Have you heard about the strange, not to say alarming, case of one Linzi Smith? If not, allow me to elaborate.
Linzi is a die-hard Noocassel fan who’s been banned from attending Magpies’ games, for the ‘crime’ of expressing views that don’t align with current gender orthodoxy. She has posted online of her belief in the reality of biological sex, making comments such as ‘here’s your daily reminder that transwomen are men’.
As a result of stating such an heretical opinion, Linzi has been told by NUFC that her presence at St James’s Park is no longer welcome. Now you might think that this was bad enough, but on appealing the decision, the club responded by presenting documents which included a report on Linzi by the so-called ‘Stadium Stasi’ aka the Premier League’s ‘Intelligence Unit’. This featured a mass of personal detail which had been collected by them. It transpired that she’d also been referred to the scuffers, although they concluded that she’d done nothing wrong.
Now hold up. Just what the fuck is going on here? This woman isn’t some violent yobbo with a record of trouble-making at matches. What business is it of NUFC if she has an opinion on the transgender issue? And just who, and what, is this PL unit, to go about invading her privacy? How many other people might this jumped up petty Gestapo currently be treating in the same way?
People used to tell me that this was a free country. This would be worthy of a Monty Python sketch- ‘nobody expects the PL Intelligence Unit!’- if the implications weren’t so sinister. Seems to me that the rozzers are to investigate anybody, it should be the activities of these cunts.
Altogether now. ‘Shite and you know it, you’re just shite and you know it’.
PS Newcastle is, of course, owned by those staunch defenders of tranny rights the Saudis.
Nominated by: Ron Knee



