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An open letter to Steve Coogan.

Dear Steve

I see that you’ve again been using your status as a *cough* ‘celebrity’ as a platform to give us all the benefit of your wit and wisdom.

It’s not all that long ago that you called Brexit supporters (all 17.4 million of us), ‘ignorant and ill-informed’, and we’re truly grateful to you, with your obviously superior knowledge and intellect, for showing us the error of our ways.

Now we’re honoured to receive your staggering political insight into the pitfalls of our constitutional monarchy. You point out that ‘most people who are into the Royal Family are flag-waving people and kind of idiots. I’m just not really keen on that type of people’. Once again, we thank you for your most valuable observations, delivered without a trace of condescension.

On behalf of the IsAC fraternity, and indeed on behalf of the vast majority of the population, I can only reiterate how privileged we are to be granted access to such a progressive mindset as yours. Long may we be regaled by the opinions of you and your fellow luvvies Emma, Stephen, Benedict et al, whether we actually want to or not.

Thanks a bunch, and regards

Ron

PS love the picture of you and your mate Jezza Corbyn. Bless.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

116 thoughts on “Steve Coogan (7)”

  1. The Saville docudrama was his swansong, and he knows it.

    He’ll be lucky to get a bit part in Midsomer Borers.

    So this is how he makes his self feel relevant, which he’s not. What an idiot, a buffoon of a person.

  2. One of the cunts of the decade. Continually yapping and preaching, hectoring and lecturing whilst trying to maintain his Hollywood personality. In reality, he’s just an oily, sleezy impressionist.

    Hoo-ee, what a cunt.

  3. All he can do is play himself.
    Yes. I liked early partridge because t that’s just Coogan in real life, that’s what’s scary about his apparent skill at being sir Jimmy Saville obe, haven’t watched it but I. Bet Steve has things to hide, too savillesque done strange things I’m sure , bit like Hugh grant and Ray winston only playing themselves easy life

    • ricky gervais……dont get me wrong, i quite like the cunt, but he’s another one who just plays himself

      • I watched After Life a year ago after people recommended it.

        Quite bizarre. All over the place in terms of tone. Not one of his best. I preferred the Office and Extras, particularly the last episode of Extras where he goes on that rant in the Big Brother house.

      • His stand up’s that they show regularly on sky on various subject, such as animals, politics and religion and brilliantly funny and very accurate. He isn’t afraid to call a cunt a cunt

      • I think the best thing Ricky Gervais has ever done( even more than his Golden Globes piss take or Extras) is highlight what a nest of thick, sad, boring cunts Twitter is, rather than the font of all wit and wisdom many celebrities and journalists would like to think it is.

        His comebacks to clout-seeking cunts and woke idiots many years saved me months of bothering with any of it.

  4. This cunt thinks he is a ‘serious’ and ‘arty’ actor. Reckons he is respected as an ‘indie’ actor (whatever that fucking is) in the USA. But he’s a light entertainer, a mimic with ideas of grandeur well above his station.

    Coogan’s foray into celebrity shagging summed him up. He had no chance of pulling any top rank American film, TV, or pop music totty. So he makes do with that smack riddled knickerless gluebag, Courtney Love.

    He acts all Billy Big Bollocks, but he’s strictly Third Division.

      • I agree Liberal,
        But Coogan probably means it in the British music scene sense. As in cool and credible, like Factory Records or whatever.😉

        And he was crap in the very inaccurate 24 Hour Party People. Nothing like Tony Wilson (RIP). Tony had his enemies, but he was nowhere near as big a cunt as Coogan.

      • I don’t really agree with that definition, Liberal. A well-known, famous actor can appear in independent films. it’s a misnomer to label or for an actor or director to call themselves ‘independent’ Unlike in music, it really depends on the production company and distributor financing and marketing the films.

        Coogan is nowhere near an Indie figure in film industry terms. Solidly mainstream, i’d say.

    • Indie?

      Coogan is about as indie as Bradley Walsh.

      Philomena is as mainstream as your British film gets; targets the grey pound.
      Dench
      British Pathé
      BBC films
      20th Century Fox

      Same for Alpha Papa.

  5. OT, I know.
    But it’s like the Gaza Strip here, again.

    I keep expecting an RPG through the front window!

    • These fireworks spastics must be wealthy ?

      All week the fuckin simpletons have been letting them off.

      Funny because they always cry poverty when I name my price for a job.

      Any grown man plays with fireworks should have his face pressed against the stove to think about his behaviour.

      I’m in a foul mood.

      • And you’re not alone.

        I’ve had to give my dog a tranquilizer, poor little sod, but I need sleep,

      • Absolute waste of money.

        If all the scratters had simply saved up the money they’ve noisily blown away, they’d have more to spend on snout, drink and drugs over the Xmas period.

      • The same cunts who attend Food banks,
        Crying in the dole because they can’t afford school shoes for the kids.

        £200 on fireworks?
        Can’t hand it over fast enough

      • Somebody up the road tried putting on a display.
        I think I might’ve lasted longer hanging out the back of Gal Gadot.

  6. I meant to say earlier, Coogan looks a right gormless cunt in the header pic. Wonder how much he shelled out for the woeful tin flute?

    • Looks like he dressed in the dark, Ron, doesn’t he?

      He might as well have hung that tie off his ear, and he needs to stop kidding himself and start buying a size larger.

      Did he have that photo taken in a booth at Charring Cross Station?

  8. Partridghe was mildly funny as a bit part in something 30 years ago. He is still recycling the same shit. Cunt.
    I aree that the royal arselickers are halfwits but coming from this cunt?

  9. Knowing me, Foghorn Truthsayer, knowing you, Steve Coogan……are a cunt! AHAAAA! A fucking one trick Pony. The real talent in his show was the guy who played Michael the Geordie maintenance guy at the Travel Tavern! Funny as fuck!

  11. Coogan looks down on the working class, always has done.
    He purposely resurrected Partridge (again) on the wretched BBC just to show us how ‘ignorant’ and ‘bigoted’ Brexit voters were/are.

    Portraying Partridge as the archetypal Brexit voting white male ‘gammon’, Coogan thought he was being clever and satirical. Kind of like a modern Alf Garnett. But, the thing with Alf was there was a great writer (Johnny Speight) and a superb actor (Warren Mitchell). And Coogan is neither of those. Using your own comedy character to throw his personal political toys out of the pram? What a childish petulant luvve twat he is.

  12. Didn’t he just play Savile on TV recently – looks like he enjoyed himself making it.

  14. Truly wonderful to see the results of Coogan’s years of leftie bile in his ravished fizzog and scarecrow physique. I short the cunt looks fucked. Eaten out from the inside by his acid superiority. Bloody marvellous.

  15. Can not stand the humourless, talent-free, oily, nasal, piss stain.
    My skin starts to crawl whenever i see or hear the repulsive anal polyp. There is something very wrong about the cunt that gets my alarm bells clanging. Repugnant little lefty cunt. someone should reach up his arse and turn the cunt inside out. CUNT.

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