Carol fucking Vaudermask needs another cunting, this plastic hussey who feels the need to post everything online from how many guys she,s fucking to how beautiful she considers herself everytime she gets desperate for some attention or validation.

Now this enhanced plastic skank has gone public with her important news that she has contracted Covid, same as half the fucking world has, the symptoms are a drippy nose and an excuse for the media whore to spend even more time in bed, no doubt with one of the 5 boyfriends to blow the dust off her butchers bin of a snatch.

But thats not all, this fuck knuckle is requesting all her fans send her flowers, her audience of geriatrics and unemployed who have time for daytime tv and life insurance ads, you know the people on the bones of their arses are now expected to send this lop eyed tramp a bunch of get well soon flowers.

The sad thing is this deranged loon isnt going to get well anytime soon unless she pulls her head out of her own arse and has a serious check up from the neck up.
never ceases to amaze me how entitled these petty legends in their own minds are…..what a cunt, dog shit through the letter box is all she would ever get from me…

Wales Online Link.

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Surgically enhanced by Lord Helpus:

Vorderman is the biggest advertising whore ever. She will plug anything that will earn a few quid. She has zero credibility and integrity and quite why companies continue to employ her to promote their services is a mystery. What audience are they targeting – the terminally naive, stupid, pre-dementia?

Back in the day we might have admired her brain and body but those days are long gone and what is left is an egotistical, money-grubbing, disgusting and devious old witch. I second this nom.

Z-list celebrities turned lifestyle gurus or life coaches.

Seems like every minor celebrity has some sort of self help book out now or feels qualified to purport to be a lifestyle guru.

?Stacey Solomon and her husband Beeker from the Muppet Show telling people how to live their lives (bit rich really).
?Cameron Diaz has a book
?Russell Brand has a couple of books and is now trying to pass himself of as a sort of new age spiritual soothsayer
?Gwyneth Paltrow has her ‘goop’ and dodgy candles
?Kate Hudson
?British TV presenter/squawker Fearne Cotton
?The Spare/Heir

What credentials do they have apart from some of them having battled their own demons?

None.

Being famous isn’t the equivalent of a PhD in Psychology as far as I’m aware.

(also Lauren Graham who was my MILF fantasy back in 2004/5 has one, but I won’t talk about that…ahem) Lauren Graham Pic.

Fearne Cotton (will anyone get the horn or ‘rise’ to the occasion) Amazon Link.

Stacey Solomon (now has the wisdom of her namesake perhaps/perhaps not) Good Reads Link.

NY Post Link. (Additional link provided by General Cuntster)

Nominated by : Harold

Everyone has heard of the pink pound, the disposable income of the Gays but recently I have heard of the black pound and more specifically related to the topic of this cunting, Black Pound Day. Black Pound Day is a socio-economic movement that encourages consumers to spend their money in black owned businesses on the first Saturday of the month.

BBC News Link.

“It seeks to address the economic inequalities and imbalances affecting Black businesses and entrepreneurs in the UK and global diasporic communities” said founder Swiss, music artist from So Solid Crew. No, me neither. Presumably we can all help ourselves and walk out without paying and then cry “RACISM” like in culturally enriched Peckham then Swiss?

It would of course be too much to ask that a business stood on its own two feet and was a success because of sound financial acumen or that the goods and services that they were offering were of good value, high quality and reliable. A special day every month for white, Jewish or Asian owned businesses would immediately be denounced as discriminatory and have mobs of ‘anti-racists’ outside protesting.

As with affirmative action and positive discrimination in things like jobs, university placements or casting for acting roles, they just can’t do anything on merit can they? Everything is a conspiracy by old whitey to keep the black man in his place. It also raises the question much like support for wimminz football, of why don’t blacks themselves support black owned businesses the rest of the month? Surely they can’t be surviving on Gary Lineker getting his cornrows braided or Diane Abbott taming her fat arse with Spanx power pants?

Since I don’t like Caribbean hot sauce, need my shoes shined or wear a hair weave, I will be spending my hard earned in reassuringly white owned businesses.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

My brother just died.
I’m trapped in Ukraine.
I’ve just got a new job.
The dole will sanction me.

All above I’ve had.
If your running a business you need to be reliable.
Your customers judge you on it.

If you have employees you expect them to turn up.
Don’t think that’s asking too much.

Today I’m home , I should be doing a removal .
Luckily my customer is happy to postpone till tomorrow.
Why?
The bloke who was due to be my labourer has been stuck in Ukraine!

Too late to find cover ,
The silly cunt.

I notice when people are due to be payed they’re never stuck in Ukraine?
Family never dies on payday?

Funny that.
Maybe on payday my fucking goldfish will die?
Or get stuck in Ukraine?
See how the fuckers like that.

Rd.com

Link by C.A.

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.

The Month of October is a cunt.

Not only do the nights draw in and the clocks go back; kids go mental on sugar and additives for Halloween.

It is also the month of the party conferences. Wall to wall bullshit as a general election draws ever closer. Outlandish promises will be made by insincere politicians. Policies which the public knows are never going to be implemented. ‘We will stop open door immigration’ they will say. ‘We will end the crazy policy of giving aid to India.’ ‘We will review Net Zero.’ ‘We will get tough on benefits scroungers.’ ‘We will guarantee no further lockdowns or mask mandates.’ ”We will lower personal taxation.’ ‘Vote for us or that Kweer bloke will get in.’ ‘Vote for us because Ed Davy is a nice man.’

It was in October 1066 that the Frenchies won at Hastings. It was in October 1957 that the Windscale fire heralded the age of atomic disasters. It was in October 1972 that Parliament enacted the European Communities Act which led us into the EC (later the EU). It was in October 1938 that Hitler annexed the Sudetenland. And worst of all, It was in October 1926 that Jimmy Savile was born.

My advice to cunters is to batten down the metaphorical hatches. If the past is anything to go by we are in for one helluva ride…

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Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea