We all know the three Rs, reading, writing and wiping…what?.. hang on. Yes arse wiping is on the school curriculum courtesy of lazy self-entitled parents who now think it is the responsibility of teachers to toilet train their kids because of their busy lives.

They probably think since schools feed the little fuckers with breakfast clubs and free school meals in the holidays why shouldn’t you change a few nappies? It should be pointed out some of these are six year olds, not toddlers…its just another manifestation of thinking that the state should provide for everything without any personal responsibility. Toilet train your own child? How fucking dare you!

The poor teachers, I bet you thought it was all six week holidays and drag queen story hour. You won’t be reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory the same way again either. Its not going to leave much time for indoctrinating young minds with the denial of biological sex and lectures on white guilt and climate change while they help the incontinently challenged with their poo times table.

“Children are the world’s most valuable resource and its best hope for the future” said John F. Kennedy.

Well lets get them out of nappies first hmm?

The Sun

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

 
Dentists are money grabbing cunts.

I have had toothache for several days, I made an emergency appointment for today. You have a choice of a root canal filling or an extraction.

I went for the extraction in for under thirty minutes came out to settle up £200 please. Fuck me crossways says I £400 per hour? Fucking nice work if you can get it.

Sorry there is no link admin, it’s a personal experience.

Nominated by Cunty Mort and seconded below by Miserable Northern Cunt.

God yeah.
I hate the dentist too.
I second this nom?

they are preachy nosey bastard’s,

do you smoke?
” just crack”

do you eat chocolate?
” like Vanessa feltz pal”

you’ve not been flossing have you?
you know I haven’t.
this a trick or something?

they put you through agony then pick your pocket☹️

Daily Fail

Unable to do their job properly and prevent children from being stabbed, they resort to the time honoured tradition of blaming the far right.

LBC News

Exactly who are this mythical far right that are responsible for all the world’s ills?
Was it the EDL that ran people over on Westminster Bridge, stabbed police outside The House of Commons, or blew children up at The Manchester arena?

No. We all know who are responsible for the unrest, so stop playing the far right get out of jail free card, and do the fucking job you get paid for you cunts.

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

And on a similar topic there’s this from General Cuntster

Let’s have a, kiss my blarney stone(s) cunting for Irish PM Leo Varadker.

How British are the British Isles these days? Let’s see…Humzangus McYousaf has been mentioned here on IsaC lately. British PM Fishy Rishi is also frequently mentioned here at IsaC, as is London’s own son of a rickshaw driver Suckdick Khunt.

But what about Irish PM Leo Varadkar? We don’t hear much about that cunt. Until now.

It seems another political leader in the British Isles… with Shitholian origins is having a bit of trouble understanding why the bog-trotting natives of the land he Lords over are objecting to being culturally enriched.

Recently, the Auld Sod has been enriched by a massive influx of Shitholians who, unsatisfied with living in a modern western nation (if you can call Ireland that) have taken to stabbing the aboriginals.

True to their victim mentality and like their melanin enhanced American cousins, the Smoked Irish, the spud loving Celts have taken to the streets and are carrying signs that read Irish Lives Matter…ILM as it were.

But actually, who can blame them? Shitholian Josef Pusja was recently convicted for culturally enriching Ashling Murphy with a knife as she was jogging.

Prior to that Yousef Palani, a Sitholistan Immigrant, enriched 2 Irish sword-swallowers by beheading one (oh the irony) and stabbing the other.

And now, a shitholian described only as being of Algerian descent, has sparked a wave of unrest by enriching a 5 year old girl with his knife.

So while it may seem to most reasonable people that the indigenous spud munchers have a right to be angry about continual enrichment of their society, PM Leo Varadlar, a native born son of a shitholian snake charmer, attributes their anger to hate.

Yes that’s right. Unlike the Sitholian enrichers who demonstrate their love by stabbing, the violent Fenians of the Emerald Isle only love riots and anarchy.

Fox News

With all the Shitholians invading Ireland and enriching its citizens it gives a whole new meaning to the old Fenian Anthem, Come Out You Black and Tans.

The world has gone mad.

Morrigan, Neit and Badb save us!

 
is a cunt..

Which makes me a cunt because I suffer from it.

OK I’m not one of those do you know who I am people, who leap out of their cars.
I’m the type who swears and curses in the comfort of my vehicle.

Now I know its not going to change a thing but I do it anyway.

I have a 20 mile commute to the office which takes about half a hour, pretty much on 2 and 3 laned A road.
Should be cake walk?
But boy are the roads full of fuckwits..

I know IQ’s are dropping like a stone in this country but how hard is it to drive at a set speed in a straight line?
pretty difficult if all the appalling driving I witness everyday..

And I have to ask when did a indicator become a excuse to cut you up without looking.

so as I have just cunted myself, time to relax with a quiet spin in the motor..
f##k##g #u#ts..

Youtube

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

I’m sure that by now most if not all cunters are well aware of Jeremy Corbyn’s infamous refusal to answer the question ‘are Hamas terrorists? Yes or no?’ when it was put to him repeatedly during an interview with Piers Morgan. Good ol’ Magic Grandpa tried to duck and dive and dissemble instead.

He also seems to have forgotten the occasion when he referred to Hamas (and Hezbollah) as ‘ our friends’, before going to state that the Government branding Hamas as ‘a terrorist organisation was a big, big mistake’, given that it was ‘committed to the welfare of the Palestinian people, and bringing about peace and social justice to the whole region’. Yeah pull the other one.

Old Man Steptoe’s got form on the issue, which makes it easy to overlook the fact that his batshit crazy brother Piers has also crawled out of the woodwork again to give us the benefit of his opinions.

‘Don’t buy murder burgers!’ yells the twat, calling for a boycott of McDonalds for apparently giving food to Israeli soldiers.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/piers-corbyn-mcdonalds-israel-hamas-war-latest

As you’d expect, an exodus (no pun intended) of burger and fries chompers from McDonalds outlets the length and breadth of the UK has so far failed to materialise.

Even worse, the loony come up with a conspiracy theory all of his own. He’s been ranting on about the awful October incursion which led to the death of some 1,400 Israelis (and to the repulsive practice of hostage taking) as being a ‘false flag’ operation, presumably to justify subsequent action by the Israel Defence Forces;

Let’s not forget that this is the same twat who labelled Assad’s use of chemical weapons against his own citizens in Syria ‘a hoax’.

So there you go; I’m calling out Piers Corbyn for being just as big a cunt as his brother. Piers and Jezza ‘Dumb and Dumber’ Corbynista, two cunts for the price of one if you will. We’re so lucky to have them, so let’s treasure them.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Ron Knee.