Hands up all those Cunters who thought Woke was a form of derangement unique to the Anglophone world. Not so, and here’s the Spanish Government of Pedro Sánchez to prove otherwise.
In the interests of eliminating inequality between the sexes, amoeba-brained lefty Pedro has given female soldiers better terms and conditions than their male counterparts, thereby cementing inequality into law. Brilliant. Furthermore, anyone aged 16 or over can now change sex without medical or psychological assessment in Spain. All very right-on and progressive. Jacinda and Justin must be glowing with admiration.
But as always, up pops the Real World to mess with the Wacky World of Woke. Step forward Corporal Roberto Perdigones of the Spanish Army (be fair Cunters, at least he’s not an Austrian Corporal). Along with 40 male colleagues, the Corporal now claims he’s a bit of skirt and as a result has bagged himself a higher salary, a better pension and a single room with en suite. No mixing with the hoi polloi for Senorita Roberto. You will be unsurprised to know, however, that this remarkable change of a Y chromosome into an X involved no surgical intervention. The bearded Roberto has simply grown his hair longer, wears earrings and calls himself a lesbian.
To me this is reminiscent of the Empress Krankie’s brilliant gender self-ID law which led to false transitioning by serial rapists so they would be imprisoned with hundreds of women. What could possibly go wrong with that? It is truly amazing how an outcome blindingly predictable to anyone with a functioning brain cell and a vague acquaintance with human nature could be unforeseen by ‘progressive’ left-wing imbeciles. Or is it just a case of ideology trumps common sense?
Anyway, hats off to the Corporal for taking the piss and showing up his own Government for the joke it has become. You’ve got to admit it – he’s got balls.
Nominated by: Geordie Twatt
Basil was right….. it’s from Barcelona ♀️♂️….🤡world strikes again
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I’m glad I live in the rural, agricultural part of Spain. They point and laugh at trannies. Not too keen on the gays or muzzies either.
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Jaén is quite isolated SMP.
We have one tranny.
He his only seen in winter when the bars are very quiet.
Sitting alone and trying to be feminine.
Sipping his drink in a corner.
The waiters take the piss out of him before he wobbles off on his high heels.
Outside of winter we never see him.
Bars wouldn’t serve him I suspect.
They don’t want the other customers and especially the children to be upset or confused.
The holiday season will attract gays from abroad.
They will be loud and obvious, just too annoy the locals because that’s what they like to do.
Muslims?
I suppose that of the 10 mosques in the entire country, one of them must be within a few hundred kilometres from my home.
I’ve never seen one.
A Pákí would stand out like a sore thumb.
Thankfully they don’t come here on holiday.
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Spain has been a joke for some time.
That ridiculous farce over a woman ‘footballer’ (yeah right) getting a kiss still leaves a bad smell. Since when did a peck become a hanging matter? The poor cunt didn’t even get to use his tongue, yet the witches guild still went divvy.
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Yeah, it’s not as if he grabbed her by the pussy or anything.
Back in ’66, no one turned a hair when Liz planted an unsolicited wet one on Bobby Moore’s fullsome pouty lips.
Fuck them.
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Director Pedro Almodovar has been messing around with this shite in his films, for donkeys years.
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Almodovar’s films are pretentious shite.
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Is that name an anogram?
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I assume that the entire male contingent with swiftly follow the Senoritas example, and show this idiot the error of his ways?
Pass me the popcorn, this is going to be entertaining.
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Some real male sportsmen should do the same in women’s sport. A bit of genuine competition would see off the male fails who see an easy chance to be a champion. Maybe then we could revert to what was normal.
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Oh dear. The dago government have painted themselves into a corner with this one.
Next time they want to go sabre rattling over Gibraltar, they aren’t going to appear very convincing.
Stupid woke cunts.
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Let’s send all our pouves over to Spain. Especially Eddie Izzard and Mandy.
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Moderation?
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I hear the progressives are going after the running of the balls next.
