My fellow cunters, news from the moral high ground occupied by everyone’s favourite journal of hypocrisy.

What is it this time, you ask? Lambasting the rich for using tax avoidance schemes whilst using, er, tax avoidance schemes? Criticising companies for employing unpaid interns whilst employing, er, unpaid interns? No, its the card that trumps all others, race of course, and this time it’s been played against the Graun. Oh shit.

You see, embarrassed by their founder making a mint out of slavery, the Graun set about making amends by preparing a set of podcasts on the subject. But three chippy soots they employed to research the matter have bitten the hand that feeds them and published a letter accusing them of institutional racism and not taking the issue seriously. The letter is full of wokeisms straight out of the Graun’s own lexicon – whitewash, passive-aggressive, editorial whiteness, microaggressions, colourism (that’s a new one – must be the Graun’s word of the week). Was justice ever so poetic?

It’ll be fun to watch them clinging on to their £1.3billion when the podcasts are aired and the tree-swingers start baying ‘reparations’.

Spectator Link.

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Today I witnessed one of the most ridiculous and pathetic things I have ever seen.
In the dialysis unit today the Doctor was doing his rounds. Next to me in the ward was this P@k! woman (the one with the loud phone with the shitty Bollywood music). And naturally she claimed not to speak any English. The Doctor was bending over backwards and the woman couldn’t even understand the most basic of questions. And, as there was no interpreter handy, the Doc really struggled.

But what was ridiculous and pathetic was that the Doc was trying to translate on his phone and then speak to her, only she didn’t give a shit. A fucking kidney specialist tip toeing around some foreign cunt because they simply couldn’t be arsed to learn English in all the years she has been here.

What the Doctor should have said was ‘If you can’t be arsed to learn the language, then I can’t be arsed speaking to you’. But, of course, he didn’t. Classic case of the tail wagging the dog. A professional man crawling to some uncooperative waste of space who has never done a days work in this country.

This twat is in her 60s, so she has had years (if not decades) to learn the language. But although these types are lazy thick as pigshit freeloading cunts, the government is also to blame. It should be compulsory for migrants to learn English, and if they haven’t (or won’t) mastered it within a year, they should be kicked out.

I lived in Germany for two years when I was 18/19, and it only took me a couple of months to learn basic German. Yet these fuckers are here for decades, and they don’t bother to either integrate or adapt.

A few years ago, a friend of mine lost his wife (through illness) and then his job, and he had to go on all these ‘mandatory’ and pointless courses with cunts like Groundwork and Seetec in case he got sanctioned. Yet these bastards get a free pass and there is never any mandatory learning for them, is there?

Then to really take the piss, the bitch blathered on in her own language on her very loud iPhone for the best part on a hour as I tried to get a kip.

No link, just my own astonishment and turning stomach.

Nominated by: Norman

(Had the doc lost his rag he would have been disciplined on a charge of racism. Perhaps that’s what the old bag wanted to happen! – Day Admin)

Daily Fail Link.

Well, we’ve all heard of Alice Springs, more or less the geographical centre of Australia and heavily dependent on tourism. I stumbled upon a thing on YouTube a couple of weeks ago about some explosion of yoof crime……fucking kids going around smashing up shops, breaking into people’s houses, nicking cars and smashing them into other cars and the police can do nothing about it. Businesses are moving out and the tourists ain’t coming anymore.

It took some digging but I found out that the yoof concerned are what they call “indigenous”. Yeah……Abos to you and me. Oh how familiar does this sound? Coppers can’t touch these sc*mbags because they are terrified of being accused of…….you know what.

It got even more familiar when the ABC, the equivalent of our own much loved BBC , reported on a meeting of 3000 residents and managed to quote three wokie fuckwits blubbering on about “white supremacy” and the inevitable R word. There you go…….even in a town of 26000 people, in the middle of fucking nowhere, you can’t get away from the wokies.

We are fucked….our time is over.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

An innocent workman was killed by a telescopic public urinal in Cambridge Circus, London, whilst he was trying to repair it below ground.

For many years major cities had public toilets for men and women, many of which were masterpieces of Victorian construction and despite many being subterranean, for decades, they were a safe haven for anyone looking for bladder relief and a “wash and brush up”.

Once the Gay community (now lauded for being brave and strong) realised they were an ideal hunting ground, endorsed by our former leader Charles Lynton, most Councils wisely chose to close them down in the interests of public safety.

Another example of diversity being our strength. If the original toilets were still available, there would be no need for pop up urinals (very unfair to wimminz and the deceased workman) and there would be more toilets available in cities for those in need.

A great legacy from our alphabet friends, who now should have C added to their alphabetical list to celebrate the fact that they are indeed CUNTS.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Sir Cuntalot

And supported by: Komodo

Some conveniences may have been closed because of The Gayness, but most were closed because councils had other things to do with our money. Like promoting The Gayness, indeed.

BBC News Link 2

This started before 2010, though, and probably under Blair, who had grounds to feel embarrassment every time he used one…

Over the last few days and weeks I’ve been watching the rather excellent political sitcom/drama “The Thick of It” courtesy of the pre-woke BBC.

The Thick of It

It’s basically an updated version of the classic 70s BBC TV comedy “Yes, Minister” with incompetent ministers in charge of government departments and being constantly wrong-footed by civil servants & spin-doctors with their own political agendas involving government policy (sound familiar?)

Anyway, in one episode a minister is told by one of his media advisors to spend a week working at the coal face! In other words to spend 2 or 3 days actually working in an immigration office to oversee how the system works from within rather than just spending 30 minutes doing a photo-op, answering scripted questions, a few fake smiles and shaking hands with nonentities before retiring back to  the safety of their office and forgetting it all in an instant.

I think this would be an excellent idea in reality because newly appointed ministers never really know what the problems are within public sector services other than being told via their very many advisors, experts and other talking heads.

Imagine for a moment the following:-

Suella Braverman spending an entire week at immigration offices in London and the Border Force in Dover.

Ben Wallace spending a week in Ukraine, hopefully on the Front Line

Michael Gove spending a week in some 2 up, 2 down terraced council house in a grotty hellhole in Leicester

Steve Barclay spending a week at an A&E hospital in some major city, perhaps travelling with a paramedics team in an ambulance on a Friday/Saturday night.

Will never happen of course as these ministers will bleat they don’t have the time for such things. But until these pampered cunts actually have a taste of what their departments are all about at the “coalface” they will never be in a position to fix the problems from within. And as a consequence when they subsequently fail at their jobs they will no doubt be shuffled across to another department (Michael Gove!) and the whole farce starts all over again!

Nominated by: Technocunt