(BST starts today, so don’t forget to put your clocks forward 1hr if you haven’t already done so (UK cunts only) – Day Admin)

Attention pop pickers everywhere! The IsAC horn section should be placed on full alert. That captivating little minx Dylan Mulvaney is back, hotter than ever!

The sex-on-a-stick Miz Mulvaney has (as they say in the biz) ‘dropped’ a record and a video for ‘Days of Girlhood’, and it’s absolutely sensational. It’s a superbly crafted take on how the average ‘girl’ spends her time; you know, climbing out of a pink sports car, going through the pink front door of a huge mansion, lolling about in pink lingerie on pink sheets, sipping champagne, and all that sort of thing.

But I’m also certain that beneath all that entertaining, frothy fun, there’s a serious message about something or other for us all to take on board.

This isn’t merely a singer who can deliver a great song with style and panache. No, this is a performer with something to say, with a statement to make.

Without doubt this is the musical event of the year, and enormous sales and a string of awards must surely follow. I foresee a massive future for the incredibly talented and gorgeous Miz Mulvaney, with this latest triumph being merely one more step up the staircase to Swiftesque mega stardom.

You go, gurrrrrl!

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Nike has chosen unilaterally to replace the cross of St George on the England football strip with a pile of vomit.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/style/why-is-the-st-george-s-cross-on-england-s-new-nike-kit-causing-controversy/ar-BB1klEgW

Even Starmer disapproves, which says everything about the self important, Asian child labour abusing, piss taking cunts.

The call has gone out to boycott the strip until Nike puts the England national flag back the way it should be, instead of this:

Express News

Nike are saying they have no intention of recalling the strip.
No? Well do without English money then. Where else do you intend selling the rags?

The FA are typically enthusing about the foreigners redesign, and so should have their suitability to preside over the national team re-examined.

Do we need to go abroad for a football strip for fucks sake?
Give the job to an English firm who knows what the cross of St George looks like.

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

So welcome to our latest dishonest, bullshit ing, sneaky cunt, it was inevitable I suppose due to his tan, I’m thinking of the quote from Blazing saddles here.
So VG has said he is willing to talk about stupid speed limits, fucking farmers over and all the other stupid bullshit the wizened old cock dog brought in, in other words he is going to change fuck all.
He has already managed to slither his way out of his dodgy 200k dealings with Cardiff’s mud company .
So let’s look forward to what our new snake is going to do next, the best bit is the guy is already a cunt, so I weep for the future of Wales…

BBC News

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

And seconded by: Chuff Chugger

I second this cunting if I may.

I came to the nom page to do the same, but was beaten to it.

When I woke this morning and saw the two candidates for the welsh election and it said we will find out later who the new leader would be. I silently said to myself as i was sitting there enjoying my morning dump, that I would bet my house which of those two candidates will win, and I wasn’t wrong.

The UK (well, OK not NI, but half of them don’t want to be part of the uk anyway) now has a full set of prominent leaders from the swarthy ‘minorities’

Wales, England, Scotland and London….all gimmegrants.

….yet, they will still yell they aren’t represented.

The UK has stuck its arse in the air show it to all the shit in the world and said ‘come and fuck me’

Advil is a cunt.

Let’s have a My Brain Hurts cunting for the over the counter pain medicine Advil and their new add campaign…Believe My Pain.

What’s wrong with that, you naively ask?

Well according to a 7 person focus group (all of whom were black) Advil determined that, nobody believes black people and their stories about pain.

Accordingly, they have started the Pain Equity Project. And their new ad campaign; “Believe My Pain, is focused on illuminating the issue of pain inequity in Black communities.”

For those guilty white liberals who want to help, they can go to the website and learn how they can use their privilege to alleviate this social injustice:

Advil Website

For the rest of you…buy Motrin.

By the way. Advil is a joint venture with Pfizer and presumably it is more effective at relieving pain than their vaccine was at preventing Covid.

Nominated by: General Cuntster

(There will be three nominations for today and Sunday, 7am, 11am and 3pm. Thanks.  – Day Admin)

On April 1st (how appropriate) a new law comes into effect in Scotland. This law (which the Scottish Government says ‘modernises and extends’ existing legislation) creates a new law of stirring up hatred against protected categories on the grounds of race, religion, sexual and (you guessed it) transgender orientation.

As Han Solo would say, I’ve got a bad feeling about this. I foresee every professional offence taker and loony tunes group with a grudge agenda piling in and reporting any little thing perceived as ‘hate speech’ to the Hurty Wurty Feelings Police, otherwise known as Police Scotland.

The scuffers could be in for a very hectic time indeed. Apparently the force has pledged to investigate every single complaint reported; this at a time when, according to ‘The Scotsman’, it said that it would no longer investigate every ‘low level’ crime, including some thefts.

The Scotsperson

Yes, the Hurty Wurty Feelings Police are preparing to swing into action on ‘hate crime’. Indeed you might agree that they’ve already given a firm indication as to which way the wind’s blowing.

The force itself has committed what a sensitive soul like me can only regard as a ‘hate act’. In a training exercise on the subject, it created a character called ‘Jo’, a soshull meeja influencer who says that there are only two genders, and that trans types ‘belong in gas chambers’.

Who could they possibly be referring to, I wonder? Naturally they’ll assure us that any similarity to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Nevertheless, I’m deeply offended by this, and intend to report Police Scotland for a ‘hate crime’ against a certain Joanne ‘Jo’ Rowling to, erm, Police Scotland.

Police Scotland accused of parodying JK Rowling with gender critical ‘Jo’ character in hate crime training

Gosh it’s going to be fun north of the border. Keep your opinions to yourself you freethinking Scots, even in your own home. The kids might dob you in for calling Humza Yuseless a fucking total cunt*. The walls might have ears.

Oh and don’t bother just calling it in if your mobile phone gets snatched from you in the street. That won’t be enough to get the cops off their arses. You’ll have to say that the thief called you ‘a tranny kiddie fiddling arse bandit’ as well. That way, you’ll have a couple of squad cars and half a dozen plods on your doorstep in five minutes.

Welcome to our Brave New World.

*even though Humza Yuseless is, indisputably, a total fucking cunt.

Nominated by: Ron Knee