Here’s a good ‘un for all you IsAC cynics to enjoy. It seems that forty asylum seekers on board the rat ship ‘Bibby Stockholm’ are converting to Christianity. Well praise Lord and shout ‘Hallelujah!’.
Pull the other fucker, it’s got bells on. This is just another in a long line of wheezes that these shithouses and their money-sucking lawyers are utilising to ‘game’ the asylum system in order to stay in the UK. For instance, had no luck with the ‘me bummy boy, me dead man in Shiteistan’ line? Or even more bizarrely, ‘me am convicted rapist in UK, me be stoned to death in Tehran’? Well, get into the old ‘Jesus Saves’ routine.
Naturally conversion involves being committed to the Bible’s ‘Golden Rule’, and to following Christ’s ‘Sermon on the Mount’ instruction to ‘turn the other cheek’, something which Muslim converts take particularly seriously.
Take for example Abdul Ezedi, the sex offender turned chemical hurler who was allowed to stay in the UK after some Holy Joe vouched for his conversion. People who knew this cunt have since described him as ‘a good Muslim’. Take Emed al-Swealmeen, who was confirmed at Liverpool Cathedral in 2017, and who blew himself up when he detonated a bomb outside Liverpool Women’s Hospital in 2021. A Koran and a prayer mat were later found in his flat. Take Uddin Mazari, who was granted asylum after ‘conversion’ in 2010. In 2017 he was jailed for gbh with intent, and sentenced to deportation latterly. I’d wager that the fucker is still here. Take…
Etc etc.You get the picture I’m sure, and you’ll see a theme developing here. I contend that at best, church authorities are being naive when dealing with these claims to conversion, and at worst, are actively colluding to frustrate and defy the working of the asylum system.
Recent comments of the Archbish of Cunterbury refer. As far back as 2016, the former Dean of Liverpool Cathedral, Peter Wilcox, stated that 200 asylum seekers had been baptised in the cathedral in the previous four years. In a forthright manner, Wilcox declared ‘I can’t think of a single example of somebody who already had British citizenship actually converting from Islam to Christianity’.
No shit Sherlock. Mmm, I wonder why that could possibly be?
Now I’m not claiming that all conversions are bogus. However if I was a gambling man, I’d put money on some of them (say conservatively 99.9%) being just that. We’re being hoodwinked. We’re being laughed at. We’re being fucked over. Bring on a change of government. Labour will sort it out, never fear.
They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha to the funny farm…
Nominated by: Ron Knee
You would think that the priesthood would be trying their hardest to clean up its act after years of Historical abuse and other general Pedophilic acts but NO now they offer fast tracking for a successful asylum claim regardless of their background history.! Let’s call out this Arsehole man of the cloth who vouched for the Acid thrower and see what he’s got to offer as an excuse.!! He needs to be Flogged in public.
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