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I wonder what the ultimate woke insanity will prove to be and when it may arrive? It must surely be close now.
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The heifers enter the bullring, its only fair.
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I’m surprised that it hasn’t caught on in other countries.
Decide that you are now a woman by doing nothing more than putting on a pair of charity shop earrings and then you can retire and get your pension earlier.
There are also punative prison sentences handed out to men who are violent towards women.
So it’s better to know what the mouthy cunt in the bar identifies as before you slap him/her.
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¡ Ay, caramba !
🐂
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I wonder what the bill would be if the entire army identifies as girlies.
They should send the bill to the culo who thought of this.
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Absolute khazi of a country. Backwards, chicken-twisting bastards. It’s basically Africa.
Fuck ’em.
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Africa… with added gratuitous animal cruelty.
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Publicly & celebratory, no less.
Acts of pointless cuntitude that would see participants arrested in a country with any decency.
So. No.
Been to the cuntry once. Megadeth, Barcelona was the occasion.
“Oh, Barcelona .. what springs to your mind when you think back to it? .. wonderful people, or architecture, or culture?”
No.
It was the high-summer omnipresent open-sewer smell of shit. Everywhere. (And cunts with no manners a close second).
The closer y’ get to the equator, the more primitive the natives become as a rule of thumb, methinks.
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Spain are disappearing down the 🚽🚽.Retards.
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I would have thought that sorting out that lisping lingo would be priority Nr1.
Thaaa thaaa thaaa thaaaa me arse!
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This is thimply thupid.
Espana, being forced to accept the thexually progressive agenda,
Female soldiers?!!
If a Spanish soldier is going to scratch a enemies eyes out or kick them in the castenets it should be Miguel or Manuel,
That’s mens work.
As general Franco said
” Thop tharing at me you thupid boy.
And bring me a thoda pop,
You thoppy bollocks “
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I reawly mutht prowtetht to your commenth.
I am a Sthpanith cthitizen.
¡Rewsthwect!
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Artie@
Genuine question,
Why do the Spanish tip question marks and exclamation marks upside down?
¿¡
They obviously haven’t got the respect for grammar that I have.
Tell them to pack it in.
😂
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It’s so you can recognise a written question or emphasis of words before you actually read the entire sentence.
For instance, a question is usually spoken with an uplift of tone in the last, or last few words.
A rising inclination.
If you know that what you are reading to someone is a question then you don’t have to ‘scan’ ahead in your reading to understand the need for an inclination.
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Oh ok.
Makes sense👍
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Bravo, MNC. That’s one of the funniest posts I’ve read on here for some time! 😅
The Daygos at war, though? Everyone knows that it’s the Brits and the Russians who are best at that.
Imagine the Southern Europeans going over the top. They’d have to stop for lunch, do a load of yelling, and have a sleep.
Idle cunts.
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Franco would have sorted these mental cunts out.
Are the Spanish in NATO? I would look into it but I fancy getting a bit pissed instead..
Russia invades Poland..and is confronted by a division of heavily made up flamenco dancers.
That should sort it.
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Behave, Unkle Terry. The Spanish paying up for anything? Give over.
I too am getting a bit pissed on our homebrew. Enjoy, Sir!
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Spain sort of joined NATO in 1982 Tel but didn’t fully participate until the 1990s.
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Of course Spain’s in NATO. They may be foreigners but they’re not stupid.
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Franco you say?
Just the man to give all these commie pinko divisionist what for.
Bring on the garrot!🤪
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If any of you fancy trying Spanish cuisine but don’t want to get sweaty and see animals mistreated then do as follows
Open one tin of tomato soup.
Eat cold.
This is called Gazpacho.
Fancy a main course?
Get a big pan
Throw in a bucket of shitty rice.
Then any old shite you can find in the cupboard.
Try and use mussels from some pond for authentic taste.
This shite is called Paella.
To accompany drink cheap red wine and overload a donkey.
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Do you work for the Spanglish tourist board?
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Sï senor
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I remember the Majorca1980 on the beach of Magaluf. A young Spanish boy it turns out but alls I heard was him shouting, Maloney, Maloney, Maloney in the distance.
“Is there an Irishman gone missing” I thought to myself
Turns out it was Melon slices that he was selling.
He Pedro, beat me on “Battle Star Galactica” in the arcade and typed he’s name in first place and the highest score and I was a shark at that game, not so much on Space invaders
I went back the next day and beat he’s No 1 position and typed in Maloney Maloney.
I love Spain
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Spain’s in good company in going WOKE.
It’s taking root all over the world.
Much to my shock … Australia?!!!
I never thought the Aussies would go for that shite!
Normally a very common sense no nonsense type of people.
Canada yes.
Those cunts were always half ducky anyway.
But not Australia.☹️
Same in Sarf Afrika.
They should know better too.
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It seems intentional MNC that handpicked inept so called leaders of countries are towing something else.
We have a new one in Harris, a 1st year dropout with a portfolio of failure.
All is well with the plans
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Poor Pedro.☹️
Bet you broke his little heart.
You spiteful bastard Mecuntry.
You wiped off his high score
Then the arse dropped out of the melon business.
Not long after his father was killed in a bull fight.
You should pay reparations.
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He was a right little bollox MNC, that had me lamped from day one
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Spain used to be a smashing place when I was a boy and later a teenager, on holiday with my parents.
Hot sunny weather on tap every day. Nice villa with pool. Cheap booze, cheap fags. Beautiful half naked birds showing out all over the shop. Pablo Picasso (“no-one ever called him an asshole, not like you…”) Scrummy paellas for tea, Generalissimo Franco, Salvador Dali, lively bar just a few hundred yards down the dirt road…
And not a single Watneys Red Barrel in sight!
Heaven!
What more could you fucking ask for?
Now look at it. A woke infested shithole same as every other God-forsaken so-called Western democratic country.
I ask you. 🙁
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You know who likes Spain ?
Criminals.
That’s who.
Especially cockernee ones.
Your not a bloody ” armed blagger” or train robber are you Mr Shit Cake Baker?
Because the Spanish have had enough of your lot sat around on yachts eating whelks and escaping Time in Wormwood Scrubs.
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And fuck me sideways, don’t the ex-pats of a certain age play on that.
I have lost count on the number of wannabe gangsters over here who were once drivers for the Krays.
How many fucking drivers did the Krays have?
And don’t get me started on the plastic millionaires who for some reason are now living in cheap houses on English urbanisations.
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Artie@
Shout
“NIPPER READ!!!”
If they swerve the car or jump overboard they’re probably legitimate villains.
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@MNC.
Not set foot in Spain since 1969. I tend to steer clear of shitholes, apart from the one we live in here.
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Evening SCB👍
So you’re not called Ronnie?
Wear a lot of gold and once dated Barbara Windsor?
Only ask because you mentioned being a London lad,
Your lack of respect for Americans (😂)*
And lounging around Spanish swimming pools.
* ( He’s a right berk.)
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Evening mate 👍
He doesn’t do himself any favours, does he? I don’t normally have a problem with Americans, or any other foreigners for that matter.
I’m allergic to jewellery, can’t even wear my wedding ring. And not been near a swimming pool since 1969. Love soaking in a hot bath, however.
As for criminality, if you count baking the occasional shit cake, then I suppose I’m guilty, although society’s to blame. 😃
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Sure it’s not your mental elf, SCB?
You could be on a right earner with that! I’d have the mental elf, or the long Covid if it got me some of the wedge that’s being screwed out of the benefits system these days.
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I’ve never been to Spain.
No.point,
I know I’d hate it.
Too hot for me.
I’d only spoil it for everyone I met.
They say travel broadens the mind?
Well, I’m broadminded enough.
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Try Galicia in spring.
Or Asturias.
Wet, cold and foggy.
Comfort food like plenty of stews.
It will change your mind about Spain.
You will enjoy it.
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Probably very nice Artie,
But think I’ll leave it.
Me an abroad aren’t comfortable bedfellows.
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Ps
There is one thing that I’d like to see in Spain….
The cave paintings at Altamira.
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Up near Bilbao.
I have never been there but I imagine that it would be interesting.
Don’t expect to be able to take any photos if they are like any other caves in Spain.
Something about the flash lights affecting the pictures.
The Atlantic coast will be perfect for you.
Windy and cold.
Perfect shorts and vest weather for a Northerner.
A good choice.
People think of just sun and beaches when they come to Spain.
In many cities, large and small you can find ancient Roman ruins, sometimes columns and statues just dotted around on streets and in town squares.
Neolithic parks are quite common.
El Torcal near Antequera is amazing.
I hope that I have not derailed this nom into a travel guide!
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@JP
You have me at a disadvantage, sir. What aspect of my mental elf might you be referring to?
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You said society is to blame for your potential criminality by baking a shit cake. I just wondered if you would be better blaming mental elf instead of society, as there is, apparently, some serious money to be made by pointing the finger in the right direction.
It was meant in a light hearted way, and not intended to offend.
I’m sorry I upset you.
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Travel narrows the mind.
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I’m not sure if my last comment about it got through but I’m planning to visit Andalusia and Extremadura in October Artful. What do you think?
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Andalucía is fucking huge.
The range of resorts go from cheap Almería to the most expensive Puerto Banús.
If you are going to Extremadura then you will probably be in the west of Andalucía.
Sevilla, Córdoba, Jerez and Cádiz are all worth spending a few days in.
It’s almost impossible to park in Sevilla, so find a hotel with sensible parking.
Sensible because many hotels have tiny, awkward, underground parking where your car will get pranged.
Although bull fighting may not be your thing, a visit to the bull ring is a must.
Same in Córdoba where you must be near the Cathedral/Mosque.
In Jerez they have all types of sherry (obviously).
Nothing like the crap that granny used to have at Christmas in the UK.
Think of fine wines.
Cádiz….. Small, historic and easily seen in a day.
North of Málaga you will find Antequera which is my favourite city in Spain.
Ancient and historic.
Competa is not to far from there.
Said to be the prettiest town in Spain.
Whitewashed and on the mountain overlooking the Med.
Avoid eating or drinking in coastal resorts.
Travel just a few kilometres inland for better food and much cheaper prices.
Besides loads of Roman ruins and the best ‘pato negro’ jamones, I don’t know Extremadura too well.
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Lot of Roman stuff round my way. my little town was a Roman settlement and last Sunday I was in the natural hot baths with my lovely, young, swiss miss that the wops discovered. 40° in it, 29° out of it. Living the dream. UK is far more fucked than here
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I run a small b and b. Isac members discount available. July and August are fucking hot though
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John Cale seemed quite smitten by Andalusia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7iLFuapeY8
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Nice write up Artful, I went out the back end of Sevilla back in the day and found real Spanish prices. Its probably changed these days but thats what the real Spain offered and S C Baker is right, one short of a dozen all over the place nowadays
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@JP
Don’t worry, mate. I wasn’t upset. Merely confused.
As were you, it appears, by my Monty Python reference: “guilty as charged, but society’s to blame”.
Check out the “Dead bishop on the landing” sketch for further information. 🙂
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👍
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Cheers Artful, I’ll mostly be concentrating on the ‘Big Three’ area as that’s where many of the best places (excluding Ronda) seem to be. I was thinking of maybe chucking in a few day trips to Carmona from Sevilla and Baeza/Ubeda from Granada as well.
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Sminky Pinky as the Fast Show would say.
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Alexa Tomas, available on Porn Hub. She’s a woman and Spanish birthright.
Lovely.
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Time for world war 3….!
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I bet Spetnaz are shitting themselves. Going up against some fucking waiters and a Sapper with a nob in a camouflage dress.
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