Dead Pool [308]


Congratulations to Freddie the Frog for correctly predicting the exit stage left of Henry Kissinger, whose passing was reported in the early hours UK time. He was 100.

Known the world over as a stalwart figure in American foreign policy under presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford. I nicked this off Sly News:

During eight years as a national security adviser and secretary of state, Dr Kissinger was involved in major foreign policy events including the first example of “shuttle diplomacy” seeking peace in the Middle East (that worked out well – NA), secret negotiations with China to defrost relations between the burgeoning superpowers (that worked out well – NA) and the instigation of the Paris peace talks seeking an end to the Vietnam conflict. (which the Yanks lost – NA)

Onwards with Dead Pool 308. You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from the previous pool.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt who we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5) Hits are rewarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Let the game begin!

Buffy Sainte-Marie – The Phoney Native Indian

Let’s have a Rachel Dolezal Cunting for Pretendian Buffy Sainte-Marie.

For years Buffy has put out the story that she was born on the Piapot Indian Reservation in Canada and was by birth a Cree Indian. According to her fake bio she was forcibly taken from her Aboriginal parents and given to a white family for adoption.

Sainte-Marie…a marginally talented artist parlayed her scam into a semi-successful career, even winning an Oscar for writing the nauseating theme song to the repulsive 80’s film, “An Orifice and a Gremiln.”

Said Oscar is now reported to reside in the Smitsonian Institute as the only Oscar ever awarded to an American Indian.

But it’s all a Dolezal type scam. Long before Massachusetts Senator “Cherokee Liz” Warren dreamed up her scam, a woman named Jacqueline Keeler has been exposing fake Indians. Sainte-Marie is just the latest fraudster to be exposed. As it turns out the Canadian singer-songwriter was born in the USA, in the town of Stoneham, Massachusetts as Beverly Jean Santamaria and is of Italian descent.

In response to the facts coming out “Buffy” has claimed she grew up a misfit in a “typical, white, Christian New England town” and has simply told her story as she knew it.

Another cunt using a fake victim story to achieve the fame her lack of talent would otherwise never allow her to achieve.

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The Smithsonian will now have to change the Oscar exhibit to read; “The Only Oscar to be won by a Pretendian.”

Fucking phony cunt.

Nominated by: General Cuntster

And backed up by: Norman

She’s shit as well General.

Link below.

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Eddie Izzard (9) Goes Green

There’s good news and bad news on the electioneering front, fellow cunters.

The good news is that Zippy clone Caroline Lucas, the UK’s only Green Party MP, is standing down at the next election. The bad news is that Eddie ‘you can call me Suzy, big boy’ Izzard is looking to be chosen as Labour’s candidate for the Brighton constituency.

I can see him/her/they/it whatever actually been selected. I mean, what better way for Labour to secure the seat (no pun intended) than to parachute a self-promoting transvestite big girl’s blouse into the constituency? This is Brighton we’re taking about.

And if Izzard does gain the seat at the election, it’ll sprinkle a bit of real Labour stardust and excitement around the House of Commons. Will he turn up in a suit or will she turn up in a skirt and fishnet stockings to raise an environmental issue at PM’s Questions? There’s that real ‘celebrity’ glamour factor to bring into play here. A front bench seat is guaranteed in next to no time.

Go for it Labour. You know it makes sense.

The Argus

Nominated by: Ron Knee

James O’Brien (10)

I like to spend some time every day keeping up with what’s going on in the world, and look at a number of sources to that end.

I’ll check ‘The Mail’, ‘The Mirror’, ‘The Express’, ‘The Scotsman’ and ‘The Glasgow Herald’, plus other papers from around the world. I’ll also look in on ‘GBNews’ and ‘TalkTV’ and ‘Fox Australia’, but avoid BBCunts like a dose of the clap.

Recently, I thought I’d go to ‘LBC’ for a bit of a change, and so doing, chanced upon some whining cunt by the name of James O’Brien, and soon found myself wishing that I hadn’t.

Jeez, what a morose moaner this knob is. His whole demeanour is of someone who’s found a tanner but lost a tenner, or who’s just found his beloved pet hamster cold and rigid inside his exercise wheel.

After about half an hour listening to this twat croaking on, I decided that enough was more than enough, and switched to ‘TalkTv’ in search of a glimpse of Julia Hartley-Brewer’s awesome décolletage to restore my good humour.

Talk about dragging despondency and miserabilism to new depths. What a sullen, bitter and sulky cunt.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

And seconded by: Herman Jelmet

I’d like to second this nom.

There are very few cunts I genuinely despise, more than James O’Brien.

He’s nothing but a forked tongued, disingenuous, bedwetting, lefty, Brexit hating wanker.

You know the type – doesn’t see any problems with boatloads of men in dinghies washing up on the UK coastline illegally each day.

Calls you a racist for not being happy about it.

Lives in an almost exclusively white part of the country but still calls you a racist.

Can’t or refuses to get over the Brexit referendum result.

Mainly talks down to, sneers and hits the mute button at anybody who is stupid enough to phone into his crappy LBC show.

Just a thoroughbred cunt basically.

A couple of week back, I found this little snippet of the twat being disingenuous yet again over Dame Kweer Bendy Knee Charmer removing his poppy so he could pander to the peaceful element of the Labour Party.

It appears that Dame Kweer did indeed remove his poppy as it appeared to be on the same day and the constipated looking shit house cunt was wearing what looked like the same suit jacket.

Poppy on one minute then poppy off the next.

Despite this strangely spineless pandering by the future PM (God help us all) our James thinks it’s nothing but a fabrication by the far right.

What a pair of cunts.

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Amazon Marketplace (5) and Chinese Tat

I first noticed this during the pandemic, when lockdown forced me to buy odds and ends online stuff like gardening gloves, wire, plastic food containers, some art supplies/stationery.

Now it seems to have blown up to endemic proportions. Half the more generic stuff on there seems to be Chinese, even crayons for the niece.

I’m afraid to buy toys for her on Amazon now; broken colostomy bags repurposed as plush toys, filled with polystyrene beads and some moribund Chinaman’s pink and grey phlegm.

Something scooped from the beach in Macau and repainted to resemble a turtle with lead paint.

Seriously, I think we’ve had just about enough rubbish exported from that country over the past few years, especially those little sacks of fat, starch and genetic material made in Wuhan.

(I’m not Martin)

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Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime