Piers Corbyn (3)

 

I’m sure that by now most if not all cunters are well aware of Jeremy Corbyn’s infamous refusal to answer the question ‘are Hamas terrorists? Yes or no?’ when it was put to him repeatedly during an interview with Piers Morgan. Good ol’ Magic Grandpa tried to duck and dive and dissemble instead.

He also seems to have forgotten the occasion when he referred to Hamas (and Hezbollah) as ‘ our friends’, before going to state that the Government branding Hamas as ‘a terrorist organisation was a big, big mistake’, given that it was ‘committed to the welfare of the Palestinian people, and bringing about peace and social justice to the whole region’. Yeah pull the other one.

Old Man Steptoe’s got form on the issue, which makes it easy to overlook the fact that his batshit crazy brother Piers has also crawled out of the woodwork again to give us the benefit of his opinions.

‘Don’t buy murder burgers!’ yells the twat, calling for a boycott of McDonalds for apparently giving food to Israeli soldiers.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/piers-corbyn-mcdonalds-israel-hamas-war-latest

As you’d expect, an exodus (no pun intended) of burger and fries chompers from McDonalds outlets the length and breadth of the UK has so far failed to materialise.

Even worse, the loony come up with a conspiracy theory all of his own. He’s been ranting on about the awful October incursion which led to the death of some 1,400 Israelis (and to the repulsive practice of hostage taking) as being a ‘false flag’ operation, presumably to justify subsequent action by the Israel Defence Forces;

Let’s not forget that this is the same twat who labelled Assad’s use of chemical weapons against his own citizens in Syria ‘a hoax’.

So there you go; I’m calling out Piers Corbyn for being just as big a cunt as his brother. Piers and Jezza ‘Dumb and Dumber’ Corbynista, two cunts for the price of one if you will. We’re so lucky to have them, so let’s treasure them.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Weather Girls with Speech Impediments

(BBC Weather person – Helen Willetts)

A cunting is well and truly overdue for these meteorological mingers who appear to have graduated from the Lucy Worsley school of linguistics.

Originally confined to the Biased Bullshit Corporation, the trend appears to to have infiltrated regional news too at pandemic levels.

I for one, do not want to hear these lasses (Helen Willetts, Louise Lear.etc.) delivering weather bulletins with the female vocal dexterity of Ken from A Fish Called Wanda. I don’t want to know that it’s pissing down in Wedding.

Can I urge the BBC and regional channels to add a simple interview question to out these deviants before they ever get their mushes in front of the masses. For example, say out loud ‘Fat Free Fromage Frais’ should tell them all they need to know.

Otherwise these cunts will continue night on night with heavy wain from the west, pushing wight across the UK with Wugby heavily affected.

Clearly Jonathan Woss is not the only cunt in the lack of ‘R’ pronunciation genre.

YouTube

Nominated by: The Birdman of Cuntytraz

 

Micro-Sized Poppies at the BBC (103)

Another nomination for those utter cunts at the BBC.

Aside from their shameless licking of Palestinian arse and yet another Black History Month, the Beebscum have annoyed me this week.

Why? All their presenters wearing microscopic poppy badges that you can hardly see.

Back in the day, the likes of Des Lynham, Sue Lawley and Michael Buerk wore the traditional normal sized poppies. Like the ones they still have in shops and Post Offices.

But these twats on Final Score, BBC News, and other programmes wear something that looks like a little red dot. In other words, making out they are arsed, but distancing themselves from our war dead because it isn’t woke and they don’t want to be called ‘Imperialist’ or ‘Racist’.

And I don’t believe they all make this choice personally. I think it is now official BBC policy to dumb down the remembrance. Oh, they don’t mind a stonking great rainbow armband for the bummers at the World Cup. But God forbid they acknowledge the heroes who saved the world from Hitler.

No link, but these pimple sized poppies can be seen all over the BBC channels.

Nominated by: Norman

Info Nazis

(Just a quick word to say we’re reducing the number of daily published noms from 3 to 2 (7am and 1pm). This is just a temporary measure, but keep your noms rolling in as always. Thanks – The Admin Team)

We’ve heard of Grammar Nazis, who’s only ambition in their sad little lives is to correct other people’s posts just in case a semi colon was used instead of a colon, or a verb was used instead of a noun.

But then you have the Info Nazi, who will correct you if you’ve made a small error about something or other. (PS. I’m not including so-called “fact checkers” here because they’re more mainstream current affairs cunts. I’m just focusing on the slightly more trivial geek.)

For example, there’s a Rush forum I subscribe to (Canadian Rock Band) and some other member posted a thread regarding an old album of theirs – “Moving Pictures”. He had the temerity to say it was released in 1980. But some cunt quickly corrected him by saying it was released in 1981.

On another forum, this time called “Better Call Saul” after the TV drama, someone posted the show was set in 2001 some 7 years before the beginning of “Breaking Bad”. But again some cunt chimes in by saying “Actually, you’re so wrong. Everyone knows it was 2002 and not 2001, you dufus!”

And its not just films or TV shows, these cunts are everywhere, desperate to correct you on any supposed falsehood or inaccuracy, no matter how trivial.

These trainspotting-type cunts not only need to get a life but also need to be stood up against a wall and shot (although no doubt they’ll complain about the type of wall or the bullets used before they’re toast!)

Nominated by: Technocunt

Phoney Tony Blair (28)

Once more with feeling for this mincing old toilet sniffer (London mid 1970s)? who once again fancies himself as a Middle East ¨peace¨ envoy:

Hasn´t the fawning old cunt done enough damage already in that part of the world?. How many more ¨contacts¨ does he need to secure, who much more money does he crave, how many more arseholes can he lick?

Surely the prancing old queen is far too busy ¨advising¨ his protege’ Starmer.

What with Cameron returning to the Conservatives this week, the Westminster lavatories are blocked from too much old returning shit floating around.

Guardian

Nominated by W C Boggs.