(Wearing shades, trying to look cool-with-da-kids, innit – Day Admin)

UB40 are cunts, aren’t they!

I’ve just heard these talentless turds are making a comeback to inflict more dreary bum gravy for our ears.

What could be worse than a bunch of dreadlock’d Hash Brownies playing that dull, bass-heavy chukka chukka reggae? That’s right: Hònkeys doing it.

Whether it’s doing shitty covers of classics (Falling in Love with You, Red Red Wine, Many Rivers To Cross), whining about being unemployed or shouting about”old Faatcher”, these lumpy Brummie shitbiscuits took the piss with how dire they were. Repeating “Der’s a ra’ in me kitchin wot am ah gonna doo” in a pretend Jamaican accent should have been enough to put them in prison.

It’s amazing to think there are TWO breath-taking cunts called Al/Ali Campbell in the world. One’s the Remoaner who gave Blair stress-relieving hand jobs and the other’s the zombie who sings like an amputee for these tedious drab cabbages.

Reggae is for cunts. However, this monotonous dirge is even worse. It’s not even for wîggers. It’s music for people who loathe music.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

is a cunt.

I think the link speaks for itself. Terry’s oven is required for all who were involved in this heinous brutality. The fact that shit like this is STILL being allowed to happen, however, is a national disgrace.

Everyone talks about BLM but nobody EVER mentions the challenges, abuse and discrimination that many disabled people face on a daily basis. As I’ve mentioned on here before my brother has severe autism, and he’s been treated like a second class citizen in his own country at various points – including by his school when he was there. As horrific as the Whitefield abuse is there will be many other cases out there which we don’t know about.

bbcnews

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt.

I’ve always liked long flowing hair on birds.
Jane Seymour ?
Kate Bush?

It’s attractive.

Nowadays some women have short hair, like lads.
It’s okay if it’s for medical reasons or if your a fish supper,
But it’s not really attractive.

More alarming is birds shaving their nut bald!!
Sinead O’Connor started this but she was a bit mental.

Nowadays a lot of black birds are doing it,
The Hot Chocolate look.

Modern day saint Doreen Lawrence is one to rock the Malteser look.

She was going bald anyway to be fair
Like a well worn fuzzy felt.

But why don’t they just wear a woolly hat?
Or a Beatles wig like Di Abbott?
They’re giving in too easily.

I don’t like perms either.

Sort yourselves out women you look a right fuckin mess.

You sexy thang!!

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

Hopefully, a very emotive and subjective nomination – which will fuck YOU up.

The radio programme: Desert Island Discs
… is a cunt.

Why ? ! ?

Because, just when you think [insert your *favourite tune of all time here] is your most very greatest and best ever tune/song of all time, ever, in the universe, of all time … yep: You`re guaranteed to think of yet another one which might be better.

Basically, you`ll never agree with yourself.

Go on – try it now.

Write down all your favourite tunes – or say 5 of them.
(pause for thought)

OK, maybe another 5.

(pause for thought)

Now think of another one to add to the list?

(pause for thought)

Now put them in order.

(pause for thought)

Have you missed one out?

(pause for thought)

Revise your list.

Revise again.

Still fucked? – Of course you are.

You just can`t do it, can you ?

But there IS a reason for this.

It`s YOU, and how you`re feeling right now …
Annoyed / frustrated / brain-dead / full of drugs ?

Well, I couldn`t give a shit, because all of the above is just a diversion.

If you`ve read this far, that`s not really what this nomination is really about. It`s actually …

Who would you want to be shipwrecked with on a desert island with (and, need I ask, why) ?

Mine would be Katie Price because, although I`m not a lesbian, her body would probably make an ideal flotation device (with additional compartments) should I need to vacate the island in an emergency

OK — blow your load now …

* That`s `favourite` for our colonial subsidiaries.

Nominated by: Sam Beau

A double-sized cunting for Sussex Police, particularly the imbeciles operating in and around Hastings.

Firstly, relating to the assault and later death of a one-legged 93 year-old with dementia, who had kept hold of a dinner knife at his care home, reportedly using it to ‘threaten’ staff. The officers, Steven Smith and Rachel Comotto, tased and pepper sprayed Donald Burgess, who later died in hospital.
Both officers are charged with assault.

Daily Mail

The second incident is Sussex Police visiting Jonjo Hooper in Hastings, for daring to say that Christians needed to take a stand after the killing of Orthodox priest in Sydney. What makes this visit even more sinister is that the police were accompanied by a mental health nurse who clearly believed a Christian in a constitutionally Christian nation wanting to defend the faith (just as the monarch is supposed to) amounts to a psychotic episode and therefore some sort of danger to himself and others.

Daily Mail

The idea of the state using its powers to question the sanity of dissidents or anyone not ‘on-message’ seems quite normal to the visiting officers and the nurse. It makes you wonder if both the Royal College of Policing and Nursing are using old guidelines from the Stasi and GDR in how to gaslight and unsettle political undesirables.

The police are increasingly showing their true colours, as petty bullies and cowards and who cause more harm to the public than help them.

I avoid the police as much as I can given their attitude in dealings with friends neighbours and family members, from laughing in court after a man had died in a car accident, to shouting at old women who were confused by a diversion sign, to behaviour off-duty, they are a special breed of thick, arrogant cunt, none of whom have any friends outside their job and regularly end up beating their wives and kids.

Absolute scum.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime