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Dr Roxy
‘Dr Roxy’, real name Katherine Grawe, is an American cosmetic surgeon and a monumental cunt.
This silly tart has had her medical licence revoked for livestreaming operations on TikTok. She was so obsessed with putting on a performance for her 800,000 followers that she ballsed up several ops which required remedial medical treatment to correct. So how about livestreaming your trip to the labour exchange then, Dr Dickhead?
Have a gander at her in action. If nothing else she’ll keep the Horn Section occupied for a while.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
Dead Pool [293]
NEW YORK, NY – AUGUST 03: Music legend Tony Bennett arrives for his 90th birthday celebration at the at The Rainbow Room on August 3, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for RPM)
Congratulations Sir Limpy Stoke who has won Dead Pool 292 by picking legendary crooner Tony Bennett who died today aged 96.On to Dead Pool 293.
Rules
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .Its first come first serve and no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.
5)Wins are awarded based on chrono1logy of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
#Please only put your nominations on this thread not the previous one#
The Crown Prosecution Service (2)
“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s legal affairs correspondent Ron Knee speaking. Today I’m considering recently published guidelines from the CPS on the ways it considers that transgender people may be abused. To discuss this, I’m joined by Leo Wokeperson, from the CPS”.
“Actually since last Monday it’s Leonora. Please don’t misgender or deadname me”.
“Er, okay. Nice wig by the way”.
“Thankyou. I think it goes very well with the dress, shoes and earrings”.
“Indeed. Well, I think it fair to say that these guidelines are, to say the least, somewhat controversial”.
“Not at all. They’re aimed at preventing trans and non-binary people from experiencing abuse from a partner or parent. That’s perfectly reasonable”.
“I see where you’re coming from, but how can it be reasonable to state, for example, that refusing to pay for the costs of a partner’s transition, or failing to recognise a child’s chosen pronouns, constitutes abuse? Surely these are personal matters, not something for the CPS to become involved in”.
“On the contrary, those who won’t accept the new orthodoxy should feel the full weight of the law. They’re gammons, transphobes and bigots. They must be crushed without mercy”.
“But this is insane. Just look at the CPS’s language in these guidelines. They use terminology like ‘gender assigned at birth’ and ‘cis-gender’. The CPS is blatantly promoting the ideology of a cult, at the expense of practicality and common sense. How far does it go? Is refusing to pay for a handbag if your husband decides he’s now a woman abuse? This is unworkable”.
“Not at all. I mean, this isn’t new. For example, the CPS has been indicating to schoolgirls that they should accept boys in their toilets. It’s workable enough. What’s wrong with that?”.
“What’s wrong with it? Christ, talk about a very small tail wagging a huge dog. This is starting to verge on compelled speech and action, all to satisfy the whims of a tiny minority of deluded, mentally ill people. Where’s it all going to end up?”.
“Mmm… (flutters eyelids) how about it ending up at my place later, big boy? I’ll open a bottle of wine, slip into something more comfortable, and we can discuss matters in a much cozier and intimate fashion”.
“Actually I’m planning something more appealing, like lying in a warm bath and opening a vein. I think my time’s over. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
Rosie Jones
One of a raft of ‘comedians’ who are not funny. And there are plenty of them, entertaining virtuous morons.
Rosie Jones has cerebral palsy (I think). A dreadful disability. However, as a comedian she is fucking dire.
Because of her disability we are expected to honk and clap. And the only reason for this seems to be ‘ look at me, I’m disabled so I must be funny’ Audiences of half witted students empty their bowels at her act.
Sadly, unless you want to impress with your woke credentials, she is fucking dire. She makes Nish Kumar look mildly amusing.
Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble.