Dead Pool [299]

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who has won Dead Pool 298 by picking the prolific film and Television actress Sarah Lawson who has died aged 95 from cancer.

On to Dead Pool 299

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come and first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Politicians’ Spouses


Unelected, whining about non-issue pet crusades and under the illusion that because they are married to the cunt who has actually been democratically elected, they should be listened to and given a platform, the politicians spouse.

The First Lady of the U.S actually has an office in the White House plus staff to promote this bollocks. First off, apart from fawning CNN reporters and opinion pieces in the Washington Post, nobody gives a flying fuck what Michael Obama or Hillary Clinton think about climate change, gender equality or foreign policy. No cunt voted for you! Stick to waving and shaking hands or talking to some Democrat bootlicker on daytime TV about the wallpaper in the Oval Office.

Over here we have had Carrie Symonds, the entitled millennial wokeflake wife of Boris Johnson who had a say on who he was hiring in his office and probably had a hand in the insane net zero policies the govt have adopted. Maybe she promised to do him up the arse in a George Osbourne mask like his Oxford Bullingdon Club days? Miriam Clegg, Sally Bercow to Cherie Blair…non can keep their yap shut for long on everything from Brexit to Iraq to saving the polar bears or anything else that requires their expert opinion.

Oh for Denis Thatcher who knew how to shut the fuck up and let Mrs T do what she was elected to do.

“I wasn’t absolutely too sure where the Falklands was, and I didn’t want to make a bloody fool of myself.”

Quite so old boy, have another G&T.

Here is Bill Burr’s take on it.

Youtube

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Genesis Pre School Hull and Grandad’s Pride


This piece of perversion, featuring drawings of gays in bondage gear, has been handed out to kids aged 4 at this school, and no doubt others too.

It beggars, or should that be buggers belief that this vile shit is being peddled to kids of that age, or any age to be honest.
The school refused to apologise to outraged parents and defended it by claiming that the children would not understand the images.

The perversion was written by some creep called Harry Woodgate, he’s a cunt too.

telegraph

Nominated by mystic maven.

Shola Mos-Shogbamim (3), white privilege

 
Claims that ‘Whiteness” was responsible for the baby murders at Countess of Chester hospital.

Professional race baiter Dr (mickey mouse dept.) Shola Mos-Shogbamim claimed doctors’ suspicions about lucy Letby would’ve been taken more seriously if she wasn’t white. Dr Shola blacksplained:

“Lucy Letby exemplifies how [the] ideology of Whiteness keeps Britain in a chokehold. They believed her tears/denials even though evidence said otherwise, for no other reason than she’s white. A Black or Brown nurse would’ve been reported to the police immediately & sacked for suspicion.”

“Dr” Shola was backed up by Royal College of Nursing president Sheila Sobrany who said:

“If we are going to learn anything from this case we need to stop denying that racism is a serious issue in the NHS, this doctor (Dr Ravi Jayaram) would have been listened to if he was white and Lucy Letby would have been stopped sooner if she wasn’t white.”

Fuck me.

Spiked Online concluded:

“It’s hard to know where to begin with all this bullshit. First up, the notion that Jayaram wasn’t listened to because Letby is white and he is not is a grotesque mangling of the facts. Several consultants and clinicians, many of them white, raised the alarm about Letby. Dr Stephen Brearey, head consultant at the neonatal unit where Letby worked, was the first to alert hospital executives to the fact that babies were dying and Letby was the common denominator. His alleged abundance of white privilege clearly held no sway with hospital managers.”

Express

inews

Nominated by Minge Juice Bottler.

More on this topic by Cuntybollocks below.

Lucy Letby’s ‘white privilege’

Fuck me, even I didn’t expect the race grifting, anti white cunts to blame Lucy Letby’s murderous spree on her ‘white privilege’.

Like the author of the article linked in ‘Spiked’, I fucking should’ve known better.

Yes, it seems there are cunts out there who think that had Letby been black, she’d have been suspended much earlier.

What a load of fucking shit. Most employers I know, particularly fucking government ones like the NHS, are terrified of even criticising non whites, for fear of the old race card getting whipped out and the ensuing tribunals and inevitable (underserved) pay outs.

But I digress somewhat.

How fucking sick are these utter cunts, to be using dead babies to push more of their race baiting and grifting?

I’d happily see these cunts drowned in a bucket of piss.

Fuck off.

spiked

BT Digital Voice

For decades now, our telephone network has been using analogue communications, which was fine its day but BT has decided it’s old hat and needs to be replaced by something called Digital Voice.

Basically, BT will be switching off the analogue network (Public Switched Telephone Network – PSTN) by the end of 2025 and moving everyone across to their new digital network – Digital Voice.

The rollout has been ongoing for the last 2 or 3 years beginning with the big cities and towns, followed by the carrot crunchers out in the sticks. This project has been backed by the government, who want to see the telecoms network up to date and in-line with other EU countries by 2026.

Essentially, Digital Voice (DV), will mean plugging your landline phone into your broadband router rather than your telephone socket. And from that point on you will be phoning people via what is known as Voice over IP (or Voip, for short).

This voip technology is not new as it is already in use via computer apps such as Skype and WhatsApp. However, if you have an old landline phone or router, it may not be compatible with Digital Voice, which may mean you having to buy a new phone and/or router!

BT is contacting its customers informing them that they will be moved over to DV in the next few months, and that they don’t have to do anything. However, you can refuse to be migrated across, although the downside is that come 2026 your landline phone will no longer work as the PSTN will be switched off by then.

Another problem with DV is that if there’s a power outage and there’s no electric to your home, you won’t be able to use your landline phone, especially for 999 emergencies.

Moreover, just because your landline phone will be integrated with your broadband, you will still have to pay a line rental bill, even though there is no line rental!

It also assumes that people actually have broadband, and that they have a mobile phone in case they need to make a 999 call should there be a power outage as mentioned earlier.

BT do offer online support for these issues, but if there’s a power outage and no internet, how the fuck can you get in contact with them, especially if you have no 4G signal!

Digital Voice, is basically a nice idea on paper, but a bag of bollocks in reality. But there’s sod all you can do to ignore it come 2026.

Which Link.

Nominated by : Technocunt