the Abbey/Church/Cathedral, whatever, says your vows, let the Archbishop say his mumbo jumbo and stick the crown on – done.

Could be done in 1 hour tops; 10 mins slow drive there or even better use a kick scooter, 40 mins mumbo jumbo ritual, then back to Buck Pal. Now that is what I call a pared back coronation.

Talk TV said Harry might even end up commentating on the coronation on NBC or some other US channel. What about our mental health?!

Tessa ‘I’m a Doctor, don’t you know’ Dunlop is, so I’m told, a historian, journalist and broadcaster.

She’s also seemly ubiquitous, popping up just about anywhere in the media these days to give us her considered opinion on any subject under the sun (often, quite coincidentally, with a new book to punt at the same time; who’d have thought it).

Now that’s fair enough, I suppose, but what really grates on me about this professional gobshite is her attitude. She’s very often rude, condescending, and sometimes downright loud and aggressive to anyone who has the temerity to disagree with her. Here she is in full on ‘passive-aggressive’ mode with that most affable of presenters, Laurence Fox;

Now just imagine her outrage, and that of the sisterhood, if the roles here had been reversed. You’d have heard the cries of ‘bullying!!’ and ‘misogyny!!’ from here to Timbuktu. A bit of misandry and spite against the mild-mannered and inoffensive Fox is alright though.

Dunlop is obviously an educated woman, but all too often, her ‘go to’ method in any discussion is to bluster and abuse when she can’t get her way. If I tune in to anything these days and find that she’s ‘one of the panel’, it’s an instant turn-off for me. Life’s too short to watch some loud and unpleasant cow getting her knickers in a twist.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

Rishi promised to stop the small boats, well 2023 is here and so are the boats, hundreds have arrive since the new year, it’s not going well.

To the substance of the cunting, an Afghan cunt who arrived claiming to be 14, real age 19/20, has been convicted of murder after stabbing someone in Bournemouth, it was also revealed that this cunt had shot and killed two people in Serbia.

How many more are already here with similar backgrounds and how many more incidents will it take before these cunts are just removed, no claim accepted, no appeal allowed.

It appears that he tried his luck in Norway and was told to fuck off, we are just fucking mugs.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by : Sick of it

Lives in the Wild – Ch5. Ben Fogle.(TV Programme – Day Admin)

Not really a cunting for Ben Fogle himself.
Mrs Cunter calls him “that posh twat” but despite him always wearing shorts I think that he is a good presenter and his programmes are entertaining.

He always gets stuck into any hard work that he is asked to do.
It’s a bit harsh to judge him on his Surrey accent and his predilection for showing his knees.

He goes to meet people that have allegedly decided to drop out of the rat race and live off grid. Day’s away from the nearest civilisation (Must be Sheffield then – DA).

But he never asks the very important question, “So here you are, with no electricity or Internet, two day’s walk from any living person. Tell me….. How did you hear about my programme and how did you contact the producers to be a part of it?”.

He meets people whose only contact with the outside world is an aged mobile phone, charged through a solar panel.

“So if you have turned your back on society who has your mobile contract, how do the monthly bills get paid or if it’s pay as you go, how do you top it up?”

There has to be a bank account somewhere.

“When you get a tooth cavity where do you go to get it filled and how do you pay?”

“How come that we are in deepest Alaska and you have just made me a coffee?”

I don’t believe for one minute that these people are truly off grid.

Many thousands of year’s ago people would have to live in those conditions, they would have to survive on berries, fruit and nuts, but they would have been sickly and die young.

The people that Ben goes to see are just scruffy dossers who live in ramshackle dumps because they don’t want to pay the majority of the bills that normal people get.

There is nothing brave or pioneering about them.

Ben, sort yourself out and start telling it like it is.
Expose these smelly, unwashed wasters for what they are.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

City of York Council have spent £1,000,000 on two… guess what…

Leisure Centres?

Nope.

Schools?

Nah.

Erm…recruiting more bobbies on the beat?

Lol. Don’t be silly.

No, they’ve spunked it on 2 bin lorries. And they don’t even work in the rain.

You see, they spunked £500,000 each on two bin lorries that were fully electric to stop Greta crying. The fact the cunting things were out of service most of the time for a year isn’t a big issue for the council.

You see, they bought 12 ‘green’ bin lorries, but only two fully leccy ones. The manufacturer paid for (no doubt diesel) replacement vehicles while they worked out how to fix the (many) faults.

Just skirt over the fact you’re spunking 500k of residents money on a single bin lorry then?

Oh don’t worry, York constituents. They plan on spending more of your hard earned money on making all of the bin lorries fully leccy soon.

£6 million on bin lorries.

I wonder how Greta got to be a multi millionaire at 18 with no qualifications whatsoever, eh?

The Climate Change ‘Emergency’ is the biggest grift in history. A lot of cunts getting rich by saying the weather isn’t perfect…without even saying what weather they actually want, of course.

It’s all grift and backhanders.

Cunts.

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks